lmao all these people in the tag bitching a) ‘you wanna tell me elizabeth would let her son work for the navy and chase after pirates???’ and b) ‘you wanna tell me elizabeth wouldn’t follow will???’ YES I wanna tell you BOTH THOSE THINGS ‘cause a) sit down she was always the biggest Pirate Nerd™ and seeker of adventure and her own freedom so no way in davy jones’ soggy locker would she ever forbid henry from his own adventures especially if it was to connect with his father when he could and b) will wanted her to stay safe and told her to keep his heart safe and that’s difficult to do if she’s lugging a chest around from bunk to bunk on whatever derelict ship she’s booked passage on and you know he wouldn’t be happy with her living on some other ship chasing him whenever she could and he wouldn’t be happy with her living on his ship (also how was she supposed to do that??? sell her soul to the sea and lmao over will’s undead body was that happening) he never wanted them to be mr. & mrs. barnacle he wanted her to be safe and Idk maybe spend some time RAISING THEIR CHILD until he could come back to them so ya’ll can stop questioning actual queen of my life pirate king elizabeth swann

i just watched magnificent seven and the three men who survived, out of seven obvs, were poc?? god bless

and i went on the imdb page and……….

“This is a modern re-telling. You might call it the Diversity 7. The producers threw in just about every minority you can think of – Mexican, Asian, Black, Woman. The only thing missing was a “little” person.“


What sucks about this age of the internet is that kids can’t be weird n relax n grow up. Like…if u were emo/goth/Punk/scene as a youngin…u were allowed to grow up outta that and mature and everyone would just laugh a few years later about how u dyed ur hair florescent pink
But now, these phases kids come into, they’re not allowed to leave without backlash. They got thirty genders and sexualities and kin types and mental illnesses and the moment they grow up n r like “oh shit” it’s hard to leave?? All your friends will block u and you’ll get a call out post and if u were god forbid a bit popular expect vitriol from strangers.
Not good 😬

anonymous asked:

You are so American-centric omg So embarrassing

Damn god forbid I think Latinxs are from Latin America damn THATS embarrassing! Gotta pack my bags and go!

anonymous asked:

I can attest to what that last anon said about therapists. Health care prople in general are often the most conservative and narrow minded people society spawns. Mentioning asexuality lands you into Victorian England with frigidy diagnosis and aromanticism is just plain sociopathy. And then they wan't you to see your gp for hormone testing, genital examination and finally a therapists to work on stunted emotions and trust issues. (Did all that and surprisingly for them everything was normal...)

My therapist reacted to my coming out as demi by completely ignoring it. I’m “allowed” to be nb but god forbid I don’t feel sexual attraction. She’s one of the nicer therapists I suppose? I’m so sorry you and others had to go through all that.

(really wish my sister could’ve gotten further in her psychology courses but money and anxiety)

It really pisses me off how in shows and movies when white women cheat on their spouses with people of a different race it is 99% of the time with Black men and it’s just about the sex. Nice contribution to the hypersexualization and dehumanization of Black men, Hollywood. I’ve never seen it be any other non-white man (with the exception of Master of None, which brought me to this realization.)

The Master of None episode came in sharp relief of finishing iZombie and seeing an episode where a white woman cheated with a Black man and had his child. But god forbid the unfaithful white woman be responsible for her own choice to betray her partner. No, no. A Black man got blamed for her infidelity murdered in a specifically racialized way that mimicked true and actual atrocities committed against Black men in history.

My father dropped $7,500 at a jewelry store yesterday, we suspect an engagement ring for his alcoholic girlfriend since they are now living together. It’s fine to destroy a marriage with infidelity but heaven forbid you live with a single man before marriage.

He also emailed my mom yesterday asking for her to pay for half of his $1,100 injection to his hip since it happened during their separation. TACKY.

I really wish my mom would stop monitoring his credit card usage but he probably won’t ever change his passwords.

There are 6 - count ‘em 6 - Passages in the Bible that forbid the lending of money or property for profit (“interest”) - Leviticus 25:37, Leviticus 25:36, Exodus 22:25, Deuteronomy 23:20, Deuteronomy 23:19, Ezekiel 18:17 - So why don’t these Redneck Bigots who are so concerned with legal bans on same-sex marriage put some of that effort into banning Profit-driven lending. (Banks, Credit Cards, Wall Street) - I guess those passages are a little less “convenient” to think about.
—  David Dastmalchian

anonymous asked:

The song isn't out yet and people is already speculating about the significance lmao

Yeah I mean god forbid anyone have fun or anything, lmao.

anonymous asked:

Sony put two gay characters in there rated R movie but not there PG-13 movie *insert you know why gif*

Like oh no ‘’queer’’ is not for kids, they don’t need representation. Really Sony? But hey, I understand that Ghostbusters, unlike Rough Night, needed to make money all over the world, even in homophobic countries, to not be considered a failure. But in America, why did they forbid interviewers to talk about Holtzmann’s sexuality?

Also, Kate McKinnon being a real gay person but not being cast as the gay character is sad. Yes, maybe Kate really wanted to play the weirdo again. No matter what, I think she should not play weirdo or gay characters everytime because that will affect her career as an actress (if she really wants to be one), she needs to prove she has more range than that (and we know she has range).

Now I will wait to see Rough Night before judging it, especially in regard to the gay characters…

Victor: “i forbid you from doing jumps in the six-minutes warm up”

Yuuri :

Being autistic isn’t always ‘cute, quirky things’, like knowing a hundred random facts about forensic pathology because it was my special interest in the sixth grade; or not knowing pop culture references because I didn’t watch that tv show, I was too busy reading books on forensic pathology.

But it’s always, constantly, that near panic fear of -

Oh no, they’re looking at me, why are they looking at me?

It’s my turn to talk!

What do I say?

Is this the right speaking volume?

Am I talking too fast?

Are these the right words?

Do I sound intelligent enough for the people I’m talking to?

Am I using too many big words?

Am I over explaining?

Wait, how’s my volume?

Oh shoot, I was distracted by my volume and I used a big word and now everyone’s laughing at me.

Why is their forehead creased? Are they mad? Is that a happy crease?

Why am I waving my hands so much?

I need to stop waving my hands.

Great, now everyone is staring at my hands.

Okay, great, I think this conversation is over!

Oh, no, wait, they’re talking again.

Look them in the eye.

No, wait, that’s too much eye contact.

Uhhhhh …

We’re done?

We’re done, whew. Another social interaction over.

In Tangled and Tangled: The Series, Rapunzel is the sole heir to the crown as the only child of her father, Kind Frederic. Rapunzel’s position as a future queen seems to have raised many questions in the fandom. Because I’m a history enthusiast, I wanted to make some points clear for all fans and fanfiction writers.

Originally posted by disneyfeverdaily

Rapunzel will become a queen of her own right, a queen regnant. This means she will inherit her power and become the sovereign ruler of Corona. This differs greatly from her own mother, Queen Ariana. As king, King Frederic is the sovereign ruler of Corona. As his wife, Ariana is actually a queen consort, being the wife of a king. This means that Queen Ariana shares her husband’s rank and title but not his sovereign power. The series actually confirms this, as about all decisions this far have been made by Frederic alone; King came down hard on crime, King enacts a martial law that forbids Rapunzel from leaving Corona, King will decide what happens to Eugene after his confession to the queen…

But the biggest question in fandom seems to concern Eugene and his status after Rapunzel becomes queen. And no, he will not become a king. This is both a historical fact according to European tradition (while Corona is a fantasy land, it is definitely in Europe) and something Eugene himself points out at the end of Tangled, where he says that Rapunzel ruled her kingdom with wisdom and grace. Not they and their kingdom, Rapunzel and her kingdom.

Eugene becomes prince consort. This means that he will not have sovereign power. Husband of a queen is not called a king unless he has inherited sovereign right to rule himself. Husband of the queen will not share her rank and title. This is because of male primogeniture; male heirs are given privileges before females. King means a male ruler who has inherited his right to rule and so ideally, queen would actually be queen consort. However, Rapunzel is an only child so she will definitely become queen regnant instead. Eugene will not hold any royal power. Instead, he will most likely act as counsel and guide for his wife, Rapunzel.

Originally posted by dj066rapunz3l

I know it may seem strange for many fans that Eugene will not become king or hold any actual power. This is because traditionally, Western stories have loved to glorify male heroes by giving them power and titles. I don’t see many people wondering what Cinderella or Tiana will do after their princes become kings and I think that is because it’s just so easy to imagine a heroine as simply a wife but it’s harder to imagine a hero as simply a husband, with position depending completely on his partner. I personally take Tangled as a great opportunity to get used to and celebrate a heroine finally having power in her own right and becoming a great female ruler.

This has been some interesting historical and not so historical trivia for today. Rapunzel will become an amazing queen and Eugene will be there to support her all the way through.

As a sidenote, Rapunzel will never become Rapunzel Fitzherbert. Royalty in Europe do not need last names even today. And even so, Rapunzel is clearly higher in rank. It would be unwise to give up her father’s name after marriage as she will inherit his title and power. Actually, historically in such cases husbands could take their wife’s name instead. I think Eugene was either using his commoner thinking or simply making cute rhymes in Tangled Before Ever After when he sang about her becoming “Mrs Eugene Fitzherbert”. Modern fics are a different matter, of course. But taking your husband’s name is not the only way to be cute and romantic so I’m sure their marriage is just as sweet anyway.

There are mouse traps in the Fake AH Crew’s penthouse. Old school, spring loaded mousetraps right out of a cartoon. It takes everyone a while to see them, and even then no one really takes much notice; there’s nothing particularly abnormal about mousetraps after all. Except that the penthouse has never had mice. Except that for all they are bloodthirsty criminals no one in the crew really has the stomach to crush a rodent to death; the Lads short lived plan to keep a pet snake to terrify Geoff ended not because the man in question caught them but instead because none were willing to handle feeding the bloody thing.

So the traps are weird then. The traps no one uses. The traps no one claims. The traps that seem to be multiplying. Not quickly, slow enough to slide under the radar, but month by month the boxes grow until suddenly one of the spare rooms is completely filled.

Which, understandably, is noticed. Geoff calls a meeting and the crew wastes an afternoon squabbling over who and how and why but nothing is resolved. Everyone knows it must be a trap of some sort, someone setting up for a prank or a hilarious stunt, and no one wants to be the target. The culprit does not identify themselves, and there’s more than enough secondhand glee and trepidation going around to muddy the waters and keep the guilty party unknown.

No one is prepared to brave removing the mousetraps themselves, unsure if some trap will be sprung simply by entering the room, so the boxes remain. It’s an uneasy sort of acceptance, no member of the crew wanting to complain and single themselves out, so the threat lays dormant long enough that everyone has to move on, has to stop actively wondering. Even subconsciously they still pass the room gingerly, cautious, but as the months go by and the bedroom remains closed the fact that the boxes continue to multiply is pushed out of mind.

And then Dan flies over to pay Gavin a visit. As usual he’s greeted with a celebration, drink in hand before he’s through the front door; the first of many as the night predictably devolves into something raucous and messy and seamlessly fond. It’s late by the time the teasing and story telling dies down, by the time Dan finally trudges up the hall with his bag, so it takes the crew a moment too long to remember that Dan’s usual room was already occupied. They thunder down the hall just in time to see - nothing. The boxes are gone, the room is immaculate, like nothing strange has been growing there for almost a year, like the crew’s fears were entirely unfounded.

Or so they think, until dawn breaks with Dan screaming the house down, waking everyone up way too early as they scramble to arm themselves and drag their hungover bodies towards the apparent fight taking place in the living room. The fight between Dan and what turns out to be literally thousands of mousetraps, laid out in concentric circles around the main room ready to catch Dan on his usual jetlag-early, half-awake stumble to kitchen.

The culprit would be obvious even without Gavin’s distinctive squeaking giggles ratting him out, perched on the kitchen counter and filming the whole scene on his phone, the areas around him lined with its own little wall of still-loaded mouse traps. Unfortunately, regardless of whatever protection Gavin thought they would buy him, Dan charges right through to tackle him screeching to the ground anyway.

The video winds up on youtube, because of course it does; Gavin is an asshole and sees no reason why the whole world shouldn’t enjoy his endless efforts to torture Dan. By the time Gavin gets the video together, including a time lapse of the set up, various angles from a handful of go pros placed strategically around the room, a slow mo replay of the dawning horror on Dan’s face as the traps go off and the angry bodyslam to close it out, it has all the elements of an excellent video. So of course it goes viral; passed around the internet at lightning speed, shown on various news programs, racking up millions of views before the day is over.

It doesn’t take long for the internet to point out the handful of infamous criminal lookalikes edging into frame at the end, obviously too soft and rumpled and hopelessly entertained to be the real deal, but still a funny comparison all the same. Even more amusing when the blurry footage almost makes them look armed, so-called guns a startling juxtaposition against the silly prank and cutesy patterned pyjamas everyone seems to be wearing. Combined with the obvious opulence of the room, and the kind of cash it must take to buy so many mousetraps just for a stunt, there is no shortage of people joking about the video being a candid episode of MTV Cribs featuring the Fake AH Crew.  

  • me on the phone: hi, hello, atlus??? yeah it's me. great work on persona 5, lovin it so far, but um i cant seem to find the gay option???? i think it might be a bug
  • me: i mean u clearly meant for there to be one
  • me: answer me atlus
  • me: where is my gay option
  • me: where is it