Brain starts to construct a reply to this ask Under the computer monitor’s light I bask Tumblr is refreshed once more Tabs opened to internet lore People expect a butt-related post I am to some just a rump obsessed ghost Lingering in cyber-space Generating countless pictures of my face Rue the day I break free from this spell Into the real world, out of this booty hell Maybe I’ll talk about boobs or something
I can see it now, a new Batman series comes out where Alfred passes on and I take his place claiming to be a distant relative that will keep his identity secret, but instead I disguise myself at night and reveal all of Bruce’s secrets! He figures out who I am quickly because he’s fucking Batman and pushes me into a toxic chemical that mutates me into a butt monster!! GET ON THIS, DC!!