i could tell you i was under an enchantment that warped my whole personality… an inversion spell strong enough to let me lift the hammer of thor. not mention beat the crap out of him with it. i could tell you that. it’s all true. ( for @bardinsp . )
I think I’m having a passive -agressive music fight with the person who lives opposite the hall from me, but apparently you were serenading me. The fact that you think my angry opera was an attempt to woo you back is actually kinda cute, oh help what do i do?
Every single one of Bruce’s children once witnessed his socialite persona for the first time, and to this day, not a single one of them has fully recovered from the shock. They met him while he was in Batman Mode. They knew him as serious and stern, and he spent the entire trip to the event complaining because he was missing prime crime-fighting hours. There was a five minute monologue about the soul of Gotham City?
But then the second he stepped into the ballroom it was all “hey everybody I’m so glad you could come WHY JANE I haven’t seen you in six months and that clutch is incredible c’mon folks let’s go play cards! Have you met my new ward?”
The ward in question: ????? ??? ?? ??? ? W h a t ??? ?
Anyways Bruce Wayne is fake and they have been living in a house of lies
Dick spent a full year trying to convince Damian to act polite, if only to maintain his cover, but nooooo, it was always “my father wasn’t nice so why should I be?” And then Bruce came back from the abyss of time and Damian saw him doing his thing at a party.
“So he’s… acting? So he can manipulate them?” “I guess” “Understandable. It’s a good strategy. I will develop my own persona.”
First of all? Dick spent a year trying to get that done. Second, his family is terrible and none of them should ever be role models
Look around. You will find miracles everywhere. The grass grows beneath your feet. Your heart pumps oxygen to you at every second. The sun rises every morning, greeting us as our journey continues. Everything is a miracle, for without them, life would not be possible.
The three types of close friendships (based on YouTube bromances)
rhett and link:
the pure strong one; this friendship has lasted for years upon years and been strengthened through shared experiences and troubles; closer than siblings
dan and phil:
the close affectionate one; this friendship hasn't lasted quite as long as the first type, but is already equally as strong if not more due to circumstances and the powerful trust they both have for each other; overwhelmingly loving in the small ways
danny and arin:
the beautiful gay one; literally everything they do/say is fucking gay; makes everyone wonder if they're legitimately dating; insanely close in a ridiculously short amount of time