forgot i had this in my drafts oop

A few things about Andrew Minyard,,

- he makes other people tie his shoelaces for him
- hes a blanket monster, doesn’t even leave Neil the sheet ok, poor kid has to sleep in sweatpants and a hoodie in the winter
- secretly does a lot of research about it and only buys the best quality food for the cats
- he’s the only person in his apartment building that ever buys girls scout cookies but he always buys enough to make it worth their time stopping by, he has like 20 boxes of thin mints stashed in the freezer at all times
- he uses an electric toothbrush but it’s like a cheap ninja turtles one from target
- cooks and cleans but DOES NOT do dishes, he will literally let them pile up to the ceiling and then when there’s none left that are clean, if no one else does them, he’ll just throw them all away and go buy new ones
- (eventually they discover paper plates and plastic silverware)
- hates horror movies (not because they’re scary, it’s because they’re predictable)
- Neil is the first person (besides Andrew) to realize Andrew needs reading glasses, and he makes him get some and Andrew carries them with him all the time but only uses them when he absolutely has to
- “I dont need glasses, i dont want to see your ugly face”
- “shut up and try them on or I’m selling the car and buying a minivan.”
- he only does autographs for his kid fans
- once he gets on his pro team people (kevin and nicky) keep pushing him to dress in more colors instead of just black all the time so he gets a bunch of neon armbands and wears a different set every day,, hot pink,, lime green,, fucking yellow, obscenely bright orange,,, other than that his wardrobe doesn’t change
- learned how to sew when he was younger because none of his clothes ever fit right and he always has to make adjustments
- has a savings account that he puts money into every chance he gets and whenever neil asks about it he pulls these random excuses out of his ass (“it’s for candy”, “I’m gonna hire someone to hide your body after I kill you”, “I almost have enough to buy out Exites so that I can shut it down permanently") but it’s actually for the foxes’ kids

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okay i got this ask like ages ago but i loved it so much i just hoarded it until now so to anon: im sorry i mean youve probably forgotten that you even sent me this but thank you so much for sending it

(also special thanks to @writers-haven for helping me figure all this out! i lov u)

Jay Park Reaction to: You Smiling When You’re About to Cry

Anon: Ay ay ayyy. I was waiting until your request were open and they finally are and I’m so so excited. Can you do jay park’s reaction to you smiling when you’re about to cry? ( like the one you did for winner? )

a/n: ay ayyy ok so I had this done ages ago but forgot about it so it was just sitting in my drafts, collecting dust for a while. aha (: oops (: (: my bad (: sorry, anon!


Jay Park: Doesn’t want to push you into anything. If you’re not ready to talk, then that’s fine. But he does wish you trusted him more. He’ll let you know he’s here for you, when you need him, but in a lighthearted way so as to not upset you even more.

“Ayyy, babe, have I ever told you how good I am at listening? I’m a world class listener. These ears were made for it. They’re ready for you when you need ‘em.”

Originally posted by jaywalkerzz

The Star Wars Battlefront 2 BETA

My experiences with the beta so far have been wonderful (the beta is in it’s last day and I’ve had this post saved to drafts and forgot about it till now oops) and beyond expectations tbh. Obviously with the announcement of new content being added everyone assumed this one would be better based on that aspect alone but just the overall depth they’ve added into everything has made this a much nicer game to enjoy in my opinion.  

Where to start?…

The class system! 

They got it right back in the classic battlefront games and I’m glad to see its somewhat return. This system not only brings some balance to the game-play but also a bit of flavor via cosmetic differences between classes. They have a class for the 4 main styles of combat Assault for people who like to get in there and shoot things, just your average normal aggressive trooper fit with grenade and shotgun. Heavy which fills more of a tank/support role but with the benefit of being able to put out quite a lot of damage, heavies will definitely be the backbone of any squad while you hold the lines in the firefights or help your team defend or push an objective. Officer class is definitely the support role you can buff your team mates and provide a sentry to help defend an objective along with some other unique abilities. You have low HP but your officer pistol packs a pretty serious punch. And lastly the specialist, you’re the sniper and the sort of the ranged toolbelt of your squad capable of sneaking behind enemy lines or picking off foes from a distance. Personally I sunk a decent amount of time into all the classes but id have to say Officer/Heavy being my favorite Assault stealing a close third.  

The reinforcement system 

I got to try out all the available reinforcements, the Super B2 standing out as my favorite. One thing I don’t really like is how it seems like all the “jump troopers” for all factions are relatively the same with minor differences in weapons obviously and am hoping at launch this is maybe expanded on. I also feel the flame trooper could use some work, while totally kickass looking as they are I just don’t feel like you’re as big of a deal as you should be in game. 

 Space combat. 

I only have played a bit of the fighter assault mode but oh my god let me tell you how much nicer it is. The atmosphere, the handling, the hero units. It literally feels like everything they did to this was an improvement on the old fighter assault mode. I got to play as mauls scimitar in one game. Tore shit up let me tell you they did my boy right in this game if nothing else you’re a beast in the air and on the ground. 

 Gamemodes 

 Strike which is sort of like CTF is an 8v8 mode and is surprisingly fun and I feel they just need to maybe balance out some things with takadona map. Overall though had some very enjoyable games in strike. I do hope TFO gets some more customization options because they have managed to look completely void of individuality and that might be the point but not really that cool from a player stand point. I personally would like to stand out even if its just the cosmetic differences between classes. I feel the clone army and the droids do this very well in the beta. Galactic assault which from my understanding will be different depending on what map you’re playing on is a very nice mode. I feel like maybe if they stretched out the matches a bit longer or added in 30v30 it might make it more intense but I had fun none the less. The attention to detail in the naboo map is astounding.

Heroes

 Last but not least the Heroes sadly; I’ve only gotten to play a lot as maul and fett but I am really enjoying the hero changes. They feel a lot more tactical and less like god mode as they did in the first game. Maul is a beast but he is all aggro, as a trooper I’ve taken him and boba fett down plenty of times because they would try to take on too many troopers at once. Through teamwork you really can overcome even sithlords and rocket barrage happy mercs. Crazy I know.

Miss Falcone: Oswald x Reader, Part 1

I found this one sitting at the bottom of my ‘Drafts’ page. I actually forgot all about it, oops! another story with ‘Miss’ in the title…sorry I suck at them ^^;

Basically the reader is Falcone’s daughter…this is like a little intro, smut is on the way for later parts ;)

Originally posted by jaygarrlcks

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I was tagged by @aquaticus! Thank you so much, Casper! I’m super late on this, I had it saved as a draft forever but I did it in the middle of the night and thought I’d save it until more people were online and then I forgot oops…

List 10 fandoms and a favorite character for each.

  1. Tales of: Flynn Scifo
  2. DanganRonpa: Kiibo
  3. Bravely Default: Agnes Oblige
  4. My Hero Academia: Shouto Todoroki
  5. Fire Emblem: Inigo/Laslow
  6. Pokemon: Lillie
  7. Animal Crossing: Marshal
  8. Disgaea: Adell
  9. Xenoblade Chronicles: Shulk
  10. Atelier: Logix Fiscario

hhhhhh this was difficult, but again I tag anyone who needs some time to kill! I’m bad at tagging people I’m sorry

hey everyone. so im dumb and i was so overwhelmed with everything that i forgot that i already had edits ready to post on my drafts, oops. 

anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your support. i appreciate it a lot <3 i still don´t have a good internet connection (or a house) but i really, really hope to be back soon. 

i love you all so much <3