we’re ordering Nate the men’s birchbox which is going to make me infinitely jealous for several reasons 1) it has things like fucking pocket knives and flasks and socks in it 2) Nate never gets pimples so he’ll be able to try all the skin care, soaps, shampoos, and other things without ever worrying about it causing him a painful break out, and 3) EVERYTHING IN IT IS GOING TO SMELL BETTER THAN THE “GIRL” BOX!!!!
I was putting eye cream on Nate tonight when he said “I want the birchbox for men cause then I can have my own eye creams that smell better… like a garage”
and he’s right. and I love the woods and dirt and I hate being subjected to these god damn florals all the time