forever shame



So the woman who got visited by Andrei very early on and got her woohoo with the special merchant interrupted by an exploding bed invited Andrei to a party.

I was gonna leave it at that because that’s moderately amusing, but…

Hell I could leave it at THAT and be moderately amusing, but…

For some reason she opened up with an apology to him??  APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT

Inquiring minds will never know, seriously.  She’s the one missing a damn bed, sporting a singed bottom, and shamed forever for being caught on record as banging the spindly, fucked up, cokehead special merchant.

That guy, in case you forgot.

… but Andrei did accept the apology.

You may ask… WHY.  Why do I know this, besides him looking conciliatory?

brooklyn nine nine is really good to us when it comes to friendships, because every character has such unique friendships and bonding scenes with the others but i dont think we talk about rosas and charles friendship enough because damn:

- we start the show with charles being head over heels for rosa, who is clearly not interested

- rosa tells him, very clearly, that she thinks hes sweet and really likes him as a friend but shes not interested in dating him

- it takes charles some time to get over her, but he does!! apologizes for being weird and making her uncomfortable!! and they go on having an incredibly strong and close friendship!!

- at one point charles even takes a bullet for her, which could have led to the whole “just give him a chance” trope but nope b99 doesnt do that bs, they talk it out and they never end up together

- they are so close that charles even helps rosas bf to plan for her birthday because he knows her so well!! she loves it!!

- rosa asks charles to be her bridesmaid because they are so close and she knows charles would love that!! he does!!

- charles plans her the best bachelorette party and rosa absolutely loves it!! she gets so excited she literally lifts charles up from the floor??

- sometimes between working cases they go to have foot massages together?? that was so cute??

- charles helps rosa text her boyfriend?? because shes not that great at pickup lines?? how cute??

- the writers could have easily opted to go with the “less attractive man falls for his way hotter coworker whos not interested but ends up giving him a chance because he is nice (and wont stop pestering her)” trope but instead we got this beautiful beautiful brotp


thank you nine nine


- “Have no fear… For I am here now.”

Sometimes Todoroki dreams of the past. 

Midoriya lulls him back to sleep with soft touches and heavy nerdiness.

the thing I love most about Kirk’s string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he’s like 

“!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How’s your career?? Successful?? I’m so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn’t changed but I’m still kinda in love with you and I’m happy you’re doing well!!! Goodbye forever again it’s a shame we never got married but I understand!!”

if news of long john silver has reached savannah, stands to reason news of captain flint has, too. for years. tales of violence and cruelty; more monster than man. the dreaded, the fearsome, the dead. 

they only truly ever have half the story, don’t they?

thomas puts the two halves together, eventually. startled, at the way they fit together. james has too many scars and not enough excuses, and thomas has always been too smart for his own good. 

it’s night, a month later. the plantation is behind them, they’ve laid their roots down elsewhere; a small cottage, far inland, surrounded by green. james does not have to see water unless he wants to. 

they’re sitting shoulder to shoulder on their porch, passing a bottle of rum hand to hand. the night is full of stories. the two of them, by turns touching, talking, weeping, chuckling. quiet, but never again secret. 

it was all for you, james says, suddenly. i raised hell so i wouldn’t drown in the loss of you. he pauses, doesn’t say, i drowned anyway. i took her down with me. 

thomas looks at the face in his hands; studies the anatomy of a pirate, a legend. a story, unmade into man. he kisses the freckles at james’ temple and whispers, as if i ever would have done differently. 

The Paladins at Dinner
  • <p> <b>Lance:</b> Hey daddy can you pass me the salt?<p/><b>Everyone, groaning:</b> not again<p/><b>Shiro, bright red:</b> *passes the salt*<p/><b>Lance, smug:</b> I can't wait until we get to earth and have a new crowd for this<p/></p>

i blame danzo for everything 

Naruto’s parents death? Danzo 

Zabuza and Haku’s death? Danzo 

Orochimaru being a shit and fucking everything up? Danzo 

Sasuke leaving the village? Danzo 

Uchiha massacre? Danzo 

Madara resurrection? Danzo 

Neji’s death? Danzo 

Sadness through out the entire series? Danzo 

Jiraiya’s death? Danzo 



Unnecessary fillers? Danzo 

Karin being a bitch for a little bit of time? Danzo 

Poverty across the universe? Danzo 

Capitalism? Danzo 

Me being stuck at Panera? Danzo 

Donald Trump? They’re both the same person so I guess I can blame Donald Trump too. 


It’s the @omgcpwomenfest day of friendship between women, aka my ultimate jam. Here’s a hc about girls supporting and uplifting each other. 

Mandy and Jenny are the nice drunk girls in the bathroom at every haus party.

Lardo isn’t the first to talk to them, but living there, she sees them the most. When she found out that the girls in the bathroom are the ghosts in the attic, well, she was tempted to burn the haus down, but actually they give the best pep talks she’s ever heard. She escapes to them when the dudes are being… dudes, and it’s nice to have someone to gossip with.

March meets them while sneaking down from the attic with Ransom she detours into the bathroom to stagger their arrival downstairs. She’s glad she did; with the help of the two nice girls already in there, she manages to fix her eye makeup and readjust her dress. One of them even gives her a spritz of cotton candy body spray before sending her out. March spends the rest of the night looking for them, but they must have left.

Caitlin literally stumbles into them after going through almost a full bottle of wine. As she heaves over the toilet, Mandy holds her hair while Jenny rubs soothingly over her back. They keep her company until she feels ready to go back out, and while they wait with her, they yell at anyone who bangs impatiently on the door. “You saved my life,” Caitlin says to them, over and over.

April discovers them after literally running away from a really cute girl who may or may not have been flirting with her. She’s pretty sure she could just stay there forever and die of shame, but Mandy and Jenny boost her confidence, reminding her that she’s gorgeous, that any girl would swoon over her, and they send her out feeling more confident than she has in years.  

Holy shit though can you imagine if Bellamy had been at Arkadia when Monty leaked the list and people said Clarke put herself on there?

Because I can:

[Bellamy, dangerously calm]: Clarke didn’t put her name on the list. I did.

*Fires off the mother of all death glares, drops mic, picks up Clarke and whisks her away, dramatically.*

[The people of Arkadia]: *Complete shameful silence forever.*