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i could tell you i was under an enchantment that warped my whole personality… an inversion spell strong enough to let me lift the hammer of thor. not mention beat the crap out of him with it. i could tell you that. it’s all true.   for @bardinsp​ . )

anonymous asked:

Happy birth, Kotori! Btw, how's the progress on taking over the world?

Ah- I’m sorry it took so long to answer this one… it’s just-

“Birthday asks must be received on the day! We can’t let late-comers jump the queue!”

Ehehe… but maybe she’s just trying to stop me from achieving world domination…?

I love you so much. Hope you are feeling good! I’m sending you the best and the warmest wishes ever possible.❤️️💕💞💗

“I’m talking about starting out as friends
I’m talking about real and not pretend
I’m talking about bros of a life time
You and I can even right the end.”

Reasons to be happy today:

  • Every single one of Bruce’s children once witnessed his socialite persona for the first time, and to this day, not a single one of them has fully recovered from the shock. They met him while he was in Batman Mode. They knew him as serious and stern, and he spent the entire trip to the event complaining because he was missing prime crime-fighting hours. There was a five minute monologue about the soul of Gotham City?
  • But then the second he stepped into the ballroom it was all “hey everybody I’m so glad you could come WHY JANE I haven’t seen you in six months and that clutch is incredible c’mon folks let’s go play cards! Have you met my new ward?”
  • The ward in question: ????? ??? ?? ??? ? W h a t ??? ?
  • Anyways Bruce Wayne is fake and they have been living in a house of lies
  • Dick spent a full year trying to convince Damian to act polite, if only to maintain his cover, but nooooo, it was always “my father wasn’t nice so why should I be?” And then Bruce came back from the abyss of time and Damian saw him doing his thing at a party.
  • “So he’s… acting? So he can manipulate them?” “I guess” “Understandable. It’s a good strategy. I will develop my own persona.”
  • First of all? Dick spent a year trying to get that done. Second, his family is terrible and none of them should ever be role models 
If you care about someone, tell them. Be open about it. Such beautiful feelings of love should not be kept hidden.
—  Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin
Look around. You will find miracles everywhere. The grass grows beneath your feet. Your heart pumps oxygen to you at every second. The sun rises every morning, greeting us as our journey continues. Everything is a miracle, for without them, life would not be possible.
—  Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin
The three types of close friendships (based on YouTube bromances)
  • rhett and link: the pure strong one; this friendship has lasted for years upon years and been strengthened through shared experiences and troubles; closer than siblings
  • dan and phil: the close affectionate one; this friendship hasn't lasted quite as long as the first type, but is already equally as strong if not more due to circumstances and the powerful trust they both have for each other; overwhelmingly loving in the small ways
  • danny and arin: the beautiful gay one; literally everything they do/say is fucking gay; makes everyone wonder if they're legitimately dating; insanely close in a ridiculously short amount of time