forget your girlfriend

Star vs the Forces of Evil story prompt:

After the events of “Running With Scissors,” Marco struggles to relearn personal information he has forgotten over the course of his sixteen years away. Janna helps him by teaching him his old passwords, reminding him of his old tastes, his likes and dislikes, and so on, to help him readjust back into his old life.

“But of course,” says Janna, “you didn’t forget your girlfriend, even after sixteen years, right? The two of us can pick up right where we left off.”

“Of course!” says Marco instinctively. “I would never forget… Hey!”

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This started out as one of those shitty panel redraws that I always do when I have an art block but it turned out MUCH better than planned. Now I want to finish painting it. 

Thanks to Shuggazoom’s climate being tropical, the Hyperforce’s suits were not at all equipped to deal with a sudden climate change, so they had to abandon them in favor of good ol’ fashioned winter wear. At least, that’s my excuse for drawing them all in cute hats and scarves. :D

  • Yang: *sighs* Was I not good enough to go sailing around like a pirate with Blake?
  • Ruby: It's okay Yang, we can sail on a ship like pirates!
  • Yang: *smiles* Thanks Rubes, I'd like that a lot.
  • Ruby: And we can get us all the booty we want! *winks*
  • Yang: Here here!
  • Weiss: Ruby you dolt! Did you forget that I'm your girlfriend?!
  • Ruby: *sweats* Yar matey, that may have slipped me mind.
  • Yang: Pwhahaha. Ruby's a pretty good pirate.
  • Weiss: Too good if you ask me.
Lets live inside a castle, I’ll be the queen and you can be the king. We’ll sing and the alarm in my head will ring, but we’ll also dance in the hallway and we’ll do whatever you say. We’ll have big meals and talk big deals, we’ll lay in our king sized bed while the kids play in the shed. I’ll tell you how rich you are and count your jewels each and every night if you treat me right. I’ll be the wife if you give me the knife, but baby don’t forget that your girlfriend is a psychopath and yeah I might laugh but I’ve already planned your death three times and the kids they swing and sing, but little do they know what’s about to happen to their dear king.
—  {23.09.2015, 20:39}

Polyamory: when your husband forgets that your girlfriend lives with you and, when hearing her getting a glass of water at 5 AM, rushes downstairs to beat the intruder with a cane. This ultimately results in them loudly arguing about whether or not said cane could have killed Santa.

Ho ho ho.