AU where everything is the same but Justice Strauss and Jacqueline are partners (girlfriends) so Justice Strauss follows Jacqueline around, trying to help the Baudelaires however she can though she’s kind of naive and helpless lol.
I had to force this femship SO HARD, like they interacted only once, but I can do whatever I want! Posting this is a special shout out to @ladynoblesong who supported my wild headcanons I created for them and whom I promised to try to draw more of them for~
★ Hunk has blackmail on everyone, but will only use it if he deems it completely necessary
★ Nobody ever lets Pidge curse and she is Tired™
★ On several occasions have the Green and Yellow lion had to save their paladins from doing something stupid in the name of science
★ Everyone tried to make lightsabers
They were in space so why not??
They cut off Coran’s mustache again
★ They went to a planet and drank something?? They next thing they knew is that they were in the castle, Hunk suddenly had longer hair, Pidge’s glasses were gone and that Keith and Lance had strangely similar rings
★ Lance made everyone matching letterman jackets
Coran and Shiro teared up
★ Pidge and Hunk made Lance a camera and he screamed
★ Existential crises become a normal thing
Shiro, suddenly pausing his training: We’re just fucking power rangers
Hunk, dropping Pidge who he was carrying: Oh my god—to Allura and Coran we are the aliens
Keith, stopping in the middle of an argument: My entire life, i wondered if aliens were real while i was an alien
★ Everyone assumes its Hunk who doesn’t curse, but it’s actually Lance
★ “How many episodes of Steven Universe have we missed oh my god”
★ Allura, who just found this out about balloons from Shiro: Ah, Pidge! how exactly does one get square balloons?
Pidge, finally seizing her chance: You blow square breaths
Allura, holding one finger up: (ό‿ὸ)ﾉ w h a t
★ Hunk remembered they disappeared before he got to see Moana and just laid down on the floor for several hours
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is basically his dad meaning Hunk missed his dad’s disney movie.
★ They accidentally stole a Yupper that was owned by Prince Lotor
★ Shortly after forming Voltron: What in formation?
★ Hunk has made a mental note of how many times he’s been right about people not being trustworthy
★ Shiro at one point: jeez we need an adult
Shiro, this time horrified: wait i am the adult
★ “It’s not gay if it’s in space.” “Actually the moon is a lesbian, so it is gay. check and mate, Lance.”
★ Pidge, aggressively: kISS KISS FALL IN SPACE YOU LOSERS
★ They programmed the castle to play the wii music, and Shiro nearly went on a rampage
★ Lance actually ended up knitting all the arusians sweaters
★ “We are beauty, we are grace, we are just gays lost in space” “Shiro liKES MEMES?”
★ Aliens are lowkey terrified of humans now
“The black paladin got his arm ripped off and managed to escape the galra? Count me out”
★ “Wait, Voltron is just five lions stacked on top of each other omg this is wild”
★ The castle is actually haunted somewhat
Nobody knows by who, but they know weird shit is always going on
★ “Who you gonna call?” “VOLTRON”
★ They’re so confused on why Allura and Coran have british accents
We’re in space???this makes no sense????
★ Hunk tells Coran he’s helping him cook but really he’s making sure everything is safe for human consumption
★ Lance broke his arm once and Allura passed out
★ Lance and Hunk are the only ones with normal sleeping schedules
Coran is always awake?? Nobody knows if he actually goes to sleep, they’re afraid for him
★ Coran taught Pidge every way through the vents and she now uses it to her advantage
★ Hunk is always getting marriage proposals from aliens
★ Pidge has almost been adopted on several occasions
★ They start a service that kinda works like fan mail and are surprised by how many kids want to be them
“Why do all these kids want to be dead inside???”
★ The tag yourself meme becomes a usual thing
“Tag urself, im that king that keith accidently set on fire”
“I’m Shiro screaming hysterically”
“I’m that guy who just doesn’t give any shits”
★ Allura is forever deemed Space Beyoncé
★ Coran has a special cup to protect his mustache from getting tea in it
★ Lance, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: Does liking Keith make me afurry?
★ Voltron malfunctioned somehow and threw them all onto the planet they were saving and no one has recovered
“I WANT A FUCKING REFUND, THIS MAGIC CAT MAN THREW ME OUT BITCH”
Voltron somehow beat it on it’s own???
Everyone is salty bc it did a better job than they ever did
★ “It’s okay if you’re a furry and a texan, we still love you.” “i alREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BROTHER BUT NOW T H I S”
★ Slav hangs around and drags everyone into the Multiverse theory
★ “gO GO POWER RANGERS” **bad sound effects**
★ They argue over what sound the particle barrier makes
“Guys, no. it makes that sound when you hear a window opening, y’know?”
“No, Lance, it’s more like the sound you hear when you’re on a swing”
“Both of you are wrong, it makes that sound you hear when you drop out of the sky”
“WE ARE STILL FIGHTING THE GALRA. But it actually makes a noise kinda like Shwooop.”
★ “How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals??”
“Everyone started hiring Voltron”
“Rich important people hired Voltron. Poor people who could not afford to hire Voltron did not hire Voltron”
★ **The Galra start attacking the ship** “Knock knock, it’s the Galra. With huge ships. With guns. Gunships.”
★ Shiro voice: Think about it, everyday we get one day closer to getting nachos
Hunk voice: that’s actually really nice
Pidge voice: what if i die tomorrow and don’t get nachos?
Keith voice: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Lance voice: nO
★ Lance is always the last to find things out without fail
★ Once something was inside the castle that basically put people into a coma when the went to sleep, so everyone had to stay up for at least 2 weeks straight
Keith was so sleep deprived that he told Lance bad space pick-up lines for two hours while they cuddled
THEY WEREN’T DATING YET
★ They have a board that reads “The last time we did something gay”
The longest they’ve gone is 4 days
★ Everyone always forgets what number they are
Coran: Come on, number 3, I have something to show you!
The Paladins: **Caveman spongebob meme**
★ “hEY NOW, YOU’RE IN VOLTRON, GET YOUR LION, GET REKT”
★ They have Bonding Sessions where they talk about their families and what they hope they’re doing
★ Everyone thinks it’s Keith or Pidge who talk about punching Iverson, but nope, it’s Hunk
He told everyone that Matt, Professor Holt and Shiro were dead and is probably telling his family the same thing
He’s not letting that shit slide
★ They visit Balmera regularly so Hunk can see his rock girlfriend
“BALLmera is life amirite?”
★ Everyone has so many questions over Allura’s hair
“Is her hair made out of clouds, or am i dreaming?”
“How did she get all of that into a bun? i can barely put my hair into a ponytail wtf”
★ “I’m paladin” “I hate this fucking family”
★ No one can count how many times they’ve seen Keith staring at Lance while he wasn’t looking
★ Coran, obviously frustrated shortly after Pidge goes missing at some point: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?
Hunk, quietly, but with a lot of feeling: You forget to cherish her
Here is a sneak peek of the Final Fantasy XV Fan Project poster for the FFXV team! Want to see more? Well the full poster will be revealed when the Square Enix team gets their hands on it themselves! So lookout for another update near the end of next week. Also, the poster is now larger: 24″ x 36″.
For those of you who missed the deadline for the poster, but would like to share something with the FFXV team, I will accept entries for the online page until 11:59pm CST Thursday, February 16th. (Short time period I know, but once the team gets it, I’m closing online entries.) There is a QR code at the bottom of the poster that will send the team to all the entries from the poster, plus any extras y’all send in to me @verryfinny or email@example.com!
Also, if you already participated in the poster through art/photo and would like to leave your message/feedback for the online page to go along with your poster entry, please feel free to do so now!
Olsen isn’t dead, it’s just a CIA agent using his name; one of the men at the base of operations called him “Talon”, meaning that Olsen was a false name. All those people crying that they killed Jimmy Olsen don’t have to worry now.
When Lex is tapping his fingers and saying that the red capes are coming, he says “one if by land, two if by air”
There’s a part of the beginning of the Waynes’ tomb scene where the sound of the Wolrd Engine can be heard
The bat monster coming out of Martha Wayne’s tomb seems to imply that she is what influenced Bruce to be Batman, not his father
The KGBeast was standing behind the senator and his wife at lex’s party
Lex saying that he and Bruce should partner up on something is nice foreshadowing
There’s the sound of Superman’s sonic boom right after he pulls on his tie to go save the little girl
Seeing all the real life people during the interviews and tv segments makes me realize that this world, with all its fictional cities, is more grounded than the mcu and its fake news commentators. Weird, the mcu has Manhattan and other real cities, but the dceu has the real life people
Diana puts down the drink she was offered at the museum by the curator
In fact, every time a dream sequence is about to start, the sound of the World Engine is used to signify that
There was a batarang thrown during the knightmare scene
The cowl is separate from the cape, which was a problem in the animated show and other live action movies
Could the possible lack of oxygen have lead to Clark seeing his dad at the top of the mountain? Maybe.
A full day passed between the bombing and the big fight. The night of the bombing was when Bruce stole the kryptonite and made it a weapon. The next evening/night is when they fight.
Lex tells Clark where he’ll be for him to bring “the head of the Bat”, he even calls it “his [Clark’s] ship
The baseline theme from WW’s theme plays without hitting those iconic WW theme notes when we see the meta videos
The humidity in the air from the rain kept the kryptonite gas from dispersing as quickly as it would
Bruce elbowed Clark in the throat on the roof. Rude, Bruce
There’s a moment where the movie focuses on Clark breathing the kryptonite free air once Bruce jumps him to a lower level; there’s another small moment like that immediately after Clark throws Bruce through a wall; foreshadowing and using the visual medium fully. Anyone that says this movie tells and doesn’t show can stay quiet
Clark got his invulnerability back but not all his strength, as evident by his struggle to throw Bruce across the room
Oh. Bruce’s mask gets damaged because Clark punches it before the gas takes him out a second time
When Bruce fired at those cars outside where Ma Kent was being held, he only took out one truck; that truck took out the rest
When Lex said Clark’s sin is existing, he meant the fact that Clark exists on earth. I always took this line to be about Doomsday for some reason
They took out the "what have you done” line from the TC out during the Doomsday reveal
When the military came for Lex, there’s some chit chat you can hear coming from where lex was. Something was taking to him
There’s a “Kennedy Dead” newspaper shot as the camera pans over the interior of the Daily Planet. Meta.
The General with Major Ferris took the flag they folded for Superman
And that’s it! It’s still a great movie and re-watching it in its entirety has got my mind going for more posts about it.