forgot the name of the movie

film fact of the day

The Smiths aren’t a real band. Zooey Deschanel was supposed to say “I love Radiohead” during the elevator scene of 500 Days of Summer, but she forgot her line and improvised the name “The Smiths”. the music heard in the movie by this make-believe band was provided by Pavement.

tfc characters as things my teachers have done

dan: making a kid who forgot to do his homework run a lap inside the school

kevin: pouring alcohol into a cup of coffee in front of the entire class

andrew: calling a student “little fucker”, attempting to banish him (didn’t work)

matt: handing out candy every single week for a year

aaron: allowing all students to skip class because we were being annoying

allison: having an outfit so color coordinated that even her name matches

nicky: watching les intouchables literally 5 times in one year. that’s about 20 lessons dedicated to watching the same movie.

renee: compulsory cake day once a week, where one student brings cake for the rest and everyone has cake

neil: turning up 10 minutes late for every lesson for 3 years straight

jeremy: making every ‘o’ a smiley

jean: speaking another language for 3 weeks without the students knowing that they also speak the students’ native language

riko: resembling a rat

lance: psshh i’m not in love with keith. i hate keith. we’re rivals

hunk: *gives him this and solemnly pats his hand*

To tell you
the honest truth
I fell in love with you
the moment I met you,
my eyes suddenly glued
to the brightest thing in the room.
I was coming down from LSD
and all of a sudden
I was Alice down the rabbit hole
and I was tumbling
into Wonderland.
When you left that evening
(the way you always seem to leave)
I went for a walk to process the fact
that I had just fallen in love
and my acid brain was running so fast
that I momentarily forgot your name.
When it came back to me
it ran through my entire body
like molten gold
dripping from head to toe
filling my entire soul
with light
and from that moment
your name has always been metaphoric to me.
I say it
and it explodes in my mouth like
popping candy
or bubbles that burst
as soon as they leave the sanctuary of my lips.
I’ve always wanted to kiss you,
when you sat down on the pavement
when I showed you my favourite view
it could’ve been a fucking movie
if you didn’t have a girlfriend.
But,
you had a girlfriend
and I couldn’t kiss you
but that didn’t stop me
wanting to
and watching you intently
because I loved you
and I couldn’t help it.
You no longer have a girlfriend
and it all comes flooding back to me
that affection for you
I had almost forgotten
but here it is
and you feel it
boy you feel it
boy you cannot help yourself
boy you fucked me
but it wasn’t special
it was a quickie on the couch
which you said meant nothing
don’t tell me
that night was special
it was
but not in that way
it was special because it broke me
because when you said
‘can’t go falling in love’
like there is something wrong with that
I thought
well,
fuck,
because I fell in love with you
six months ago
and I can’t exactly fall back out
but I won’t tell you this
because you don’t understand my concept of love
you’re just a boy
a beautiful boy
who I cannot take me eyes off
who will always leave me speechless
who will always have me tripping on my words
and when he says
be honest with me
I will only ever give him
a cut-down and emotionally censored version of the truth.
—  ‘The Honest Truth’ - @leatherbounddiaries

Being in love with someone is weird because when you really truly love someone you never stop. Years could pass, you could be completely content with how your life is going, and you’ll remember something about them. You could be getting chocolate ice cream when all of a sudden you think about how the person you loved couldn’t eat chocolate ice cream because it made them sick. You’ll remember their least favorite color, how they sleep, what their pets names were, movies that made them laugh, and what they tasted like. You’ll remember everything, even the things you thought you forgot. Sometimes the memories will hit you harder than a semi truck going eighty on a freeway. Sometimes they will make you feel light and warm like the sun does in May.
It’s just really sad and also really beautiful to think that two people can leave each other, yet still stay.

Was tagged by @fullmetal-trash-in-grey, thank you sweetie ^~^

Last Movie I Watched - Fast Five (best movie 11/10)

Last Song I Listened To - Reason Living (Bungou Stray Dogs 2nd Seasons Opening)

Last Book I Read - The Trap (forgot the author’s name)

If I Could Be Anywhere in the World Right Now - Anywhere other than this shitty country called America lolol, but in all seriousness, maybe England or Dubai?

Where I Would Want to Time Travel To - Hm….maybe the 70s or 80s? Not really sure haha

Fictional Characters I Would Hang Out With - OH BOY HERE COME THE PICTURES. Prepare yourselves

Originally posted by pauly6212

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs) (he’s baeee)

Originally posted by nicosrobins

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs) (I fucking l o v e him he’s hilarious)

Originally posted by hyakuraii

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) (he kinda scares me but he seems fun to be around sometimes o3o don’t mess with this dude, just. don’t)

Originally posted by inukag

Naraku (InuYasha) (yes I know he’s evil and manipulates and kills but I CAN BE OF S O M E HELP TO HIM and I love him >.>)

Originally posted by starnightpenguin

Ukyo (Amnesia) (ik he’s a psycho bU T HE CONTROLS IT LATER ON)

Originally posted by frozenpinetree

Saeran Choi (Mystic Messenger) (give this boy some love c’mon I would hang out with him any day)

I think I’ll stop there…XD

I tag:

@missinfowikia @madamsharky @italian-love-cake @teodora-dimitrova @analytical-dork @official-akamatsu @yanderbun @kitsunesenpai180 @imgraceandineedtoshutup and @whatthemeowguyz

You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to!

disney: yea so this dude gets cursed and he’s stuck as a beast and he hates it!! he’s miserable. depressed. like he can’t even look at himself anymore like. he fucking hates it

also disney: *doesn’t give him a name* *labels him “beast” on merchandise* *continuously refers to him as “the beast”*

Just So Y'all Know

So I saw that Leafy retweeted a tweet from Shorbie saying smth about them streaming together. I’m like “hmm, I wonder what this’ll be like?” And I clicked the link that lead to the stream and guess what?

I ended up staying for most of the stream even after Leafy left. It was overall a really fun time because I got some EXCLUSIVE!™ info:

Cal’s absolute fav movie is American Psycho, he really likes Fight Club and 2 other ones (shame on me I forgot them.) and that he’s going to be streaming today (or tomorrow, depending on your time zone).

We’re finally getting the stream we’ve been begging for all of last year and this year. (If he decides to keep that promise)

P.S: I like Shorbie now

What Tumblr Has Taught Me About Fandoms I'm Not In
  • These may be spoilers but then again I don't know if these are even accurate. And by that I mean these are not at all accurate.
  • Hunger Games: Teenage girl volunteers for fight to the death. Love triangle issues between Katniss, a dude named after bread, and some guy whose name I forgot. The government is shit.
  • Divergent: Everyone is divided into dollar store brand Hogwarts houses. There's a character named Four and that really confuses me. Was he the fourth child? Did his parents run out of names? Was he cursed with "Stupid YA Character Names Syndrome"? Can someone just explain??
  • Maze Runner: They're in a maze and then they leave. The outside world sucks. The sun exploded or something. It's solar powered Walking Dead but with the gays.
  • Mortal Intruments: There was a movie and it was shit. There's vampires or demons or some kind of supernatural forces. The boy with the nice hair and the glitter-covered male model are really gay for each other. I thought it was called the Shadowhunter series but apparently it's not.
  • Raven Cycle: All I know is that this skater boy named Noah was too great for this world so he died. That's it. That's the extent to my knowledge.
  • The Fault in Our Stars: Cancer kids fall in love and make the symbol of unbreakable romance a parody of the saying of a broken up emotional wreck of a relationship.
  • Lunar Chronicles: It's modernized fairytales so it's pretty much the Grimm Brother's own version of Percy Jackson. And Cinder is a mechanic so I guess that makes her Leo Valdez?
  • Song of Achilles: Surprise they made Ancient Greece even gayer.
Imagine Watching a Horror Movie with Jacksepticeye

Originally posted by gauz3y

You shuffled into the living room, popcorn bowl in hand while Jack skimmed through the horror section on Netflix. You sat down next to him, handing him the bowl and grabbing the nearby blanket, draping it over the two of you as he smiled.

“Are ya ready for the most boss horror marathon ever?” He said with a grin, making you roll your eyes and smile.

“You always pick dumb horror movies, can’t I pick one this time?” You begged, reaching for the remote which he reluctantly passed over. You smiled triumphantly as you scrolled along until you found one that looked slightly intriguing. You picked The Conjuring and set the remote down in front of you. Jack quickly pulled you back into his arms, hugging you around the waist as the movie started.

It started off okay, nothing too bad, but by the end of it, you felt like you were being watched. A jumpscare occurred on screen and you jumped back, screaming because you weren’t expecting it. Jack reacted mostly the same way, screaming loudly and pulling you closer to him like you were a teddy bear.

“Tell me again why we do this!” You gasped out, turning to face the youtuber who tried to look like he was brave but was faltering.

“B-because it gives me a reason to hold onto ya and not look clingy?” He muttered, looking anywhere but your face. Your cheeks lit up as you realized his true intentions and couldn’t help but smile widely at the revelation.

“You know you can just hold me when you want to… I won’t judge.” You mutter, leaning forward and quickly pecking him on the lips. He smiled and quickly pulled you back down to kiss you more deeply.

The horror movie in the background quickly faded from your minds as you snuggled up to his chest and he laid back, running his fingers through your hair happily.

~Pan

i was tagged by @lu-cieli!!!!! thabk you!!!

Nickname: alex (technically alexa is my nickname, since it’s my middle name, but)


Zodiac sign: leo!!


Height: 5′2 (i’m a Small gay)


Last Thing You Googled: Frank (2014) (my favorite movie!!! i don’t watch a lot of movies)


Favourite music artist: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh the head and the heart, i guess


Song stuck in my head: the seal lullaby by eric whitacre (i don’t know how i found it but!!! it’s so beautiful)

Last Movie you watched: umm….. i think it was moana (i seriously don’t watch a lot of movies, i saw moana like. a month ago)

What are you wearing right now: weird flowery pajama shorts and my mbmbam t-shirt ( it has ‘shrimpin’ ain’t easy’ on it and it’s my favorite possession)

What do you post: bad stuff (meme things, james mcavoy’s weird (COMPLETELY 100% TRUE) kinks, sj stuff, people’s gofundme’s/whatevers, cherik sometimes when the Mood striketh me)

Why did you choose your URL: because erik lehnsherr is shit (HE’S MY BABY AND I LOVE HIM)

Do you have any other blogs: technically like fifteen (url hoarding) but i have a semi-active charles xavier rp blog called @oxfordstyle


What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: never been in one, ahhdjfhsdjkf i’m lonely

Religious Or Spiritual: neither. though if i were going to be one it’d probably be religious


Favorite Color: dark grey

Average Hours Of Sleep: 5 ½ - 6


Lucky Number: 2

Favorite characters: erik lehnsherr, moira mactaggert, charles xavier

How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: 1 or 2

Dream Job: screenwriter/director (realistically tho child therapist)

rules: tag 20 blogs you want to know better 

ahhhh okay!! here goes:

@pipabethes, @aboringblackcat, @sassymemevevo, @queer-and-sparkly, @milky-noodles, @p0nies, @legitimarie, @canadianwheatpirates, @sillysherlokian, @misscharlottexavier, @unearthlydust@torial, @buscemianrhapsody, @waltwhitmaniac@perfect-letter, @phalangine, @starkexpo, @whiskey-floss-and-determination, @singleworkingdadneto, @oxfordstyle (shhhhhhh)