EXO Emergency #Happy(not so)TurkeyDay
Chen: What is this?
Baekhyun: Why is there a table full of food and a giant turkey?
Kyungsoo: This can’t be good. Whenever we get together for a meal things go down.
Suho: Come on guys! Grab a seat and sit down! Don’t you all know what today is?!
Sehun: Um, Friday?
Suho: It’s Thanksgiving! In America it’s still Thursday so we’re going to celebrate with–
Kai: Out me. I’m going to dip out. I had plans for the day and none of them included celebrating foreign holidays.
Suho: We make plans to have great comebacks too, but that’s never stopped you from breaking your ankle every 3 weeks.
Kris: You told me that SM was letting us out of our contracts. That’s the only reason I even showed up today.
Tao: Yeah me too!
Yixing: Kris, someone also told you that you could have a solo career, and for some reason you believed that too.
Kyungsoo: Ooh is this pie? *takes a slice*
Chen: Okay but come on guys, really don’t we all have better things to do with our time than fake a thanksgiving?
Suho: I don’t know Jongdae, seems like those fake edges you draw on every morning takes more time than slicing a pie.
Xiumin: No need to get savage bro. He can’t help it they messed his hair up. Let’s just all get into the holiday spiri–
Sehun: You know it always annoyed me how you pick and choose what times you want to act like the oldest.
Baekhyun: Don’t stress it, it always annoyed us waiting for you to pick and choose when you’d finally become talented.
Kyungsoo: Ooh is this sweet tea? *pours cup*
Sehun: YOU’RE FORGETTING I GOT A SOLO DANCE IN LOTTO!
Kai: And YOU’RE obvs forgetting the true definition of the word “dance”.
Luhan: The rest of you all may have nothing going, on but i REALLY NEED TO LEAVE! DO YOU COPY?!
Tao: Copy? Oh like that lame hair cut and jacket I’m pretty sure I saw Kris wearing 3 weeks ago on IG.
Kris: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON MY IG TAO???
Tao: MAYBE BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN STILL BE CLOSE TO YOU ON!!
Baekhyun: Anyone notice how things weren’t weird until the China Line came back?
Yixing: I did
Suho: So Kyungsoo, are you going to only make your plate or are you actually going to participate in the conversation?
Kyungsoo: I don’t know ask me again after you start participating in our record sales.
Xiumin: Honestly Chanyeol, you can’t talk about anyone, you’re sitting here wearing that same sweatshirt for the 3rd day in a row.
Chanyeol: And you’ve been wearing that same baby fat for the last 12 years in a row so?
Baekhyun: These sweet potatoes aren’t sweet enough. The sugar didn’t come through strong.
Sehun: Oh really? Hmm just like your high notes.
Suho: STOPP! ThIS Is suppOSED to be a time for peace! A time to get together and celebrate our bond as a team and family! We had our struggles in the past but now we are TRULY super group!
Baekhyun: So if we’re a super group, are you Batman or is Sehun? Cause I’m just trying to figure out where the token useless member goes.
Kyungsoo: Ooh is this pudding?? *gets a scoop*
Suho: Fine I give up! JUST LEAVE! I’LL ENJOY A NICE THANKSGIVING BY MYSELF!
Chen: Thanks, because if i had to look at that ashy piece of ham any longer. I was going to–
Suho: GET OUTTT!!
Sehun: But he didn’t get to finish his joke!
Chen: -Was going to use the oil on your face to moisturize it!
Suho: I hate them, I hate them all.