forever alone whiners

Things Homestucks still need to Understand in 2015

Eridan is not a two-dimensional, forever alone whiner, he didn’t kill Feferi because she chose Sollux, and he only wanted to join the angels because he thought that was the only hope for surviving.

Nepeta is not weak, she is not useless, and if one more person says Eridan should’ve been brought back instead of her I will throw a chair

Roxy has more layers to her personalty than just being reckless drunk. Besides, she sobered up. Stop limiting her to alcohol.

And holy crap if you still believe Tavros is just a useless crybaby, I will shove you into the pit myself.

Equius is not a rapist and he didn’t smother Nepeta. He was protecting her because flarping, especially with Vriska, is dangerous as mess.

Aradia isn’t a monotonous or boring character who’s only purpose is repeatedly dying.

Say this next one with me, kids. Mituna is not a sweet, innocent baby. He’s a mentally disabled man who was and is still kind of a jerkhole.

(I can’t believe I even have to say this one.) VRISKA IS NOT A GODDESS OR A GREAT LEADER OR INDEPENDANTLY STRONG OR WHAT HAVE YOU. SHE’S MANIPULATIVE, SELFISH, AWFUL, AND CRUEL FOR THE FUN OF IT.

Let’s recap:

Eridan has borderline multi-personalities disorders. He hated land dwellers dumping trash in the ocean, but culled the idea of genocide because it would upset Feferi, who he deeply cared for even outside of the quadrants. He only killed her because she tried to kill him first after he knocked out Sollux, who attacked Eridan first. Plus, Eridan’s a pretty okay tactition, ignoring the angel idea, and is actually a pretty decent guy, especially proven in his conversations with Karkat. Don’t hate him for the wrong reasons.

Nepeta is a killer huntress who tracks down and kills giant beasts for food and she then uses their blood for paint. She is incredibly strong, seeing as she tackle pounced the brick wall that is Equius into the ground with no problems. She is not weak, useless, or a dumb cat weeb. AND I HOPE NEPETASPRITE DOES SOME AMAZING THINGS TO TICK YOU HATERS OFF.

Roxy is intelligent beyond belief. She’s a scientist, an ectobiolist, and amazing with a gun. She helps her friends with all their problems, even if that means throwing or drinking her own away. She was the only kid to truly be a friend to Calliope, calling the cherub beautiful even though Callie struggled to accept her appearance. So, I swear, if people don’t understand that there’s more to this wizard-loving, morse-code-reading, fanfiction-writing space teen than drinking, Imma flip a table farther than Jane Crocker herself.

I’m not even gonna spell out why this Tavros crap’s gotta stop. That last update should’ve cleared it all up.

Equius IS NOT a RAPIST! Yes, he’s creepy. But people in this comic do strange and stupid things when they like someone, so why single just him out as a rapist of all things? And his moirailship with Nepeta is ONE OF THE ONLY FUNCTIONING, NON-TOXIC MOIRAILSHIPS we’ve seen in this whole series. He lived next to Vriska, y’all. He saw her feed dead flarpers to her lusus every day. Not to mention that Aradia died, Terezi was blinded, Tavros was disabled, and Vriska became an amputee while flarping. He wasn’t controlling or smothering Nepeta; he was making sure she didn’t become spidermom’s next snack.

Aradia has one of the brightest personalities in all of Homestuck. She loves adventure, puns, and archeology. She is passionate about her friends, as shown when she declared payback on Vriska for jacking up Tavros. She is not boring and dull. She’s full of life, even when dead, and has the greatest smile and if you think she’s dull then you’re reading the wrong webcomic, bud.

Mituna is funny and does attract pity to him, but he’s not a pure lil cinnamon roll who can’t do anything for himself. He used to be an eccentric jerkwad before burning out his psionics trying to protect his friends from their doom. Now he’s a mentally disabled man who is still just as perverted, angry, and stupid as everyone else. Just with more glitches and face-plants.

AND

VRISKA

IS

A

HUGE

JERK!

This has been a PSA. Thank You. If I’ve offended you or misquoted any facts, feel free to message me. If you message me just to hate, feel free to do that too. You have a right to post your opinions, as do I.