forgot the knife

Hello, everyone! This has been a pretty rough year for everyone, but despite everything, the McElroy brothers and their antics have been bringing joy to us all! As a way of sharing the good feels they’ve given us, I’m putting together a fan-zine featuring full-color illustrations of the creations from their Abomination Conglomeration.

Here’s the rundown: around 24 artists will each draw an illustration of one of the Monster Factory cast. Each artist picks one of the monsters, just so we don’t end up having this turn into 23-PAMS-who-death-forgot-plus-1-Knife-Dad Zine. All the illustrations will be gathered into one zine, which will be sold digitally, and for those lovely people who chip in a little extra money as part of our preorder, physically as well! All the proceeds will then be donated to Planned Parenthood, so you get rad art while helping an awesome charity!

At the moment, we have 10 artists signed up, but have 14 spots still available! If you’re interested in contributing, please fill out the application form here VVV

 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc8h4mn1xOeIsejTnLAutP0IHU552wgaNu94Wv85awyiAi8RQ/viewform


…and submit it to me by Sunday February 26th, 2017. After that date, applications will officially close, the sheet will be taken offline, and I will begin to sort through those who applied. It should take no more than a day or two for me to sort through, after which I will send emails out to everyone who applied, saying whether or not you got in and how to proceed!

For those who are interested in the pre-orders, after I finish setting up the artists (and their deadlines) I will be opening up a sheet for pre-orders! Here, you will be able to order digital copies in advance, or even get one of the limited run physical copies of the zine! After pre-orders close, all orders from then on will be for the digital PDF ONLY.

I look forward to hearing from you! And if you know someone who might be interested, please do not hesitate to spread the word!

pls consider…. adhd klunk (s/o to @criss-alis for helping me come up with these)

  • keith, lance and hunk just chilling on the couch, watching videos together
    • lance: wait… weren’t we supposed to cook dinner together
    • keith: shit ur right
    • hunk: ……………oh well, keep playing the video that cat is so cute :’)
    • lance: ok >:3c
    • dinner was never made that night, they just spent the night watching cat videos instead
  • they try to have movie nights together, but they wind up getting distracted and just get lost in conversation,,, they make sure to always finish their movie no matter what though, even if it takes them 5 hours to watch a 2 hour movie, so they have a lot of late nights 
  • they forget the words for things a lot
    • one time hunk forgot the word for washing machine. he called it “the thing u use to give ur clothes a bath”
    • lance forgot the word for microwave, he called it “the cooking box”
    • keith forgot the word for knife, his own hyperfixation. he initially called it “sharp pointy murder stick” and when lance questioned him abt forgetting the word for his own hyperfixation he was like “no i love,,,,, the stabby stab thing”
    • hunk: u mean… a knife
    • keith: sweats
    • hunk: oh my god
  • they take turns info-dumping abt their hyperfixations and the other two stare at the one talking like “:)!!!” cause they love watching their bfs talk abt things they love with such excitement!! 
    • lance’s hyperfixation is mermaids
    • hunk’s is machines
    • and keith’s is knives
  • lance has troubles with computers sometimes, but sometimes he actually manages to somehow fix the problems himself. however, when the problem comes up again he cant for the life of him remember what he pressed to fix it last time,, hunk will come up and press a button and lance is like “…………how did i not remember to just press that button”
  • stims >:3c
    • lance’s favorite is bouncing his leggy and singing/humming
    • keith also enjoys humming, but his fav is cleaning his knives
    • and hunk also enjoys the leggy, but his fav is tapping his knees
    • they often make each other happy flap often and its a Good and its pure!!!!
  • thats all i got for now, feel free to add on if ud like!!

The first concept sketch from 2011, with much stouter SD figures and detailed designs.

I completely forgot “Binkie” had a boot knife. The inspiration for many of the game systems actually came from incorporating Octavia’s cutie mark as a tattoo, which extended into magic symbols and runes that would empower her. From there, I decided that runes would be her personal gimmick, and likewise the other girls would have their own distinct themes to characterize their upgrades.

asktheloyaltjanare replied to your video: Something to ease your stresses [ I’m crying. I…

How DARE you forget about my lovely gift? Are you even feeding him??? 🔪👀

Wha - Of course I’m feeding him! ..I’m appalled you’d even assume I’d neglect such a beautiful little creature such as him!

I forgot Shadow & Bone by Leigh Bardugo :/

shit man i forgot how fucking hard on himself the mayor is

We acquire a time machine, but can only use it to go back and see past productions of Elisabeth das Musical. When do we go?

-The original 1992 production, to see audiences who expected a musical version of the Sissi movies and watch their reactions.

-2002 Essen production, to see the times UweTod tripped on his costume.

-2007 Takarazuka version, to see the night MizuTod forgot the knife for Lucheni, and the time TeruRudolf fell into the orchestra pit during Yami ga Hirogaru.

-All the Takarazuka closing night performances for adlibs/jokes.

-The night of the Takarazuka concert version when Máté Kamarás was in the audience and Lucheni made him stand up.

-Toho production with MátéTod to boot it because WE WANT TO SEE JAPANESE MÁTÉTOD.

Reblog and add your own! ^_^

Story time. I am with my friends in Rome and today we decided to visit the Colosseum. We were in line and one of my friends forgot a knife in her bag… We delayed the whole qeue, which wasn’t a huge deal because the only ones in line were FREAKIN TAYLOR SWIFT AND TOM HIDDLESTON!!!!!! And 4 bodyguards who kindly said: “please make way, girls..”

Conclusion: I stood like 1 metre apart from @taylorswift and Tom Hiddleston, saw them kiss and made them wait. What is life.

The car ride dozed you off, and Dean was thankful for this. He didn’t want to have to fight with you in the car while you were drunk and angry. Maybe he’d been a little hostile when he dragged you out of the bar and into the Impala, but you were getting a little too drunk and these scary guys were looking at you and you forgot your knife at the motel…

Dean didn’t want to think about what would happen. He may get yelled at, but it was better than the alternative.

As he parked his car and went around to let you out, you were already awake. You stood up, swaying a little under the influence before narrowing your eyes at the oldest Winchester. “We’re not finished fighting!” You snapped lazily.

“Yeah, yeah, I know.” Dean grumbled. “Get in the room.”

You obeyed, and once Dean closed the door, you rounded on him. “I didn’t have to be dragged out like some child, Dean!” You hissed, words slurring. Maybe you were having some volume control issues, you weren’t sure.

“I was protecting you, Y/N.” Dean simply responded. He didn’t seem all that drunk to you, which for some reason, pissed you off more. “It’s my job-”

“Your job is to kill things, not be my babysister!”

Dean sighed harshly and sat down on the bed. “We’ll talk more about this tomorrow. Get some sleep.” He suggested lightly.

You snorted crossly and stood in front of him. “I don’t want to sleep! Fight me!”


Requested by prettynowcome~

I love you!
forgive me for the times
when I was gone,
when you needed me most,
for the times
I was lost
and forgot the traces,
the crumbles, you left
like hansel on the road, for the times
I was blind
and didn’t see
you have a face
with a light crawling
on the wild side of life,
didn’t recognize the signs of love
at first sight
that bloomed right in front of my eyes,
I’m sorry for the times
I forgot to slice with a knife
my heart
in shattered pieces
and give it all
to you
as a vow
as an endless
in love with you promise.
Forgive me and I will nest here
in your heart, waking on a dream,
four chambers and I
starring with sleepy heads at the brittle stars.

A thought:

So in Star Wars, the force is a powerful tool. This we know. It’s highly respected and important for the function of the galaxy. And like all important things, some Jedi gotta be misusing it. And by misusing I mean doing stupid shit.

-Jedi doesn’t want to get out of warm bed, used force to make coffee across the room.

-Jedi forgot to bring knife to cut dinner, uses lightsaber.

-Sith steals food from first order cafeteria when cooks aren’t looking by shooting it across the room.

-Sith braids hair with force while they read morning reports.

-Rey convinced by Poe and Finn uses force to break into Rebellion mess hall so they can steal trays to make the ultimate sled to use on the fresh snow (Poe will pilot it)

-Kylo has helmet hair, uses force to make it look fine.