forgot i made this version too

dramatic heist music playing in the bg

I had to do a sleep study last night and my wife went with me because I’m a huge baby about literally everything like this hospital is the largest building in our city and I’m like but wife, what if I can’t find the entrance myself??/ checkmate so anyway she had to come with me and the receptionist was checking my anxiety riddled baby ass in and was like “so who is your emergency contact” and I point at my wife and tell the receptionist her name, which is the same last name as mine, and she turns 2 my wife and is like

oh! are you her mother?? 

and then probably at the look my wife gives her which is somewhere between thunderous and appalled her eyes get really big and shes like oh! sorry! sisters!! 

and I’m like oh god no this is my wife actually ??? and this lady oh my god u guys she ducked her head down and was apologizing and literally unable to make eye contact for the rest of the excruciating encounter

like i felt p bad for her but also i hope this humiliating experience helps her to be less heteronormative in the future i guess 

a fun fucking corollary to this: we were at fucking PRIDE and we’re signing some petitions and shit as one does and the lady at the booth sees our last names are the same and ALSO ASKS IF WE ARE SISTERS ARE YOU JOKING

anyway being gay married is great it’s like incognito mode for marriage no one suspects a thing

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I used to have my bucketlist up on this blog but I couldn’t seem to find it. I also had a handwritten version of it in my old journal but I think I ripped it from my journal and thought of rewriting it… but maybe I threw it away or lost it somehow. I kind of made a new one and it included old entries from my old bucket list and I added a few more. It’s too bad I forgot some of it but I’m really going to stick with this one. Most of them are pretty simple and kind of petty but I’m a really shallow person and little things make me happy so I’m adding everything that makes my soul feel alive and somehow fulfilled!

The photos above were from a random day by the shore at Pundaquit, San Antonio, Zambales. I went stargazing with my cousin and it’s one of the many things on my bucket list. It’s one of the most memorable days of my life because I really love the cosmos!

Anyway, here’s a new virtual bucket list that I need to accomplish before I die one random day:

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The New Routine (Min Min❤️Bong Bong Version)

Originally posted by kookjunsu

Minhyuk shook in his half asleep state, hands reaching to pull Bongsoon close to him. But he wouldn’t find her, as she was dealing with her new excruciating morning routine in the bathroom.

It was her three months and those annoying pregnancy signs people talk about were starting to appear. It was one thing to throw up relentlessly, but every morning? Not a good thing to start your day.

“See, it got worse,” Minhyuk said while rubbing his sleepy eyes as soon as he reached the bathroom door, “we should’ve gone to the hospital yesterday.”

“It was the same, Minhyuk-ah,” she said taking a break from puking to the toilet bowl, “and by the way it is normal.”

Soon that horrible nausea stroke again and she immediately faced with the toilet bowl.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbled with his hands already grabbing her hair away from her face. She could sense his somber expression through his low sigh.

“And why were you apologizing?” She threw a quick glare at him after another nausea attack, then went to the sink to brush her teeth clean. She surely knew the smell of throwing up your last night dinner.

“You were sick and I can’t do anything.” He said leaning to the bathroom door with still another somber expression which now slowly turning into her too-familiar Min Min’s pout.

“You think that was your fault?” She said after finishing the teeth brushing routine, secretly smiling to herself. He’s always a sweetheart, she thought.

“Well, the baby is ours,” he answered, almost looking down sadly.

“So, you’re blaming the little peanut?” She mentioned their little nickname for the baby while reaching to mess his bed hair out of adornment.

“No, it’s just that,” he turned to look at her; she was grinning over how silly her hubby was.

“I’m fine, Min Min” she stated while reaching to cup his cheeks, “you don’t have to apologize over anything.”

With that she released her hand from his cheeks and went straight to the kitchen. Thinking of making some breakfast to start the day.

As she was looking through the kitchen cupboard, he suddenly had his chin on her shoulder, leaning in.

“You must be really sick when I was away working.”

“Ya! How many times should I told you that I’m fine,” she turned back to face him with another glare.

“How about you make me your kimchi fried rice, would that make you feel better?” She faked a pout while touching his hair again. She just love playing with his brownish bed hair, she sure does love her beagle prince.

“But Bongsoon-ah, you know how the last time went, I don’t think it will make you feel better.” He said while carefully caressing her still-flat stomach.

“Well, managed not put too much sugar on it!” She giggled trying to escape his hands that caged her to the kitchen counter.

“I’m sorry, really,” he grabbed her hand, his tone and expressions turned serious. He was seriously felt bad and worried. Bongsoon knew this Minhyuk too well; he must be blaming himself and there it is, the overly worried Minhyuk.

“Okay, how about this,” she said while squishing his arm, so he looked at her more.
“Here,” she said with her index finger pointing at her own lips. 

“No one wants to kiss someone who just threw up her whole dinner,” she smiled playfully, waiting for his response. She thought she had found a solution to this pouty puppy.

“That was easy!” The pout instantly turned into a playful smirk she knew too too well. He immediately cupped her cheeks then kissed her plum lips. Soon he was starting to plant kisses on every part of of her face which made her giggled and tickled.

“Minhyuk-ah! This is you trying to eat me!”

“Yes, last night dinner we had chicken, I love chicken!”

“Ew, you’re gross!”
And with that she forgot about how awful the first half of the morning was. 

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Note:
Wow, thank you for those who subscribed (300❤️)!! So happy actually~ For this I just made slight changes from the ‘Hyungsik Version’ which really nothing, but hopefully can satisfy the longing for Bong Bong&Min Min couple.. because I suffer a really bad one, I wish the drama was 100 episodes at least:“(

Hope you like it, and feedbacks & comments are ❤️❤️! Will try to finish Sam Make Jong scenarios diligently, and probably will post more Minhyuk scenarios? 😊

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i need u: japanese || korean 

Confession Room (Part 1)

A/N: Slightly suggestive.

(Part 2)

With a company as big as JYP Entertainment, there are a lot of trainees who shuffle through. Some stay longer than 6 months and some stay less, so it’s not easy to be consistent with friends.

As for you, you luckily made it through a year and a half at the company. Through your time there, you’ve grown a fond attraction towards one of the male trainees who’s well-known for his b-boy skills. Im Jaebum.

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I forgot to make a video this week… I’m sorry. 

Oh well. Time for plan B.

“Bethesdaland” - framing the presentation in that way was both cringe inducing but kinda not bad.

Doom VR - Would be decent but that teleporting style of movement is just disgusting. If you have to do that then you probably shouldn’t do it at all.

Fallout 4 VR - Not bad, movement is normal movement so that’s appreciated but won’t spur me to buy a VR setup for one game I already have and beat. Also if I can walk normally in this why can’t I do that in Doom VR?

ESO Morrowind expansion - “Expansive open worlds and endless player choice are two of the cornerstones on which  Bethesda was built“ so here’s a game with small world spaces and limited choices that don’t mean dick…please buy our DLC.

Creator Club - Paid mods…bwahahahahahahaha! You’ve gotta be high as fuck to watch Steam try that and fail then turn around and try it yourself.

Elder Scrolls Legends - Hey do you like Hearthstone? Wanna play our knockoff version? No? Oh…

Skyrim on the Switch - Hey lets release this 6 year old game again. We’re not oversaturating our market for this damn game. No that’s nonsense.

Dishonored 2 DLC - I forgot the game even existed.

Quake Champions - Meh, just gonna try to muscle into the already oversaturated arena shooter market. Maybe they should try a MOBA too, hit all the flooded markets.

The Evil Within 2 - Remember that game that played a lot like Resident Evil? Yeah we just made a sequel.

Wolfenstein 2 - Normally I’d be excited for a Wolfenstein game but I see nothing new in this one compared to the last game. Run around and shoot nazis, can’t get too creative or someone might actually have an original idea.

No Starfield - Bruh…really? You’re gonna just keep sitting on that not say a word? Okay, be an asshole, see if I care.

No Elder Scrolls sequel - Yeah Skyrim is six years old but I think we can milk a few more releases of it. How about a Super HD Remaster Edition? Then an iOS release, Then Super Skyrim Ultimate HD Remix Edition with 4 new textures never before seen. Then when the year 2020 rolls around we’ll consider an Elder Scrolls 6 and probably still make it on the janky as fuck Creation Engine.

No Todd Howard - Why the hell did I even watch then? Was he too ashamed of the stuff being offered to show up?

I wasn’t gonna post this, because originally it was just a sketch I lined, because well I loved it lol, I just wanted to see if I could still draw my own style due to all the SU imitating. So welp here it is, I have another version that I made for my mom, ima put it on a shirt for her since its her birthstone~ Hope you guys like it too~! <3

Help me please


Hey!! I need your help! I really, really need a normal decent laptop, because the Windows surface tablet I am currently using is the worst shit ever. Skype, Steam, everything that isn’t from the Windows Store or made for the surface’s Windows modification isn’t supported and doesn’t run, even installing anything besides this windows 10 modification is nearly impossible without major hacking skills. I cannot even install anything besides Internet Explorer, and the tablet overall runs terribly slow, since most websites don’t support IE anymore. I don’t blame it on the Surface, since it’s made for office working wherever you are and not for game development and blogging, which is why it’s cut short on all “unnecessary” things so that it has a stronger battery

I don’t know too much about technology and I have even less money. My future laptop should:

-Have more than one USB port (lol every Laptop has that. Except mine, which isn’t a laptop)

-Have a CD slot where you can insert actual real life CDs without additional hardware ((sobs softly) I this even possible ,,, oh I forgot most people can do this)

-Run with a newer version of Windows but,,,,the normal, tolerant and accepting windows (starts crying),

-Not be too small, like, I don’t need a huge ass screen but it shouldn’t be less than 40cm/15” (Is that even a normal laptop size?? You know, average laptop size, you know)

-Have enough RAM to properly run Tumblr

-Have a real, physical keyboard that you can press and not some shitty onscreen touch whatever yeah, NO TOUCH OPERATIO WHATSOEVER PLEASE

-(sobs) Does the MS office package come with windows?? I don’t know anymore (sobs harder) but I definitely need the MS office package I can’t survive without PP and WRD because I need them for school to

-not cost over 400€ (€ not $) and be available over amazon with shipping to Germany lol. I don’t know if that’s even possible. Even 300€ will take me a shit ton of time to pay off but well. Better would actually be laptops up to 300€ but I don’t wanna be picky. (still sobbing softly)

-Just for fcks sake can any of you link me a product that runs with A NORMAL TOLERANT AND MODERN WINDOWS VERSION PREINSTALLED, RUNS THE PROGRAMS THAT EVERY NORMAL LAPTOP DOES (INCLUDING SHIT LIKE BROWSERS OF MY CHOISE, STEAM, SKYPE, HAHAH), and maybe not too expensive pl e a s e

Thank you a lot!

Almost forgot to upload it here ^^’

Here’s my Antisepticeye since ya’ll have been asking me if I had a version of my own. He’ll appear in the Hunter AU comic!

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“Knock once for the father, twice for the son, three times for the holy ghost.”

Featuring: Mana = Earl theory, Lavi = Heart theory

(insp ) / version 2

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Oh, hey, oops. I forgot to post this closer to the time @spamalika made her Bob post - time to fix that! So here, have some lovely SU face redraws, only with a couple silly characters having them, instead~

… I’m kinda surprised there’s not an SU version of one of those “expression sheet” art-meme posts, especially considering how many great expressions there are in the show that would totally work for this sort of thing - maybe I should make one, for the lulz. Or keep drawing more SU faces. For the lulz, too.

Lucky day

A/N: I had so much creative stuff to write this, it’s a lot of fluff. Sorry for being so absent, I still was in school, so I had some stuff to get done. I really hope you like it. Also, I’m very happy to say that I’m close to the 900 followers, THANK YOU.

Warnings: Lots and lots of fluff.

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I looked my phone smiling like stuipid. The reason was the call from my boyfriend. I opened the door of my house and ran into my sister.

“What the…?”

“Dude, I need to go to fix my nails and for a haircut, want to go?” she asked, she was in my house, waiting for me?

“What the hell are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be at your own work?”

“Well, yeah, but I’ve missed you so much, I thought we needed to share some girls time, so, what do you say? Nails and haircut?” I shrugged. On our way, she told me that mom had sent me a gift, I was a bit shocked, and my mom usually goes and gives it herself.

“What is it? I talked to her this morning and she didn’t mention any gift”

“You know how she is. Maybe she forgot, because I went for lunch with her and she actually gave me the idea of sister’s time, aren’t you excited about it?” I laughed, my sister was really funny and she was my best friend in this world.

“Yes! But, we could stay at home, watching movies or something, because there’s no way I’m going to cut my hair again”

“It doesn’t matter, you can get a nice hair wash, with a relaxing massage, I do need a haircut like… now” and after that, we got to the place.

My nails were done and also my hair, I had loose curls and a new dress courtesy by my mom. When we were about to finish I had a text form kiss.

“Babe, I’ll pick you up at 7. Be ready. I love you very much”

“Aw” I said smiling like stupid.

“What is it?” My sister inquired.

“Chris, he has a surprise for me tonight.”

“You’re going to ride!” she yelled and I was like WHAT THE FUCK. The lady that was doing my nails just laughed. “I mean, come on, sis, your boyfriend’s one of the hottest actors in the whole business, you should be proud”

“I am, also I’m very in love”

“Oh, you could wear mama’s dress! That’d be awesome” I nodded. One thing less to think. My outfit was done.

“Miss, you are our client 100 of the week, we’d be happy to give you a makeup today, or for some other day!” I was so embarrassed. I never win anything! This was so exciting.

“Oh, this is amazing, can we do it now?”

“Of course” the lady nodded and indicated me the way, I smiled to my sister she was making a video of my reaction.

So there I was, waiting for my boyfriend. My phone rang.

“Hey” I giggled at the phone knowing that it was him.

“Hi, doll, I’m on my way.” Hearing his voice was like an automatic rush.

“Great, I’m ready. I just need my keys, but I don’t remember where I left them.” I started to move the things that were over my desk, but nothing.

“You know that I get you a bowl for that?”

“Yup, but I liked it more for candies” I added.

“You probably left them next to the microwave, you always…”

“Found them” I had followed his instructions to find them right next to it. I giggled amused.

“Nice, I’ll be there in ten. Oh, and since it’s a surprise I’m going to cover your eyes, I’m telling you this so you can prepare yourself and don’t make a scene when I put a scarf to cover your amazing eyes, love. Or… roll them, like you’re doing it now” I was doing that.

“It’s not fair. I just want to say that I worked very hard on my look and I’m going to miss your reaction.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, it was a crazy day, my sister came, we got done our nails, I won something and they curled my hair right there and my mom sent me a dress. Crazy, right? I guess today’s my lucky day” I heard his laugh as I looked at myself one last time, “But I gotta tell you that I prefer going on converse and jeans, so don’t get too used to this”

“I love you in anyway, I’ll be there soon”

“I love you, but I prefer you in your tight Captain outfit”. I mean, there has to be some perks of being Chris’s girlfriend. And I didn’t mean the fancy part, just the… exquisite and relaxing part, the intimate one where he rehearsals all dress up and I help him.

“You’ve made that clear plenty times. Hurry!” I hanged up. But it rang again.

“I forgot to say the reason that I called in the first place” I smiled a bit and he cleared his throat.

“Oh, yeah? I thought it was for you to tell me that you were coming”

“No, I called you to tell you that I love you” I put my hand on my heart, and I was a teenager again.

“I love you too”.

“Alright, I’m almost there”

“Ok”. I looked at myself before running to the door. I liked this version of me. I was wearing a grey dress that made my waist look really tiny, my mom had nailed it. My makeup was actually very soft, a classy cat-eye and nudes. I was wearing stilettos, though it could’ve been a bad idea since I wasn’t quite sure of where we were going. My hair gently covered my shoulders. I heard the doorbell.

“Coming” I yelled. I looked in the eyehole even when I knew who it was. I smiled. It felt like our very first date. I opened before I whistle trying to flatter her elegant beauty. Chris was taller than me, even with my heels. Also, he was looking really, really good. He was wearing his dark blue jeans, white shirt and a jacket.

“Whoa” He said. “My god… you look… whoa” I walked towards him and I kissed him.

“Thank you, you look amazing, baby.” He kissed me again.

“You took my breath away, you know?” I lifted my eyebrow and laughed. “But I must say that I like you better naked. We should go, oh and…” he grabbed the kerchief in the air “you need to wear this.”


“I can’t tell you, baby” Chris repeated for the umpteenth time.

“Of course you can, you just don’t want to” I attacked. That was the truth. I didn’t know where we were. My eyes were covered by a bandage, I don’t even know why I agreed. Maybe because I had the persuasion of two deep blue eyes. When Chris told me that he had organized a surprise I didn’t expect this. Maybe I was waiting for a puppy, because that’s what he does. 

“Alright, sit”. He was still holding my hand, after we started to walk and climbing stairs, he ordered it.

“Can’t feel anything around” I murmured.

“That’s because there’s nothing in front of you” he stole a kiss and then I felt him walking away.

“Is this like a sophisticated kidnap? Why are you leaving? Chris?” I felt my heart beating fast, there wasn’t any noise, not even his steps away.

“Listen very carefully, nod if you understood” I did so “I’m right here, I’m not going to leave, nod”. By that moment, I was glad I had to nod because I didn’t know where my voice was. “You’re going to be quiet after you take off the fabric and you’re going to keep looking in front, you cannot, I repeat, you cannot move, understood?” I nodded and tried to sharpen the senses I had not been deprived yet. “After my count, you’ll remove it, alright?” I nodded “Do you know that I love you?” I did it again. “Ok, here we go, three, two, and one…” I took of the mask. I was by myself, there was a big screen and I was lighten by a spotlight.

“Chris?” I asked. The moment I said it, a movie started to roll. That was our movie, from the moment we met, to all the things we’ve done together. Tears were falling down my cheeks and I was smiling at the same time. In the end, there was a picture of us and a legend above “Our story will continue”.

“Chris?” I inquired again. Suddenly he appeared and started to make his way towards me.

“Hi”. He murmured.

“Hi, what’s this? What’s going on?” he knelt and I held my breath.

“This is a proposal, y/n. I know that you’re surprised so I guess we accomplished out mission. I wanted this to be very special for you, this is the place where we had our very first date, remember?” I nodded looking around. We were just walking and it started to rain, so we had to look for refuge in the old theater, which had been restructured by that moment. We actually broke into the place to be magnified by the beauty of the place. It was just… amazing, from the wood in the stage, to all the Victorian details in the whole theater. “You were shaking because of the rain, so I held you in my arms. You hesitated, but I convinced you. I realized of two things in that moment, that you weren’t like other woman and the second is that you were the one and for that reason you belonged there, in my arms. I’ve loved you since that moment, every single little thing of you, even the things that I shouldn’t love, I love. Today you said that it might seem to be your lucky day because everything you’ve done, but, to be honest, it was part of this proposal, your mom and sister helped me. They loved the idea and… joined me. And I just want to say that we can call it luck, but if it is luck, I want to tell you that I feel lucky every single day since I’m with you. I’m lucky to have you and know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you, that I want us to have a family. You’re not the only one with luck, doll. I’m so lucky and I’ll be the luckiest man if you agree to be my wife, so… y/n, would you concede me the honor to be my wife? Will you marry me?” I was holding my tears, I nodded uncontrollably.

“Yes!” I said as I knelt with him and gave him a kiss, he reached my left hand and put a ring in my finger. I kissed him again and hugged him. Oh, God. I heard applauses and cheerful screaming. I looked back and saw a bunch of people, there was my family and his family, also some friends.

“Thought you’d like to share the news and celebrate”

“I love you so, so much” I said, before my mother ran into me and gave us a motherly hug. This was my perfect, lucky day, the one that I’d never forget.  

Some songs

So I was tagged by mon freerf @squidiosyncrasies to list ten songs that I’ve been vibing on recently, so here we go

First off, some actual music by real musicians
1. De Contrabando, by Jenni Rivera
2. Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2, by Franz Liszt (Always always always)
3. Off the Bastion Soundtrack, Brusher Patrol and The Singer
4. Crystal Minuet, by Griffin McElroy (off the Crystal Kingdom OST)
5. I almost forgot, Skate Club by Vektroid (always always always)
6. And I can’t forget Yr Mind by Vektroid too, because that album is hot fire

I do recommend that you try these. The rest is trash and I’m sorry, because you either love these or you hate them, and I made a 300-strong playlist full of them and again, I’m sorry

7. This work By Coron, and honestly anything that’s Wario’s Woods is great
8. This version of Mr. Droichen, because it’s a great version of a great song
9. This version of the Sans theme by Kem
10. Gotta have some Beoh on here, so here’s my fave

Did I say I’m sorry?
I’m sorry.

I’ll go ahead and tag @demons-run-when-the-canary-cries, @artifice-heart, @my-chemical-mermaid, and @sushiboyfriend
It’s entirely optional, of course.