anonymous asked:


holy moly, where do I even begin, anon. WHERE!!! DO I EVEN!!! BEGIN!!! how do I even talk about john silver?! the destroyer of pigs! the Flint-Approved Little Shit™! the smol cunning thief! wrangler of sharks and UNEXPECTED FEELINGS!!! machiavellian baby caterpillar turned Big Bad Butterfly!!! my son who delights me, upsets me, and scares me all at the same exact time!!!


*pulls out a chair* take a seat, my friend. I do not have as much control with words as Long John does himself so, we may be here a while >:) (update: um. I wrote a lot. I wrote like a real lot. a whole lot. forgive me for I have sinned.)

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anonymous asked:

It's weird because I found your brother's blog first and then found yours through him and I'm so glad I did because I love all your posts and and you and everything so just <3 <3 <3

the funny part abt that is he joined the dgm fandom on here, like, over 6 months after i did, and yet he’s more popular
anyways u flatter me anon

Truth or Truth

 1. Are you good at apologizing?

2. Do you prefer your looks or personality?

3. Are you confident?

4. What are you most confident about yourself?

5. Name a few songs that reminds you of someone, and who it remind you of.

6. What is your favourite colour combination?

7. Define your “aesthetic”.

8. What is sex to you?

9. Do you have any kinks? What are they?

10. What are some of your biggest pet peeves?

11. What’s something that automatically turns you off of other people?

12. What song always makes you sad/emotional?

13. How many people have you dated? How many of them do you still have feelings for?

14. How are you with moving on?

15. What’s a philosophy you agree with, but fail to live by?

16. What’s something you don’t like about yourself?

17. What’s something positive happening in your life right now?

18. Are you truly able to admit your faults in relationships to yourself?

19. Is it important to you to be a good person?

20. Are you a good person?

21. How could you become a better person?

22. Would/have you ever pierced your genitalia?

23. Have you ever been in love? If so, with how many people?

24. Do you believe in love at first sight?

25. Which social science interests you more; psychology (how the mind effects a person), sociology (how society affects a people) or anthropology (learning about culture)? Why?

26. Have you ever orgasmed?

27. Have you ever made someone else orgasm?

28. During sexual interaction, what is the most important thing to you?

29. Are you comfortable being sexual with lots of people?

30. How do you usually get people to be interested in terms of romantic relationships? And sexual relationships? And platonic relationships?

31. What’s your favourite song to sing a long to?

32. What’s some “embarrassing” music you listen to?

33. What are you most snobby/pretentious about?

34. How do you express sad emotions? And happy emotions?

35. Do you use Skype? Facetime?

36. How do you feel about phone calls?

37. How do you feel about texting?

38. What are your thoughts on LDRs?

39. Have you ever cried over a piece of visual art? What was it of? Why do you think it made you cry?

40. When and why was the last time you cried?

41. What’s something you love that you never do anymore? Why don’t you do it?

42. Are you afraid to die?

43. If there were no limits; who and what would you be?

44. Are you more likely to be sub or dom during sex?

45. Describe your fashion sense.

46. Do you have stage fright?

47. Did/do you ever put your hand up in class?

48. Are you more of an open or closed person?

49. What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you? And the best?

50. Are you a theist? (Not necessarily in the way of “guy in the sky”, maybe just believing in any higher power)

51. What are your top three places you’d like to travel and why?

52. What’s something you thought would be really scary/bad, but was actually fine when it happened/you did it?

53. When you sleep at friends houses, how often do you sleep in their bed?

54. Can you sleep facing someone?

55. Do you ever get in slumps? If so; how often, and how long do they usually last for?

56. Do you like being alone?

57. Are you social?

58. How do you feel about parties?

59. Have you ever hosted a party? How did it go?

60. What question(s) do you love to ask people?

61. What question(s) do you love being asked?

62. Are you confrontational? Does it make you uncomfortable when others are?


Anya lives, hangs around Raven in Arkadia till she recovers from the non-fatal gunshot wound and is a distraction and safety hazard - Let Raven put the soldering iron away first ffs, someones going to get hurt DX



Sans wouldn’t let it slide if someone hurt Little Pup. Papyrus, on the other hand, would probably nurse Little Pup instead (in my mind, he doesn’t seem to be the sorta guy who acts out on revenge).

So, what if–godforbid–Little Pup got killed?


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That’s something that we do a lot in the show is, we take relationships that maybe should be fraught with annoyance and we try to put love in there because it’s funnier. I’ll give you an example, and this is something that has been interpreted in many different ways, but when we came up with the cops in town, Blubs and Durland, it was this thought of: okay, everybody knows the trope of, you’ve got an old hardass sheriff and his idiot rookie and he’s always saying ‘Damn it, rookie, get your head in the game.’ And we thought, 'What if every time the rookie screwed up, instead he said, “Well, you are a delight” and threw him a piece of candy?’ Like, what if the sheriff was just…endlessly just overjoyed every time his subordinate was inept? That is such a weird way to play it. So sort of similarly for us, it was like, 'Okay, what if Soos sees the world’s worst boss as the world’s most perfect man?’ You know, sometimes being kind and sweet is a much more unexpected punchline.
—  Alex Hirsch talking to the B-Movies Podcast