Do you have headcannons for Mito?
- Better Than You but too classy to rub it in.
- Total nerd for seals.
- Like, so nerdy.
- Knows 95% of seals on sight.
- Probably invented half of them.
- Very gay.
- Almost walked into a tree because Touka was flexing once.
- (Thankfully the tree was not Hashirama.)
- Was that tomboy child whose parents despaired of her ever ignoring weapons and fuinjutsu long enough to notice a boy.
- Still has not technically noticed a boy.
- Though if she could have a steamy affair with Tobirama’s grey matter she probably would.
- Seriously, zombies.
- Why did she never think of that.
- Good at politics but hates it.
- Would be first in line to gut Madara with a teaspoon.
- This is more than their personalities not meshing (though they don’t) this is mortal enemies being forced to coexist.
- Also Madara hates cats.
- This is clearly an indication of his massive bad taste.
- And he insulted her hair.
- Tobirama gets so much amusement out of their
tiffs spats arguments fights battles that she suspects he purposefully maneuvers her and Madara into close quarters whenever possible.
- This may or may not be related to why Tobirama’s hair turned hot pink for six months once.
- And why Izuna spent a whole year convinced Tobirama was actually a river spirit in human form.
- Caught Tobirama skinnydipping and sat on his clothes until he agreed to teach her Edo Tensei.
- Mostly used it to cause zombie uprisings in order to get out of meetings.