forever alone with my dog


i looped no more dream and first love to write this . i

prompt: “soulmate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soulmate it’s dramatic and romantic music”

  • WELL
  • as a kid, you never really understood the whole “soulmate” concept
  • so when music would just randomly play when you’re 2 seconds away from fighting some kid for stealing your banana milk
  • more specifically, “the final countdown”
  • you’d be completely confused
  • and you couldn’t even be sad whenever your little goldfish die bc weird, dramatic ass music would just start playing as you’re getting ready to flush it down the toilet and ?? w hy
  • “do u hear the creepy music???? we probably shouldn’t go into the forest at like 2 in the morning?????? we are going to die”
  • you didn’t understand it until you were 17 and it happened
  • you were with your best friend and all of a sudden she just started to look around all confused???
  • “do you hear that”
  • “hear what”
  • “the fucking music!!! what is that”
  • “r u taking xanax or”
  • and then all of a sudden a girl comes out and she’s also looking around all confused
  • and it’s like
  • “oh”
  • “i think it’s-”
  • “oh my god, that’s whose ass i’m gonna be eating for the rest of my life!”
  • “huh???”
  • “soulmate!!!!!!!”

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I like you, you dumbass- Stiles Stilinski

Author: raeswritings

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x reader

Summary: Stiles tells the oblivious reader that he likes her

Warning: nothing but fluff my dude

Originally posted by itsagirlthingbae

“Oh! How about Tiffany? She’s cute and smart. I even heard her talking about you.” (Y/N) said to her best friend Stiles as they went into history class.

“No definitely not.” Stiles said shaking his head.

“Why not? Stiles she’s just your type!” (Y/N) looked at Stiles weirdly.

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Literally all of my friends: “Kate, you’re 20. Sleep around, break some hearts, string along some boys. Have fun!”
Me: “All of you terrify me, none of that is what I consider to be fun. I want to be loyal to a cute boy that I can marry in like 5 years, thanks.”

Yfip: Alexis Sánchez

• Makes official Instagram for his dogs
• Buys them dog plushies that match their fur color
• “I don’t plan to be alone forever, but for now my dogs give me all the love I need.” 
• takes Atom and Humber everywhere (like on his private jet everywhere)
• Makes random power points of random pictures of his dogs and posts them
• makes them wear sunglasses
• posts videos of him frolicking next to them
• Dresses them up in red blankets and captions the picture “My red Riding Hood”