forgot i had this in my drafts oop

A few things about Andrew Minyard,,

- he makes other people tie his shoelaces for him
- hes a blanket monster, doesn’t even leave Neil the sheet ok, poor kid has to sleep in sweatpants and a hoodie in the winter
- secretly does a lot of research about it and only buys the best quality food for the cats
- he’s the only person in his apartment building that ever buys girls scout cookies but he always buys enough to make it worth their time stopping by, he has like 20 boxes of thin mints stashed in the freezer at all times
- he uses an electric toothbrush but it’s like a cheap ninja turtles one from target
- cooks and cleans but DOES NOT do dishes, he will literally let them pile up to the ceiling and then when there’s none left that are clean, if no one else does them, he’ll just throw them all away and go buy new ones
- (eventually they discover paper plates and plastic silverware)
- hates horror movies (not because they’re scary, it’s because they’re predictable)
- Neil is the first person (besides Andrew) to realize Andrew needs reading glasses, and he makes him get some and Andrew carries them with him all the time but only uses them when he absolutely has to
- “I dont need glasses, i dont want to see your ugly face”
- “shut up and try them on or I’m selling the car and buying a minivan.”
- he only does autographs for his kid fans
- once he gets on his pro team people (kevin and nicky) keep pushing him to dress in more colors instead of just black all the time so he gets a bunch of neon armbands and wears a different set every day,, hot pink,, lime green,, fucking yellow, obscenely bright orange,,, other than that his wardrobe doesn’t change
- learned how to sew when he was younger because none of his clothes ever fit right and he always has to make adjustments
- has a savings account that he puts money into every chance he gets and whenever neil asks about it he pulls these random excuses out of his ass (“it’s for candy”, “I’m gonna hire someone to hide your body after I kill you”, “I almost have enough to buy out Exites so that I can shut it down permanently") but it’s actually for the foxes’ kids

The Moral of The Story

For all of your WIPs and completed works, write a line that describes the moral of the story. It can be as funny or as serious as you want.

I was tagged by @juliannewritingthings (forever ago) and @iamwritehere (today– completely forgot I had this half-complete in my drafts until now, oops). I went with non-serious themes and had a lot of fun!

Short Stories: (the most recent ones, at least)

Sir Shadow, The Baroness, and The Dragon’s Head: morals are optional in the villainous life, the ability to outwit your rivals is not.

Icarus, Inc: meet a hipster boy on the street. run away from your responsibilities. sometimes he’s a reincarnated greek god and you’re his reincarnated lover.

The Beast of Nock: inner beauty is worth more than outer beauty. and sick claws and rad night vision are worth even more than that. 

Novels in Purgatory (not completely abandoned, but we’re on a break)

The Magnificent Wrathbornes: family is great. semi-immortal family that has lived all together in the same house for centuries and also you’re all werewolves is less great.

The Sturkaz Boys: love sucks (this one is about vampires haha get it)

WIPs

Flowers In The Lowlands: war is bad. eggs are good.

Tagging @karenterrywrites, @theinkstainsblog, @lmartinezwrites, @brynwrites, @kivalauthor, and anyone else who wants to do this! (Sorry if you’ve already been tagged in this, it’s been going around for a while and I’m not sure who’s done it at this point) 

top ten female artist/gg song tag

Tagged by @dahyun and @tookorean , thank you guys so much <3 (sorry for doing this so late, i’ve had it in my drafts for forever and i completely forgot)

Rules: Name your top 10 girl group/girl artist songs and tag people

these are just the songs that came to my mind first, i can’t actually pick my favorite songs, there are too many rip (these are also not really in order oops)

1. into the new world - snsd

2. decalcomanie - mamamoo

3. would u - red velvet

4. evening sky - ailee

5. lonely night - taeyeon

6. so-so - baek a yeon 

7. closer -  oh my girl

8. one of these nights - red velvet

9. you&i - iu

10. goodbye my love - ailee

i’m not tagging anyone because i feel like a lot of people have already done this however, feel free to do this if you want!

Miss Falcone: Oswald x Reader, Part 1

I found this one sitting at the bottom of my ‘Drafts’ page. I actually forgot all about it, oops! another story with ‘Miss’ in the title…sorry I suck at them ^^;

Basically the reader is Falcone’s daughter…this is like a little intro, smut is on the way for later parts ;)

Originally posted by jaygarrlcks

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Gilmore Stats on AO3: Gilmore Ships Post-Revival

Welcome to my second of three planned posts on Gilmore Girls works on AO3 since the release of Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life. These posts are a follow-up to an earlier series I had posted last fall, prior to the revival. My first post in the post-revival series discussed the volume of works posted on AO3 after the revival was released on November 25, 2016. Of note, nearly one-quarter of all Gilmore Girls works on AO3 as of April 15, 2017 were posted after the revival was released.

In my earlier series, I had observed that while works about Rory/Jess, Rory/Logan and Rory/Paris were increasing exponentially, works about Rory/Dean were flattening out, with the number of works about Rory/Paris just about to overtake works about Rory/Dean last September. Just under a week before the revival dropped, I had observed that although Rory/Jess remained the #2 overall Gilmore Girls ship (following Luke/Lorelai), nearly as many works about Rory/Logan as about Rory/Jess had been posted in the then-previous three and a half months.

So what has happened with the biggest Gilmore Girls ships since the revival was released?

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