forgot the knife

Hello, everyone! This has been a pretty rough year for everyone, but despite everything, the McElroy brothers and their antics have been bringing joy to us all! As a way of sharing the good feels they’ve given us, I’m putting together a fan-zine featuring full-color illustrations of the creations from their Abomination Conglomeration.

Here’s the rundown: around 24 artists will each draw an illustration of one of the Monster Factory cast. Each artist picks one of the monsters, just so we don’t end up having this turn into 23-PAMS-who-death-forgot-plus-1-Knife-Dad Zine. All the illustrations will be gathered into one zine, which will be sold digitally, and for those lovely people who chip in a little extra money as part of our preorder, physically as well! All the proceeds will then be donated to Planned Parenthood, so you get rad art while helping an awesome charity!

At the moment, we have 10 artists signed up, but have 14 spots still available! If you’re interested in contributing, please fill out the application form here VVV

…and submit it to me by Sunday February 26th, 2017. After that date, applications will officially close, the sheet will be taken offline, and I will begin to sort through those who applied. It should take no more than a day or two for me to sort through, after which I will send emails out to everyone who applied, saying whether or not you got in and how to proceed!

For those who are interested in the pre-orders, after I finish setting up the artists (and their deadlines) I will be opening up a sheet for pre-orders! Here, you will be able to order digital copies in advance, or even get one of the limited run physical copies of the zine! After pre-orders close, all orders from then on will be for the digital PDF ONLY.

I look forward to hearing from you! And if you know someone who might be interested, please do not hesitate to spread the word!


“Step back a bit (Y/N).” Barry muttered as you stood as high as your tiptoes would let you and tried to look down at the Raptors.


“Why can’t I go help, Blue listens to me to.” You insisted and he chuckled.


“She wants you to think she listens, now just watch your father.” Barry ruffled your hair as you watched Owen work the Raptors.


Delta spotted you and started to wonder off, making soft chitters at you knowing that you were the source of secret treats, Owen whistled and after a hesitant complaint she rushed back into formation.


Twenty more minutes and the Raptors were bored and no longer paying attention so Owen rewarded them and headed over to where you were stood, grinning ear to ear, waving at the Raptors when they all started to stare at you.


“You been giving them mice again?” Your father asked as he stopped next to him and crossed your arms.

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Description: Your life coming to an end wasn’t the worst thing, but watching as your killer killed your friends was.

Word Count: 2,406

Warning: Blood, death

Pairing: Lee Taeyong x Reader (kind of ??? more of Ten x Reader, with Taeyong as the murderer idek) (also feat. NCT 127 members minus Haechan)

Author: Admin Xiufairy ㅅㅇㅅ

Xiufairy’s Masterlist ㅅㅇㅅ

Originally posted by softxingsoo

Your twenty-first birthday was a success. You were spending it with your friends, with the exception of Ten and Taeil. Taeil was busy hunting someone down, he was a detective. Ten was also busy doing something, but you couldn’t blame him.

Mark was also working on becoming a detective, but since he’d only just graduated high school, he was doing an internship until college started up in the fall. You were really proud of him, he worked hard and he did just about anything he put his mind to.

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Elisabeth das Musical--bloopers!

I’m trying to make a collection of all known Elisabeth das Musical blooper stories. Obviously we don’t have footage of all of these, so some might not be true, but we’re giving them the benefit of the doubt. Here are the ones I know (and sources if they exist):

An unknown Rudolf used tongue during a rehearsal “Mayerling” kiss with Uwe Kröger, and Uwe was so shocked he dropped Rudolf.

2002 Essen–Uwe tripped on his long trailing black coat twice. During his entrance for “Mama, wo bist du?” he tripped and fell into the orchestra pit, apparently landing on the conductor. During “Mayerling,” he stepped on it while backing up and landed on his back, allegedly with his legs open, with Jesper Tydén (Rudolf) on top of him. Jesper managed to pull them both up just in time for the kiss, Uwe walked offstage struggling for composure, and the following funeral scene was too cheerful as the offstage cast had seen what had happened.

Steven Seale (Death) and Jesper Tydén also tripped during one “Mayerling,” but they got back up very quickly. (Video)

2007 Takarazuka–Mizu Natsuki (Death) accidentally threw Ouki Kaname (Rudolf) into the orchestra pit during “Yami ga Hirogaru” (Japanese version of “Schatten”). On another night, Mizu forgot to grab the knife to give to Lucheni, so she just looked at Otozuki Kei and gestured as though to say “figure it out.” The result was that Lucheni strangled Elisabeth, while poor Shirahane Yuri (Sisi) had no clue what was going on, as there was no way to warn her. (Mizu has recounted the forgotten knife story in interviews.)

Mark Seibert missing the necklace when Sisi throws it at him at the end of “Maladie.” We have recordings of this from three different nights, and it’s completely possible it happened more than that. (GIFset)

Add ones you know! Let’s compile a long list!

pls consider…. adhd klunk (s/o to @criss-alis for helping me come up with these)

  • keith, lance and hunk just chilling on the couch, watching videos together
    • lance: wait… weren’t we supposed to cook dinner together
    • keith: shit ur right
    • hunk: ……………oh well, keep playing the video that cat is so cute :’)
    • lance: ok >:3c
    • dinner was never made that night, they just spent the night watching cat videos instead
  • they try to have movie nights together, but they wind up getting distracted and just get lost in conversation,,, they make sure to always finish their movie no matter what though, even if it takes them 5 hours to watch a 2 hour movie, so they have a lot of late nights 
  • they forget the words for things a lot
    • one time hunk forgot the word for washing machine. he called it “the thing u use to give ur clothes a bath”
    • lance forgot the word for microwave, he called it “the cooking box”
    • keith forgot the word for knife, his own hyperfixation. he initially called it “sharp pointy murder stick” and when lance questioned him abt forgetting the word for his own hyperfixation he was like “no i love,,,,, the stabby stab thing”
    • hunk: u mean… a knife
    • keith: sweats
    • hunk: oh my god
  • they take turns info-dumping abt their hyperfixations and the other two stare at the one talking like “:)!!!” cause they love watching their bfs talk abt things they love with such excitement!! 
    • lance’s hyperfixation is mermaids
    • hunk’s is machines
    • and keith’s is knives
  • lance has troubles with computers sometimes, but sometimes he actually manages to somehow fix the problems himself. however, when the problem comes up again he cant for the life of him remember what he pressed to fix it last time,, hunk will come up and press a button and lance is like “…………how did i not remember to just press that button”
  • stims >:3c
    • lance’s favorite is bouncing his leggy and singing/humming
    • keith also enjoys humming, but his fav is cleaning his knives
    • and hunk also enjoys the leggy, but his fav is tapping his knees
    • they often make each other happy flap often and its a Good and its pure!!!!
  • thats all i got for now, feel free to add on if ud like!!
Don’t. Move. || Demon!Jimin x Reader

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smutty smut smut, and Demon!Au
Word Count: 2,806
Warnings: Dirty stuff, choking, tootching, Demon, blah blah blah
Author: Admin Vis

Summary: Your friend convinces you to go out on Friday the 13th to an abandoned house, her friends have the idea to try “Summoning” something…that something happens to be incredibly attractive, and finds you particularly interesting.

Admin Notes: I know I promised to write a full version of This Drabble two months ago, but it’s been some busy ass times, SO IT’S FINALLY HERE. Enjoyyyyyy. Plus I’ve been constantly thinking about Demon!BTS recently and god kill me.

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

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mewringo13  asked:

Do you have some headcanons on Zelda giving Link etiquette lessons post-game? After seeing him wolf down his grub I bet she clocked him with her gloves, enhanced with brass knuckles :3c

yeaaaah Link definitely became a bit of a slob after his time in The Wild™

۵  He had a fork and knife sometimes, mainly if he was eating at stables. But otherwise Link’s idea of “manners” was just occasionally wiping his hands and mouth off on his sleeves. Also, he learned to eat ridiculously fast. 

۵  Him and Zelda would sit down for meals at Hateno or in the castle dining room and Link would be finished before Zelda was even halfway through. She had to remind him to chew more than a few times - “no, keep chewing.” - and to drink water while he was eating. 

۵  He also forgot to use his knife in the right hand, fork in the left, but then fork in the right when you’re bringing food to your mouth. Zelda might like to get her hands dirty, but if you’re gonna eat a fancy meal with her, you may as well do it right.

۵  She had to remind him to use napkins. Because, you know, napkins exist

۵  Now and again he would just toss scraps onto the floor because he was used to feeding the birds or stray dogs. It’s a habit he has to get rid of in the castle, because otherwise there’s just a pile of crumbs sitting near his chair, but in Hateno he still sneaks tidbits out the window for various animals!! 

The strongest Talon: 4

A/n: thanks for reading guys.

Jason watched his sister, y/n, come down the stairs. He couldn’t believe how much you had changed. Other than captain sunshine, you were one of the sweetest ones in the family. Now, you were so quiet and broken. It hurt him so much to see you like this.

You walked over to the mats and stopped in front of Jason. He looked down at you (since the boy is 6"1 which is giant compared to the author) and smirked.

“We gonna do this or not?” You said impatiently. He laughed a bit.

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i. medea, only she forgot her knife. tea pouring from her breasts, her heart a golden fish. oh, the sins of the father.

ii. medea, only this time we see what’s after. kisses on her cold children’s bruises. dirt-colored fingernails. Apollo’s empty gaze upon the sad victories of women.

iii. medea, only this time we understand why her hands are actually clean. ‘mother’ becomes a holy word again, and this time it takes a bit more than forgiveness.

—  it’s an old saying that women never- | calpurnia
Horny teenager - John Murphy (The 100: REQUESTED)

Pairing: Fem!Reader x John Murphy

Summary: The reader has a cut on her back and Murphy’s here to save the situation.

Warning(s): None

Requested by: @no-other-names-availible-blog

Prompt(s): 36. “Stop looking at me, you horny teenager, and help me.”

A/N: Okay this is shitty but i promised i’ll write something so yeah. Requests are still open!

I was walking back to the camp, hissing in pain. Why? Well, being the clumsy person i am, i tripped over a rock and fell into a hole. A trap i set not that long ago. I could feel the warm blood on my back. Just a scratch, i thought to myself. I was almost there when i heard a voice behind me.

“What are you doing here?” that’s John Murphy, the dickhead who told me to go hunting today.

“I don’t understand the question.” i said, quickly turning myself so i was facing him. Nah, i’m not letting him see the ‘wound’. He would think i’m useless and i won’t leave the camp. Not happening.

“You’re supposed to be hunting.” he said and i could hear the anger in his voice. Oh shit.

“Yeah, um… I forgot my knife. I can’t hunt without it.” i lied smiling innocently. He narrowed his eyes, looking at me while i tried to stay calm. Impossible, my back was hurting like a bitch.

“Then go get it.” he replied and i quickly walked off, trying to cover up the blood on my shirt. When i arrived to my tent i took out my medical kit. When i was looking for something useful, i heard someone coming into the tent. I turned around instantly and saw Murphy holding my knife. I’m screwed.

“Searching for this, princess?” he finally said tossing me the weapon. “You can go now.”

“I-I.. I can’t. Not now.” i breathed out. I need to stitch my back as quickly as possible, i’m not going back there.

“And why not?” he growled. “I gave you your knife, what are you waiting for?”

“I’m wounded.” i turned around showing him my bloody shirt. Fuck him. When i say i can’t go, i can’t fucking go. He gasped.

“What the fuck is wrong with you, why didn’t you tell me?” he asked grabbing my wrist.

“None of your buisness. Now leave, i need to clean it up.” i responded ready to leave the tent to get some water.

“No you’re staying here. Get that shirt off while i’ll go get the water.” he decided and i smirked.

“If you wanted to get dirty you should’ve just said so.” i winked at him playfully, laughing. He rolled his eyes, leaving me standing there. I decided to do what he said and i took off my shirt tossing it carelessly to the ground. And here i am, standing in the middle of my tent in an unclipped bra, waiting for Murphy. Oh God this is ridiculous. He came just minutes later. He was staring at me, biting his bottom lip.

Stop looking at me, you horny teenager, and help me.” i said turning around and sitting on my chair. He approached me and put the cloth in the hot water, bringing it to my back. He started cleaning me before he disinfected my wound.

“It’s a pretty big wound.” he  noticed .

“Just a scratch.” i shrugged.

“Then why didn’t you get back to work when i said so?” he said and i stayed silent. After a few long minutes, he started talking again. “I’m almost done, i just need to stitch it up.” he said and picked up the things he needed.

“Okay, just… Be gentle, please.” i said barely above a whisper. He nodded in response, touching my shoulder lightly with his cold hands which caused me to shiver. After fifteen minutes i was stitched up. “Can you help me with my bra?” i asked shyly. I wasn’t trying to be seductive, i just didn’t know how i would do it when my back hurted like a bitch. He didn’t say anything and after a few seconds the job was done. 

“Okay, i finished everything.” Murphy said picking up his stuff. I was searching a shirt to put on when he suddenly grabbed my hips and turned me around. I gasped when i felt his lips moving against mine. It was passionate, but yet full of feelings. His hands wandered everywhere. But when he came to my back, he stopped when i hissed in pain. “Sorry…” he mumbled under his breath.

“We should definitely do it again.” i confessed and smiled widely forgeting my pain. I felt his gaze on me as he returned the smile.

fandom-jumper01  asked:

I just got the mental image of Jack calmly sitting in a chair then looking at his watch, counting down, and then pointing at the door and busting through trying to kill him. I'm crying from laughing help!

Jack: *looks at watch* 3…2…1

Anti: *kicks the door but fails to open it*

Jack: it’s locked, buddy

Anti: *opens the door normally* didN’T WANTED TO MAKE A COOL ENTRACE ANYWAY

Jack: you forgot the knife.

Anti: *looks at his hands* F U C K

The first concept sketch from 2011, with much stouter SD figures and detailed designs.

I completely forgot “Binkie” had a boot knife. The inspiration for many of the game systems actually came from incorporating Octavia’s cutie mark as a tattoo, which extended into magic symbols and runes that would empower her. From there, I decided that runes would be her personal gimmick, and likewise the other girls would have their own distinct themes to characterize their upgrades.


A little genocide comic for the birthday of Blue! Blue is not on tumblr yet, but they will be soon. (They love Sans and Chara, and this was the only way I could get them both in the same place at once, hahaha~)

Thank You | John Murphy


can you do a Murphy imagine with prompt #62 from prompt list 6 and #8 from prompt list 4?? like maybe after the banishment and after the sickness is over murphy needs somewhere to sleep and the reader is the only one to volunteer to share their tent

#62:  “It’s only one night, we’ll just share the bed.”

#8:  “Please, just- stay. Please.”

(A/N: I legit don’t remember or know if they had something like beds or cots in the tents, but for the sake of the imagine lets just pretend they do…idk maybe they built them or something lmao)

Originally posted by john-murphys-trash-queen

You watched from your place helping Clarke organize medical supplies as Murphy let out a yawn. He was moving stretchers and cleaning up blood from the floors with Bellamy, the four of you trying to get the dropship back to the state it had been before the virus wreaked its havoc on the camp.

“Alright, I think that’s enough for the night,” Murphy declared. “I’m out.”

“Not so fast, Murphy,” Bellamy called before the boy could leave the dropship.

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