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fuckyeaharonkwak asked:

I hope to god he had a wardrobe malfunction. And that Baekho in texas is just like *RIPS SHIRT OFF* "MURCA!!!!!"

Me tooo! aww it woulld be the best. Have we seen JR fully topless  yet?

 They came to kill! To leave no survivors! hahahah

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@jackguinness: sorting out a little wardrobe malfunction with @harrystyles. #TBT

Catch of the Day, oil painting by Paul Richmond

It was just another casual beachside stroll for our Cheesecake Boy hunk, until his shorts got snagged by a fisherman’s hook! Onlookers must suspect something fishy is going on as our hapless hero topples to the ground – his cheeks turning the same shade of red as his now-exposed undies. Only time will tell what happens next once the lucky fisherman reels in his greatest catch yet!

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Dammit James!! I thought I was on board with this whole sassy purple scarf thing, but I know there are two buttons undone under there. What the hell man. You go around doing all these interviews and hide the chest? You think that peek of chest in the last episode was enough? Well you would be wrong. I am seriously pissed at that purple scarf. I hope it rots in hell.

(But James I’ll love you forever even with this calamitous wardrobe malfunction)

Wig in a Box
  • Wig in a Box
  • John Cameron Mitchell, Rebecca Naomi Jones
  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch - 4/23/15
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“Wig in a Box” live on 4/23/15

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This track is about 7 minutes long. It starts with “I tear the wig from my scalp” and ends with “What poor unfortunate creature had to die.” This includes the confusion that happened when the wig fell off John’s head and the aftermath of the wardrobe malfunction.

First verse changes: “Suddenly I’m Miss Beehive 19… fif… [something inaudible] Until I wake up… In my own bed.”

Second verse changes: “Some girls they got natural ease. They wear it any way they please. And then I look up… From the way I am.”