for you percy

The Adventure Zone but with Percy Jackson style episode titles
  1. Merle Studies His Cantrips
  2. We Have Tea With a Bugbear
  3. Taako Steals Some Shoes
  4. We Meet Magic Brian
  5. Taako Tries to Eat a Robe
  6. We Hide in a Well
  7. We Drink Magic Jellyfish Shit
  8. Magnus Takes up Arms
  9. We Shop At Fantasy Costco
  10. Magnus Gets Naked
  11. We Get Hosed By Tom Bodett
  12. Jenkins Saves a Spell Slot
  13. We Get Crabs
  14. Merle Plays Diarrhea Cop
  15. Magnus Gains a Lot of Weight
  16. Taako Steals Some Silverware
  17. Magnus Eats Unicorn Dick
  18. Merle Seduces a Plant
  19. Magnus Chops a Treant’s Butt Off
  20. We Fight Weeds on Floor Twenty
  21. Merle Finds Some Extreme Teens
  22. Can You Nonlethally Cleave an NPC in Twain?
  23. We Create Our Fursonas
  24. Merle Swims With the Fishes
  25. We Meet Garyl, the Phantom Binicorn
  26. Taako Enlarges a Motorcycle
  27. Hurley Drives Off a Cliff
  28. Johann and the Voidfish Have a Jam Session
  29. Lucretia’s Necklace Ruins Candlenights
  30. We Are Serenaded By a Rock
  31. Taako Eats a Sandwich
  32. We Quiz a Robot
  33. We Meet the Hugbears
  34. God Lies
  35. Merle Gets Wood
  36. Taako Invents Hentai
  37. Merle Unmakes Some Souls
  38. Magnus Eats the Philosopher’s Stone
  39. We Create a Spiral Mantube
  40. Magnus Goes Rogue
  41. We Get a Shopping Montage
  42. We Die
  43. Taako Meets a Fan
  44. We Blow Up a Locker Room
  45. We Have a Talk With a Skeleton
  46. We Rob a Bank
  47. We Receive a Ball, a Sack, and a Tool
  48. We Chat With the Dishware of Christmas Past
  49. We Flee the Worm
  50. Taako Accessorizes
  51. Magnus Packs a Box of Shrunken Boys
  52. We Play Monster Factory
  53. We Find a Severed Head
  54. We Try to Date a Mannequin
  55. Merle Does Some Healing
  56. Magnus is Skinjacked by the Marketing Department
  57. We Discover Some Very Familiar Pants
  58. We Visit Garfield’s Secret Evil Lab
  59. Merle and Taako Trip Balls
  60. Magnus Wrassles the Power Bear
  61. Griffin Breaks Travis’s Universe
  62. We Get a Beach Episode
  63. Merle Plays Chess With the Final Boss
  64. Taako Does Inspirational Plagiarism
  65. Lup Burns Down the DMV
  66. We Create the Seven McGuffins of Doom
  67. We Have a Family Reunion
  68. Taako Gets in a Foodtruck Explosion
  69. We Found the Cult of Jeffandrew
  70. Epilogue: Magnus Gets a Dog
  • Me: I'm a super introverted and quiet person I don't really talk much to ppl I don't know
  • Person: *mentions my favorite fictional character*
  • Me: *frantically and loudly speaks about the beauty of that character to a complete stranger for 7478391 hours*
  • Police: Where do you live?
  • Percy: With my mom.
  • Police: Where does your mom live?
  • Percy: With me.
  • Police: Where do you both live?
  • Percy: Together.
  • Police: Where is your house?
  • Percy: Next to my neighbor’s house.
  • Police : Where is your neighbor’s house?
  • Percy: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
  • Police: Tell me.
  • Percy: Next to my house.
Explaining some of my favourite books badly

Raven Cycle: A bunch of teenagers repeatedly accidentally stumble upon bizarre magic in rural Virginia.

The Hexslinger Series: A Pinkerton agent meets gay cowboy wizards and it’s all downhill from there.

Watership Down: Bunnies are waaaayyyy more complicated than you think.

Jane Eyre: Strong independent woman routinely gets fucked over by rich people, broody men, and life.

Wuthering Heights: Everyone is horrible.

Frankenstein: What part of this was a good idea?!

Dracula: Vampires are sexy.

Captive Prince: Royal gay smut.

Carry On: Canon drarry fanfiction.

Warm Bodies: Zombie Romeo and Juliet with a surprising amount of philosophy.

The Iliad: Gods play god.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Children kill gods.

The Odyssey: JUST LET THE MAN GO HOME DAMMIT!

“Don’t move! Yes, yes. That’s perfect, Nico. Hold that pose.”

Older Nico di Angelo commission for KelseyAh! I’m so happy I got to draw my boy, The Underworld Prince. Look at him, so clueless lol. Redbubble

  • Percy: If we ever have another kid and it's a girl we should name her Lizard and call her Liz and people will be like "Oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "No, my name is Lizard."
  • Annabeth: You're officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate ever in your whole life.
friendly reminders that
  • frank is lactose intolerant
  • hazel doesn’t know what a chicken nugget is
  • nico literally had a nightmare about popcorn. popcorn
  • carter kane essentially did the same thing for zia rashid that leo did for calypso. keep that in mind.
  • bianca willingly left nico twice in both life and death, once to join the hunters and then to be reborn
  • percy can’t control the mist. thalia and hazel can.
  • jason hadn’t seen his mother since he was two years old
  • paul is an example of a good stepparent. annabeth’s stepmother is an example of a bad stepparent
  • magnus’s mom had a pixie cut, like alex
  • hazel likes to draw
  • nico likes card games which is a 100% guarantee he is a total nerd for magic the gathering, dungeons and dragons, etc. as well as probably video games and star wars and star trek
  • sadie is dating both anubis and walt
  • dead moms club: nico, bianca, hazel, leo, frank, jason, hedge
  • yes, coach hedge’s mother is dead.
  • piper is a vegetarian
  • pretty much all of frank’s family (except ares, obviously) is dead or presumed dead.
  • jason is near-sighted
  • alex does pottery
  • the titan and giant wars are just two of the wars chiron has been around to see. and he has been around since the original ancient greece.
  • percy is going to be an older brother
  • piper’s dad is famous. so she probably kind of is too, at least to some degree.
  • the three roman emperors that have come back to life are part of the group that has been terrorizing percy and the gang since the beginning
  • grover exists. he’s a member of the council of cloven elders. he and juniper are dating. in case you forgot. (i know rick did…)
  • tyson and ella are dating (also, tyson!!!)
  • rick riordan himself is a character within the series (royal scribe at camp half-blood, receiver of carter and sadie’s recordings, percy’s editor)
  • also, he wrote each book each year (sometimes two in a year). this guy deserves waaaay more credit than he gets
  • anubis likes to chill in graveyards
  • and, finally, may castellan is probably still making sandwiches and baking cookies for a son who will never come