pseudopossum  asked:

i've been thinkin about it and really peridot's body is just one giant inconvenience. like, she can't even put on a t-shirt without stretching out the sleeves with her forecones. she probably couldn't even ride a bike with those huge traffic cone legs and nonexistent palms. can she even hold things??? imagining peridot in any kind of domestic situation is so funny to me, it's like she was made to be this Sleek New Model of Gem but with no consideration put into functionality. nice job, homeworld

gem designers sold their rights to microsoft and now their whole species is fucked.