lance, after being lightly roasted by the other paladins: wow. WOW. okay. looks like none of you are invited to my birthday party anymore

hunk: wait! i thought we were going to plan your party together? we had an ocean theme and everything!

lance: shit, you’re right… hunk’s reinvited.

pidge: what?? lance you can’t keep uninviting and reinviting people to your birthday party, you’re just gonna lose track

lance: oh really? watch this - (pulling out a small notebook) - pidge, currently uninvited as of today; hunk was recently uninvited but is now reinvited - side note, ocean themed parties are amazing; allura, currently invited but she’s on thin ice; coran, well, he’s kinda permanently invited because i need at least one person to show up; lotor is invited ironically, waiting for him to rsvp so i can reject him; and finally… keith is permanently uninvited until he admits that he cares about being on the invite list

keith: what? no i- the ocean is stupid!!

lance: oh yeah?? double uninvited!



keith: (softly) what the heck, man….

literally just taking out the love triangle plot and putting in more yousana development and girl squad scenes would have fixed like a significant amount of the problems this season

does anyone else get really sad around their birthday? today’s the day before mine and idk all of a sudden it’s just Extra Bad.

i’m curious if anyone else has the same thing happen or if it’s just a me thing. (and also, if you do, what do you do to make yourself feel better?)

I’ll cry a silent weary tear
For those that need to love me
—  “Ready for the Storm” Dougie Maclean

anonymous asked:

Can I ask what happened? Are you okay?

((OOC: Well, to make a long story short-ish…

A friend was filming a PSA for a company and asked me to play this dude’s wife. My roommates were going to be helping out, so I said heck yes. We did the filming, wrapped my part, but by then it was getting late, so the friend said that we could borrow his car once the entire shoot was done. It got late, it got dark, and this friend turned his car on so he could use his headlights for additional light. I was to stay in the car and keep an eye on everything. After about 15 minutes, the car started making horrible clunking noises, and then it died. When the filming was done, all our friends came over, jump-started the car, and sent us off on our merry way.

Partway home, my roommate started saying he was really hungry, because he hadn’t really eaten today, so we pulled over to a McDonald’s. The restaurant was closed, but the drive-through was still open. We decided that, because the place was pretty deserted, the car seemed fine, and we’d driven out of our way, that we’d go for it.

The car died halfway through the drive through.

And that is the moment when suddenly the entirety of our town decided they wanted some french fries.

There were some angry people, some sweet girls who give us a jump but didn’t know how to make their car do that, the moment when they put the jumper cables on wrong and made sparks fly everywhere, the McD’s employee who came out to help me push the car, the police who kept driving past really slowly because we left the car diagonally across two spaces, then our friends showing up angry because WHY THE HELL DIDN’T WE JUST GO HOME [which, fair enough, we really should have]. 

It’s been a long night, y’all.))

Alone, the white crow could not tame the flames
By the time the people pulled him from the fire
He was burnt to black

In many myths, it is believed the crow was originally white. My personal favorite is the Rainbow Crow from the Lenni Lenape Native American Tribe. But it really doesn’t fit Akechi. So I had to make something up.

I’m gonna be honest girls….. I’ll probably only be following the show through this tag and jokersupdates because I really really cannot handle another summer watching that bearded twat call girls c*nts and scream YA BOI at the screen every 5 minutes, especially when production is rigging for him to get to jury

anonymous asked:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but then remember they hurt you in some way and don't want engage in conversation until you know they've changed? I'm asking multiple people on this for their opinion.

absolutely. it depends on the severity of the hurt, though. most people who have hurt me have hurt me deeply enough that i need to stay away from them. most of those people are either toxic, fostering a negative headspace, or have yet to really mature. so yes, i have ached for people i loved, and it’s one of the hardest things you can do to not engage them again. people do change though, so keep reminding your heart that it is best to wait, and if it is meant to happen, it will.

SU fandom before: We are so excited to meet new gems! Ohhh so cool, we’re going to see our birthstones as characters!! We need more gems! More, more!

SU fandom now: Why are they making so many new gems???? Bring Jasper and Bismuth back!!! We need to stick with the already existing characters!! Story development??? We don’t need it! Just bring Bismuth and Jasper back!!

And of course I’m not referring to all SU fandom, there are amazing fans that love seeing new gems, but sometimes I read some things that I don’t understand. We already had a lot of Jasper. I love her, and they will bring her back, same with Bismuth, a character that had her own thirty-minute special episode, they will bring them back, we’ll get more episodes with the crystal gems, and character development. What I don’t get is how can someone complain about getting new characters, when it has always been the most expected moment every time there’s a steven bomb. Everyone can have their opinions, but just try, try to enjoy the show, it’s just better that way. Without fights, just enjoying a good show, that is not perfect, but has many great things that we all can agree.

anonymous asked:

You know what gets me about the fidget spinner stream? Not the stream itself, but a comment on the unlisted one. One long comment accusing Matthew of emotionally abusing Stephanie all the time. How does one go about correcting someone that far off the mark? It boggles my mind.

People like to fit others into neat boxes sometimes, and that can be rather dangerous thinking. How people act is influenced by a million tiny things, and you should never draw conclusions based off of one interaction. Unfortunately, a lot of people do. They see Matt and Steph arguing and make their own assumptions, but they don’t see Matt surprising Stephanie with roses or the way he snuggles up to her when he’s scared or stressed out by a game or when she does something and Matt gets that soft look of love and pride on his face.

Not to say in an abusive relationship it’s 100% bad (it’s the good that makes you want to stay and makes you think the relationship is fine when it’s not), but when it comes to the Patrick’s I very very highly doubt anything dangerous or toxic about their relationship! Stephanie certainly has had no problem telling off Matt (or Jason or Chris) if they do or say something Yikes™ on the stream, and Matt has said before he has nothing but love and respect and admiration for Stephanie. I wouldn’t worry too much about those comments, friend! It’s just people drawing conclusions without researching properly or thinking before speaking!