FORMULA 1 MEAN GIRLS QUOTES

Hamilton: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me but I can’t help it that I’m popular.


Rosberg: why are you so obsessed with me?


Raikkonen: was I the new queen bee?


Vettel: I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something


Bottas: I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy.


Massa: because I’m a pusher. I push people.


Ricciardo: what is the hot gossip? Tell me everything!


Kvyat: you’re face smells like peppermint


Perez: don’t let the haters stop you from doing you’re thang


Hülkenberg: that’s why his hair is so big. It’s full of little secrets.


Verstappen: you smell like a baby prostitute


Sainz: I saw Alonso wearing army pants and flips flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.


Magnussen: I don’t hate you cuz you’re fat, you’re fat cuz I hate you.


Palmer: meet me in the projection room above the auditorium.


Gutierrez: this is the fertility vase of the ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?


Grosjean: you’re just jealous cuz girls like me better.


Ericsson: oh my god! That was one time!


Nasr: I did not leave the south side for this!


Button: I have a theory that if you cut off all his hair he’d look like a British man.


Alonso: is butter a carb?


Maldonado: so you agree? You think you’re really pretty?


Stevens: could you give us some privacy for like 1 second?


Mehri: did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music? And then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?!


Rossi: I mean that’s just like the rules of meminisn!