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And they say romance is dead

My favourite things about the Saints row games:
-Boss is canonically bisexual/pansexual
-Boss is canonically agender
-You can be the first female president
-PUNCH LUCIFER IN THE FACE!!!!
-Nobody cares how you dress
-Nobody cares how you look
-I MEAN LIKE YOU COULD LITERALLY BE A SILVER DUDE WITH LONG HAIR AND WEAR HOOCHIE SHORTS AND A BRA AND THEYD STILL BE LIKE “tight, what you wanna do boss.”
-Oleg you guys? He’s literally the best. Smart big ole guy!!!
-The whole fandom 💙
-ALL THE GIRLS IN THE SAINTS AAA. SHAUNDI COULD PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND ID THANK HER???
-The fact that Peirce is a very soft boi he’s just a baby he tried his best and boss loves him for that
- Boss being a giant nerd/goofball
-PEIRCE AND BOSS SINGING TOGETHER OH MY GOD
-Johnny is very very gay for boss. Very gay.
-WHATS BOSS’ NAME???????? TELL US KENZIE!!!!!!
-The fact boss loves their friends so much???? -Literally everyone is their friend????? -EVEN MATT AND MATT TRIED TO MURDER THEM???????
Thank u 4 listening. (Also feel free 2 add ur own)

garnet is a dog person, she’d either have a really small cute dog like a maltese or a big dog like a border collie. maybe both 

pearl is more of a cat person but she likes dogs too. also maybe she’d have a canary 

amethyst has 3 cats and theyre named “trash boy” “munchkin” and “marshmallow” 

peridot has ten hamsters and has an entire separate room for all of their cages. she sucks at names and refers to them all by numbers 

lapis would have a bunch of fish (predictable, i know) but also something weird like a ferret 

jasper has a tiny grey kitten who was the runt of the litter and she loves him and carries him everywhere in her pocket 

bismuth has a fluffy white bunny and she keeps a picture of her in her wallet and shows her to everyone she meets and refers to the bunny as her daughter