Free range, grass-fed, small farm dairy cows in Northern Vermont have it rougher than most cows: the rolling hills, the verdant pastures, the way the flickering lights of summer’s fireflies mingle with the starlight, the smell of ripening raspberries wafting into their barns. Help a heifer in these dire circumstances forget her suffering. Treat a dairy cow to the most pampered milking session in human/bovine history. A minimum of three attendants must milk the cow. One person must be feeding her clover by hand as another gently milks her wearing satin gloves as another massages her gently. The attendants must be dressed in semi-formal attire. The milking must take place in a well-appointed living room.
*Thank you to Tigerlily Farms, Nick the handler and Kaboda the wee cow!
(My) wedding china revealed. Oh happy day! Why pick one when you can mix and match? Gold + Sea Inspiration. From left to right: Syracuse by Robert Haviland, Corail by Medard De Noblat, and Este by Furstenberg.