What if UT and UF bros were watching MTT, then saw their SO on the show on a episode called 'Dodge or DIE'. And after mettaton finishes his little speech, SO says "Nice, but you forgot one thing..." "What could I possibly forget, DARLING?!" "...U can't touch this." Then can't touch this starts to play and SO starts dodging like a boss, then SO jumps in the air and floats for a second and says "Sansy/Papy, if your watching, love ya babe~" then they continue to dodge like a boss! (ITS AWESOME!!)
UT Sans: Holy shit, you are better than him, and he is pretty good at dodging, the only thing he was not too lazy to actually practice. He watches you, awestruck as you don’t get hit even once. And then the frame freezes, and you look directly at the camera, throwing a kiss at him, telling him you love him.
He is dead.
UT Papyrus: Oh wow! Datemate! You are amazing! You are almost as great as him…no, you are as great as him! Then the frame freezes and you greet him, telling him you love him just to jump back into dodging, without a problem.
He is watching and recording the entire thing! That is just amazing! It takes him a bit to actually register that you said that you love him. On live TV. Oh, he is a blushy mess now.
UF Sans: Oh boy, you are fucking rocking it. He has never seen anybody dodge like that, and he has seen a lot of dodges in his life, and most of them were the only thing that stood between a monster and a fatal blow. And then it freezes, and you wink at the camera and tell him..that you love him.
Oh god, he has no idea how to handle it, just jumping up and flailing wildly with his hands, before pulling up his hood and throwing himself onto the couch.
UF Papyrus: He is a secret fan of Mettaton, so you decided not to tell him about it and just surprise him. He can’t believe his eyes when he sees you on Mettatons show, he is so surprised and thrilled.
He watches you dodge like a complete pro and just can’t believe it, he never knew you had such agility. And then the frame freezes and you throw a devilish smile at the camera and tell him you love him. On Mettatons show. Just to keep dodging like you have never done anything else like it’s what you have been born to do.
He stays cool on the outside, screaming on the inside until Sans leaves for a bit to get something from Grillbys. Sans comes back to Papyrus on the floor, kneeling in front of the TV and cheering you on with a booming voice.