forjohn

my fav type of dirkjohn is dirkjohn filled with like… absolutely juvenile, petty, pigtail pulling on the playground levels of bullshit an nonsense

dirk breaks into johns house just to eat his leftovers and to give 5 star ratings to softcore gay porn on john’s netflix account and screw up his recommendation algorithm

john uses his windy powers to get into dirk’s house undetected, and every day for three weeks systematically moves his furniture one quarter of an inch to the left

dirk takes to re-arranging all of the clothes in john’s dresser so he can never find the shirt he’s looking for

john leaves water balloons in dirk’s mailbox which don’t actually accomplish anything but rolling onto the pavement and bouncing away gently and dirk has to go pick them up like a dumbass because its technically littering

dirk leaves a single slice of brooklyn style pizza tucked snugly underneath john’s windshield wiper like a leaflet 

neither of them can explain why they’re doing this or what it accomplishes when prompted, and everyone around them is disgusted at their weirdass 6th grade level black-red flirting


John Taylor being cute



John Taylor being sexy



John Taylor being stupid



John Taylor being serious



Stupid again



John Taylor being sexy as hell



John Taylor being rude and not giving a f



John Taylor being funny



John Taylor being awfully cute (first song he cried to)



John Taylor being handsome to die for



John Taylor running



John Taylor being bored



STUPID



John Taylor being too cute to handle



John Taylor being cool



John Taylor laughing



John Taylor thinking that he’s cool



Stupid



John Taylor loving Christmas




John Taylor seducing



John Taylor’s belly

I think we could end it with his belly.