A fine Crowmance
First time DMing, co-dming with a friend. First session of the campaign, mostly intended to establish characters. The players are a human ranger with a wolf companion, a half-elf oracle (alv), and a half-elf wizard (jimbob) with a raven familiar (momo). Jimbob critically failed to recognize Alv’s gender, and thinks the male half elf is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. He tells his raven to fly to her room in the inn and tell her a poem.
Jimbob: I tell my raven to find her and tell her a poem. -describes Alv and poem-
The raven lands on his windowsill. Alv approaches the raven.
Momo: My master likes you…
Me: Roll intelligence to see if the bird remembers the poem
Other DM rolls 6, 2 with intelligence penalty for being a bird
Momo: Roses are red, violets are blue. Do you like juice? Because I like to have sex.