Happy Crutchie headcanons for @jackscrutchie because Hiccups gives us so much I’d do anything for her!

  • Cructhie loves the color yellow and his rule is every outfit has to have at least one yellow element, whether it’s the shirt or his socks
  • he wears a flower crown almost every day
  • he’s very good at makeup and one time he posted a selfie on snapchat and people thought he was using a filter because of the combination of his flower crown and how good his makeup was that day
  • he’s an excellent listener and gives great advice, but sometimes he knows the best thing to do is just help a person move on and he’s very good at helping with that
  • when he laughs, he either laughs silently but so hard he shakes, or he giggles really loudly
  • his favorite book is the Lorax and above his windowsill of plants he has “I speak for the trees, because the trees have no tongues you see” painted on the wall
  • he collects prisms and hangs them all over his room so that there’s always rainbows.
  • he loves cats. he’s also allergic to cats. he’ll sit on the floor with cats in his lap with his eyes watering trying not to sneeze so they won’t run away
  • he has a teddy bear that he’s had since he was four and it’s bright yellow and it’s name is Hex
  • he loves comic books and his favorite superhero is Green Lantern
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Pairing: Linstead
Genre: Fluff
A/N: So like @halsteadandlindsay I am living in a bubble where linstead is happy, and in my bubble linstead still has a future, and everything that I wrote in this fic can still happen. Thank you @whichtochoose for encouraging me to post this! (If you haven’t read her fics you need to!!) Also, just a reminder, this is only like the third thing I’ve ever written, so any positive feedback is very welcome! And I’m sorry it has taken me so long to post anything, but typing with one arm is that is not your dominant one is harder than it seems lol. 

Disclaimer: I do not own Dr Suess’s the Lorax, but I did force my Dad to read it to me every night for three years.

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The Lorax Starter Pack
  1. “I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.”
  2. “Which way does a tree fall?”
  3. “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing’s going to get better. It’s not.”
  4. “The tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.”
  5. “I’m playing poker. He’s playing Go Fish. And I think he’s hungry.”
  6. “ I’m Frankenstein’s head on a spider’s body!”
  7. “The more smog in the sky, the more people will buy!”
  8. “What a dump!”
  9. “Yes, and each day since [Mentionable Name] left I’ve been wondering what that meant. And now I’m wondering, well maybe [Mentionable Name] left that for you.”
  10. “Let it die! Let it die!”