Okay I’ve attempted to make a follow forever for quite some time now and honestly this took forever to make anyway?? But I’ve reached 1200 which I feel is a decent milestone so I wanted to make one of these to celebrate! :D I do want to preface though, because I’ve mentally said it over probably thirty times at least as I was making this that I truly am sorry that I’m the worst person ever at communication and literally I love to talk to anyone, but sometimes I genuinely forget and don’t look in my IMs for months on end and the next time I see it I’m like?? Oh wow they probably hate me for taking so long should I still reply?? Lolol, but yeah I’ll go ahead and do these but I’m gonna do the special shoutouts at the bottom ^.^ But honestly thank you and I love you to everyone who follows me and who I follow and I appreciate all of you and I know I forgot people so chances are even if you’re not on here I’ll still follow you forever??
so this is an idea that just struck me and won’t leave. me. ALONE.
ace Sirius and demisexual Remus discovering that they’re ace-spectrum together
commiserating over how little they understand their peers when they start talking about sex and dating
Sirius thinks he wouldn’t mind the romance part of it tho
that’s a lie, he knows he wants romance and he knows exactly who with
spoiler alert guess who
but Remus doesn’t seem to want any part of this whole Relationship Business™ so Sirius just
never mentions it
all he wants is cuddles but all he gets is struggles
after years of getting to know Sirius and developing the emotional connection between them
realizes he is attracted to his friend
and doesn’t do anything about it
because obvs Sirius doesn’t want that and Remus would never ask that of him and he feels like shit that he’s having these thoughts at all
esp when Sirius reveals that he is interested in dating and
Remus feels even worse
because he could never be worthy of Sirius
not when Sirius has been through so much with his family and being disowned and he deserves… everything
he deserves someone who will make him happy
and Remus is just Remus
in his most optimistic moments he thinks maybe he’ll graduate and become a social pariah who can barely support himself
but at least he could survive on barely
his future prospects are not great #understatement
at some point Sirius drunkenly confesses his feelings
maybe it’s when they graduate and the whole world cracks wide open with possibility in front of them and it’s terrifying and awful and amazing all at once
and it’s time for a little bit of that Gryffindor courage, he thinks
so he kisses Remus
and there’s that moment
that moment where Remus is too shocked to kiss back and Sirius pulls away because shit he fucked it all up
and Remus is like no get back here we are not done explain to me what just happened please
“I love you.”
awkwardly, not meeting his eyes: “I love you too, Padfoot.”
“No really, Remus. I have feelings for you. Have for a long time.”
then there’s a give and take—a dance—because Remus still doesn’t believe him because he’s just not worth it Sirius
“Listen, I’m going to have to ask that you stop that, right now, because I won’t have anyone talking about the man I love like that. I will fight you and you know me, Moony, I fight dirty. Are we clear?”
blushing but rolling his eyes all the while: “Crystal. Now get back here and let me kiss you properly.”
and that’s not the end there are still things to be sorted out
Sirius worries about The Sex Question™
where he’s afraid Remus wants more than he can give
but all Remus wants is him
there is nothing about Sirius that Remus could ever want more of, would ever even dream of changing
Remus wishes Sirius wouldn’t forget to clean his hair off their counters it just gets everywhere
how does it get everywhere Sirius were you combing your hair in the kitchen again why
they keep joking that he sheds worse as Sirius than as Padfoot
it just takes a flick of your wand for Merlin’s sake
⚫️So… Alternative wormhole ending where they end up at an alternate dimension.
⚫️Bc let’s get real there is NO WAY all the fandoms exist in the same universe. Like the universe would not be capable of existing.
⚫️But put yourself in the demigods’ shoes.
⚫️Like they’re 120% done with all of the stuff the gods have been making them go through.
⚫️And then they see these huge robotic lions??? Falling out of the sky??? Into camp???
⚫️"What the Hades not again.“ "Holy Hera we JUST finished.”
⚫️Basically the lions and the camp get a little (a lot) damaged
⚫️But then after everything is sorted out
⚫️Omg but “Who is this Keith imposter?” “The real question is: Who is this Nico imposter?”
⚫️In the beginning it’s mostly Pidge and Leo who talk… Mostly about mechanics and stuff.
⚫️Lance is unusually reserved (bc now he’s an entire DIMENSION away from his fam).
⚫️Leo and Lance start off their conversation with rlly lighthearted jokes and stuff.
⚫️And then their convo gets rlly deep. Seventh wheel stuff and all. Feelings. V deep.
⚫️I feel like Annabeth and Allura would hit off???
⚫️OH and Annabeth and Pidge would probably talk about stereotypes??? Like how people don’t assume they’re who they rlly are???
⚫️Jason and Shiro would originally talk bc “Guys the two Mature Leaders ™ HAVE to talk to each other.”
⚫️It’s awkward at first. Mostly nervous laughter. Then it gets deep. Most about how like??? Pressure of being a leader??? Also how they suffered a lot. More than anyone should have to. PTSD.
⚫️"…Guys I’m really reconsidering our choice to leave throw two together.“
⚫️But imagine how SURPRISED they are when they accidentally walk in on a Lance&Leo convo
⚫️Keith + Solangelo
⚫️"So you’re saying that I… Like Lance?”
⚫️Let’s get real tho the demigods and Paladins and Allura+Coran would team up to make Klance happen
⚫️"Surprisingly we keep getting put together in the camp activities???“
⚫️Speaking of Coran…. Imagine Coran+Chiron convos.
⚫️No, I’m not kidding.
⚫️They really care for those kids.
⚫️Hunk and Frank. Not to be cliche. I just… They’re both so loyal and I just??? Yeah???
⚫️Feel free to add on.
Here’s Pugatale, Alientale and OCtale!
I don’t know what wwiishu’s OC is so I just made it OCtale ^^; I’m done with the tattletales now.
EDIT : AH I DIDNT INCLUDE THE CACTUS ;-; Well, nevermind I guess xD Forgive me