forgive please

thewillowbends  asked:

I would appreciate it if you and the other fifty SW blogs I follow stop reblogging that gif set because I am AT WORK and trying to suck up the vast free time I have today without getting EMOTIONAL over these two smug pricks and thinking about how violent manchild Anakin Skywalker ruined EVERYTHING because he didn't refill and his Ambien, and how out of all the terrible crimes he committed, one of the worst seems to be how quickly that precious ginger hair was bleached grey in the desert heat.

LISTEN MY FRIEND, IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, I AM NOT GOING TO SUFFER ALONE.

Because I love Anakin Skywalker so much, but he fucked everything up and HE DIDN’T HAVE TO.  I understand what led him there and why he felt he had to follow the path he did, but HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT.  He did not have to kill so many innocent people, he did not have to close himself off to the two people who loved him so desperately that they would have taken him back even after what he’d done, that they tried everything they could think of to beg him to come back, to stop this.  He did not have to betray them in such horrible, awful ways.

All because Anakin Skywalker wouldn’t take a goddamned nap when it was naptime.  TAKE A NAP, YOU VIOLENT CHILD, NAPS ARE AWESOME.

LOOK AT WHAT YOUR ACTIONS CAUSED, TWO OF THE WORST CRIMES IN STAR WARS:
- YOU MADE PADME SO SAD SHE DIED, PADME DESERVED BETTER!!
- YOU MADE OBI-WAN SO SAD HE BECAME A DESERT HERMIT AND HIS STUPID HANDSOME FACE AGED BEFORE ITS TIME AND OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE HAIR SWOOSH

Anakin Skywalker is directly responsible for these things and I will never forgive him for either of them.  (I say as I’m sobbing over him and forgiving him ANYWAY.  GODDDD HE’S SO TERRIBLE AND YET SO PRECIOUS WHY IS HE LIKE THIS WHY AM I LIKE THIS WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS???)

dresupi  asked:

ROYALTY AU PLEASE!!!!

I feel like you’re all about to see the massive fairy tale/fantasy nerd that’s been hiding behind the curtain this whole time.


1. Remione (Remus/Hermione)

Of course the first one I thought of was Hermione & Remus because I am hardcore jonesing on this ship right now. Full on High Fantasy/Tamora Pierce’s Tortall kingdom levels for this royalty AU.

Hermione as the disinterested younger princess of the kingdom who would rather be cloistered in the library with her books and her quiet, older, war-retired tutor Remus Lupin than admit it’s time to look for a fiance to alliance with. Lupin teaches her history and policy and, on the sly, battle magic that the court wizards wish they knew. When Hermione’s old brother, destined to inherit the throne, goes missing she abandons balls for espionage while Remus tries to lure her home again. Or at least keep her safe. Or at least keep from falling in love with her.

2. Ironshock (Darcy/Tony)

Darcy is willing to do just about anything to make sure her alliance engagement to Tony Stark- permanent playboy prince (now king)- does not go as planned. She has her own neighboring kingdom to take care, even if it is small and comparatively insignificant. She had a budding scientific community making waves and she doesn’t need their reputation being clouded over by Stark’s kingdom’s flash and pomp.

If only Tony wasn’t being so genuinely likable at every function. And if only she hadn’t overheard the plot for a hostile takeover of his kingdom by his advisor Stane. But when she realizes the threat Stane poses to her own kingdom and people, an alliance marriage sounds like it’s exactly what she needs from Tony Stark.

3. Shieldshock (Steve/Darcy)

(What cracktastic absurdity have I wrought?)

The Rogers dynasty has lasted the kingdom centuries but when a curse renders the family unable to bear children, all available sons are put into freeze, being brought out one at a time to rule a lifetime in the hopes they might find the cure. Steven is the last son, sickly and frail, and with a desperate effort at solving the curse, his regeneration is an experimental procedure performed by royal scientist Tony Stark. And it almost works, Steven Rogers is now hale and hearty, but he’s just a sterile as his predecessors.

Pressured to form a marriage with a wealthy country that might help fund the search for answers to the curse, Steve instead finds himself spending as much time as he can in the company of one Darcy Lewis, science wrangler and coffee brewer. She might not have anything to offer the kingdom but Steve can’t help but feel like she’s the answer to the question of what kind of man he’d like to be.

There would be meddling spysassin godmothers, immortal tricksters to contend with, and a ball scene straight out of Cinderella, FOR SURE.

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In which Emma wakes up at her home in New York, after a terribly vivid bad dream, to have a Sunday breakfast with her wife and son.

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