Stanford “It’s Okay To Give Children Weapons Right?” Pines is totally the type of guy who forgets not to swear in front of kids tbh
I wonder how many days it took him to slip up and say Fuck in front of the twins. Also how many seconds he had to live afterwards, before Grunkle Stan swooped in with an unholy vengeance to ream him out.
Ford: *cuts his finger on an invention* OW! Fuck–
Dipper, Mabel: *gasps*
Stan: *materializing into the room* I WAS SUMMONED BY THE SOUND OF PROFANITY. WHERE IS HE. SHOW ME MY SOON TO BE DEAD BROTHER WHO THINKS HE’S EXEMPT FROM SELF CENSORING!