Tw: romance mention but not with prince, food mention, Bad grammar
Witch: I’m cursing you and the only way to break it is true love’s kiss
Roman: jokes on you I’m aromantic and have plenty of people who love me
Virgil: (munching on chips) not including me
Roman: (screaming) what the heck?!?! How did you get here??!
Virgil: (still eating chips) you really need to stop daydreaming so loud. Some of us are trying to sleep. Besides the witch could still curse you, you just wouldn’t have a cure or you would have to have someone who loves you as a friend. Depending on the context of true love.
Roman: true love never implied romantic love. It just implied both partes had to truely love each other.
Logan: I’m with Prince on this. Besides romance is not the onlu form of love-
Patton: is Roman up with his daydrrams of fighting a witch again?
((I got this from a “this is the time i come out as asexual and you’re making a grilled cheese sandwich?!” prompt somewhere but I don’t remember the source. Dang it now i want grilled cheese.))
Roman: Like the banner said, I’m aromantic.
Patton: sweet!! Would you like some grilled cheese?
Roman: this is the moment i choose to come out to you and you’re thinking about grilled cheese?
Patton: i already knew you were aromantic, but i’m glad you told me! Do you want a green cheese sandwich to celebrate?
Roman: … what?
Patton: i’ve been preparing the food colors for this day. I didn’t know what sexuality or gender the others were so i bought every color i could find. Then when they come out i can make food with their pride flag colors.
Roman: ahh, that explains the cupboard dedicated to just food color.
Roman: I’m (brings a bow and arrow from nowhere) Aro-mantic
Logan: wait, aromantic or on the spectrum?
Roman (surprised): uh, aromantic so far.
Logan: romance repulsed or romance positive?
Roman: well I don’t really mind the attention but i don’t like the thought of it? I’m not sure.
Logan: huh, you’re not as romance crazed as i thought you were then. Its nice to meet another aro-spec person!
Roman: Wait, you’re Aromantic too?!
Logan: well, on the spectrum yeah. Was I not obvious?
Logan: I’m confused.
Roman: you could say i’m (puts sunglasses on and pulls out an arrow from nothingness) an aro.
1000 year old Witch: you really need to stop with that terrible joke. It’s getting older than me and makes no sense.
Roman: (throws green white and black confetti in air) I’m Aromantic
Pranks: Prince, We love you, but you need to stop making a mess.
Roman: You Can’t stop me!
Patton: (stern voice) Prince!
Roman: ugh fine. I’ll have Virgil clean it up
Virgil: no you wont!
(Someone flirts with prince)
Roman: Yes, I am fabulous thank you
Virgil: Prince, they’re flirting with you
Roman: I’m out of here.
Roman: So where did u come from?
Virgil: (not looking up from his book) hell
Roman: Dang it Anxiety, i need to learn how to flirt for this role and you are not helping.
Virgil: if the role requires for you to flirt terribly you don’t need practice.
Roman: (whining) Anxiety!!!
(Person has a crush on Prince)
Person: (says something flirty)
Roman: aww, thanks buddy!
Person: I’m flirting with you dang it.
Patton: (whispers to Roman) Uh… I think they have a crush on you?
Roman: (panics and faints)
Person: what happened?!
Patton: i haven’t the faint-est idea.
(Watching a movie with a straight girl and boy)
Logan: let me guess,
Roman: oh no… It’s coming.
(In movie: girl and boy kiss)
Both: Oh Come On!/This is gross!
Roman: Hold up, I thought you had a boyfriend??
Logan: I do. It’s just in movies i don’t like how it’s easily predictable or how they have the characters approach each other. Plus she deserves better than that fool.
Roman: Fair enough. And right?? I don’t mind romance but this is getting old. And not all boys stare at girls like that!
((Or, Logan makes a disney insult towards the movie and five seconds later Roman realizes logan said a disney insult and gasps loudly.)
Logan: yeah I’m a gray-romantic asexual.
Person: ew gross
Roman: (shows up behind person with a bow in hand, shouting angrily) Who Do I Have To Fight?
(Prince saves someone in distress)
Person: uh, I know usually the rescuer marries the person in need of rescuing but I’m not really interested in marriage for right now? And frankly i don’t think you’re my ty-
Roman: Finally!! Someone who won’t tell me to propose!! Where have you been all my life??
person: in… the castle?
Roman: (shows everyone his new puppy) this is Wilfred and i love him.
Person: i thought you couldn’t experience love?
Roman: for the last time i don’t experience romantic attraction!
Logan: So, why name your puppy Wilfred?
Roman: It just felt right.
(On Roman’s birthday)
Roman: today is the day we celebrate-
Patton: a-Roman-tic person
Roman: dang it Morality that makes no sense.
Person: i feel sad for those who can’t experience romantic or sexual attraction. It sounds so horrible!
Roman (literally came out ten minutes ago while wearing green, white and black with a white ring on the right finger.) What did you say Witch?
Virgil: you better run.
Someone send me more. i need this in my life
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Yes hello I am a Alex and this is a thing of how I do a witchcraft. If you do this a certain way feel free to not listen. If you don’t like the way I do it lit, donut do it this way :3 that is all
What is a sigil?
“an inscribed or painted symbol considered to have magical power.” -google aka a digital or physical painting/drawing/craving/or anything with a design that is given a certain meaning by the person who made it.
What are sigils used for?
The maker draws a doodle (more or less) and charges it with their intent.
Can anybody make one?
How complicated does it have to be/look like?
It shouldn’t be that hard or pretty, as long as it pleases you it is fine
What materials do you gotta use?
Whatever you got. digital or physical. Paper and pencil/pen/blood/wax/anything - Wood drawing things/knife to carve Literally a n y t h i n g
Do sigils have to be aesthetically pleasing?
Nope :3 just has to have meaning it you/someone you’re making it for
Do you have to be a witch to use sigils?
No you don’t. It’s up to you and your beliefs
Where can you put sigils?
*cracks knuckles* Shoes, binders, behind phone cases, under tables, under chairs, on your nails with sharpies then put nail polish over it, in your car, in a pillow, draw them on yourself (thighs, stomachs, arms, whatever), clothes tags, out of ketchup on your food, literally anything and everything you can think of
Can I cut out a sigil for a keychain or somethin?
Yes, and you can put them on your alter, hang em in a car, etc
Can you use sigils in spells?
Yes you can, just like tarot cards and oracle cards
Can you have two different sigils for the same thing?
Yes you can (ex. if you have one for happiness, but want to make another one for happiness, you can draw a different design) (ex. 2- if you see someone make one to ward off depression and want to make one for the same reason, you can make one but with a different design)
How do you “activate” a sigil?
As soon as you draw it, it’s activated. However if you want to give it a little umph, you can bury them, burn them, submerge it in water, etc. If burning you can wafe (is that even a word) an object through the smoke to charge it with your intent
Are sigils used for cursing/hexing too?
Sure can be, up to you and your beliefs/craft
What all can you use sigils for?
Everything. happiness, good luck, help to study, anti*illness*, help your plants grow, help your phone battery last longer, help Kendall to not be a bitch, the list is endless
And finally, how do you a sigil?
Understand what you want the sigil for, I would suggest a simple one at first so I’m going to explain how to do it for happiness
Gather your resources, again I’m doing a easy one so I am going to “use” a pencil and paper
Get in the mindset of the intent you are going for, so this one is happy. Maybe do some stretching before and clear your mind
Now that you’re all razzle dazzled in a happy mood, close you eyes and thing, what shape in happiness to you right in that moment. Do you thing it’s a bunch of lines or even as simple as a heart? Thing about it
Now if you have trouble with step 4 (like I do, ADHD is a lil bitch) play some music that makes you happy or a movie. Does Frozen make you happy? Maybe draw a lil snowflake
Now as fun as it is to draw an elaborate sigil, remember, this can go into your Grimoire or BoS for you to copy onto other things
The most important thing now,
Magic requires consent
Please don’t put “Make Justin love me”
Instead you can put“Attract someone who would love me that has the same traits as Justin”
I can’t thank you all so much for making my experience on Tumblr a great one. As a thank you, (and because I’m at 516 followers) here’s a massive appreciation post for all the people on here who have made this place extra-special for me.
Each of the people on this list has somehow made my day (and my dash) super awesome and made my experience on tumblr extra-special. Even if you don’t really know me all that well, or at all, know you’re here for a reason! THANK YOU ALL! (I even tried to do proper grammar for @dagurdewhite)
Remember that this list is not in order and I may have forgotten some people (I hope not haha) so bear with me here.
Also, not everyone got a big long-ass description because I didn’t have time to write for everyone.