I would appreciate it if you and the other fifty SW blogs I follow stop reblogging that gif set because I am AT WORK and trying to suck up the vast free time I have today without getting EMOTIONAL over these two smug pricks and thinking about how violent manchild Anakin Skywalker ruined EVERYTHING because he didn't refill and his Ambien, and how out of all the terrible crimes he committed, one of the worst seems to be how quickly that precious ginger hair was bleached grey in the desert heat.
LISTEN MY FRIEND, IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, I AM NOT GOING TO SUFFER ALONE.
Because I love Anakin Skywalker so much, but he fucked everything up and HE DIDN’T HAVE TO. I understand what led him there and why he felt he had to follow the path he did, but HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT. He did not have to kill so many innocent people, he did not have to close himself off to the two people who loved him so desperately that they would have taken him back even after what he’d done, that they tried everything they could think of to beg him to come back, to stop this. He did not have to betray them in such horrible, awful ways.
All because Anakin Skywalker wouldn’t take a goddamned nap when it was naptime. TAKE A NAP, YOU VIOLENT CHILD, NAPS ARE AWESOME.
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR ACTIONS CAUSED, TWO OF THE WORST CRIMES IN STAR WARS:
- YOU MADE PADME SO SAD SHE DIED, PADME DESERVED BETTER!!
- YOU MADE OBI-WAN SO SAD HE BECAME A DESERT HERMIT AND HIS STUPID HANDSOME FACE AGED BEFORE ITS TIME AND OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE HAIR SWOOSH
Anakin Skywalker is directly responsible for these things and I will never forgive him for either of them. (I say as I’m sobbing over him and forgiving him ANYWAY. GODDDD HE’S SO TERRIBLE AND YET SO PRECIOUS WHY IS HE LIKE THIS WHY AM I LIKE THIS WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS???)