for the record all of them can get it

Types Of Friends When A Boy Fucks You Over

The Rihanna-  Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her

Originally posted by genniside

The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of them

Originally posted by minajsreign

The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment

Originally posted by tidemaker

The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you

Originally posted by klossfilms

The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”

Originally posted by jmsv

The Cardi B- Literally will kill him

Originally posted by thefadeiscrazy

The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him

Originally posted by halalboyfriend

The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

The thing that gets me about the fact that they don’t release professional recordings of Broadway shows is that they literally record all of them anyway

I’d get it if it was too much of an undertaking to record and release every show. I’d understand. But they already do that, and they’re archived at the Library of Performing Arts at Lincoln Center and people with a New York library card can set up screenings of any show they want. The thing is, hardly anyone knows about it, and it’s only open to NY residents.  

If you’re recording them anyway, if you have them on file, why not release the recordings to the public after the show closes? No harm done, and theatre is accessible to people who don’t have the means to see shows live.

The Signs as Things my Grandfather Has Done

Aries: Rolled down his window and screamed: “YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS” at people protesting something he didn’t personally agree with. (I can’t remember exactly what they were protesting… I just remember it happening)

Taurus: Trash talked Donald Trump on a number of occasions, and called the guy who threw the shoe at George W. Bush a “goddamn national hero”.

Gemini: Looked me dead in the eye and said “Shianne, I’m so glad you agree that Kirk and Spock are gay. I’ve been trying to tell your grandma that for years.”

Cancer: Recorded all the episodes of Full House and put them on a video cassette for me. 

Leo: Whenever we drove past the cemetery told the same shitty joke: “You know people are just dying to get in there…” He laughed hysterically every time this happened. 

Virgo: I asked him what he was afraid of, he answered, “I’m afraid of someone holding a gun to my head and threatening to kill my entire family. That’s what I’m afraid of”. I was 7.

Libra: Jumped out of a moving car to avoid an argument with my grandmother.

Scorpio: Watched FOX News with me and paused every 10 seconds to explain why they were wrong. 

Sagittarius: Stayed up all night watching reruns of Seinfeld on multiple occasions.

Capricorn: Got really irritated that I kept calling crayons “colors”. He corrected me every single time.

Aquarius: Never signed up for the draft, even though he was 18 in ‘68. Is also very proud of this and says “I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!!!!!” on many occasions.

Pisces: Took a picture with his toy sized Yorkie for his Christmas card. They posed like he was taking her to the prom, and he was wearing a suit for some reason.

Nice things I want to happen in episode 12
  • Yurio and Otabek having friendly bets over which one of them will get the gold
  • Phichit, nervous before his performace, video calls his parents and asks them to see his hamsters and spends at least half an hour talking to them in a cute voice

  • Yuuri thinking that Viktor will avoid him after their conversation, but as he’s getting ready Viktor comes in and styles his hair like he always does

  • Yakov and Viktor talking and Yakov telling Viktor that he’s doing a good job as a coach

  • Viktor congratulating Yurio on breaking his record and being genuinely happy about it

  • JJ realizing that his fans love and support him no matter if he wins or not

  • Before they leave, after the GPF is over, all 6 skaters return to the rink and try to perform each other’s routines as well as they can. Everyone laughs at how weird Chris looks while performing Yurio’s Agape.

  • Viktor joins in and does all the routines flawlessly, because of course he would

  • Phichit uploading tons of photos on IG and his fans realizing that he accidentally caught Yuuri and Viktor kissing in the background of one of them. Phichit freaks out that he hasn’t seen that himself

  • Yurio inviting Otabek to Russia to meet his grandpa (and eat pirozhki). Otabek accepts.

560. A decent amount of ravenclaws want the ability to build and test experiments, but lack the skill and focus to do so. Here and there you’ll see messy sketches of what appears to be a magic-powered laptop, and maybe a few dead electronics. Usually they try to learn form others, but they can’t teach them properly. That’s why the favourite house antique is a record player that plays All Star, but gets jammed at the middle and repeats forever unless it is stopped

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My favorite part of ghost adventures is that they are only trying to identify that there is a ghost but do nothing to get rid of them. They will just get recordings of aggressive ass ghosts and be like “uh yes ma'am your shit is haunted” and the people will be like “what do I do, will it follow me around” and Zac will go “ I can’t answer that for you, and that’s all for this episode of ghost adventures bye”

people are gonna do drugs regardless of what laws you put in place, its a fact, they’re going to do drugs, especially if they’re mentally ill, or physically dependent. 

If you really wanted to get rid of drug cartels, and addiction, you’d first need to decriminalize all drug addiction and use, all of it, release everyone, especially children imprisoned on drug charges, and expunge their records.

The government should provide addicts with drugs, for free, as treatment, they should be monitored and there should be support groups, therapists, psychiatrists, etc.

Cartels can’t compete with free. Drug addicts are closely monitored by hospital staff, and worked with to get off of the drugs without being judged. Addicts aren’t being exploited by people who want them addicted, they’re getting the drugs to work on getting off of them, etc. 

Like if people really wanted to work on this “Addiction problem” they’d fucking you know, work on it. And Portugal has shown great results doing similar shit.

I know it sounds counterproductive to give drug addicts drugs, but you can’t just cut them off cold turkey, and you have to work through why they want the drugs in the first place. You can get them non-physically addicted a billion times over and over again, but if you never address why theyre doing drugs in the first place it’s not going to do anything. 

So they’ll just go back to a dealer, exploiting them, wanting to keep them doing drugs, etc. The dealer profits, and continues to try and get more people addicted so they can profit further off of exploiting mentally ill people mostly, and physically addicted people who would die without said drugs.

free drugs is the only way to completely crush that system of exploitation. And it has been shown to decrease addiction, and drug use as a whole. 

i need a famous ship where they’re both insanely busy with album recordings & red carpets & tours & they’re trying to make this whole long distance relationship work but with the time differences & going months without seeing each other it’s difficult, not to mention all the rumors & shit. but then there’s all the cute things like showing up on tour to surprise each other & going to award shows together & just finally seeing each other again after going so long with only facetime dates, missed calls, & late night texts to get them by. honestly idek where i’m going with this i just know that i really want it ??? but like this or message me & we can figure everything out k cool

Let Me Be Your Good Night

Originally posted by middlepartzayn

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You weren’t impressed. You had been trying for the last fifteen minutes to get the lads to concentrate at the task at hand—rehearsing one of their new songs before recording it. It had taken you long enough to gather all four of them around the piano that you’d thought they’d have settled down by now, but alas they were still horsing around, slapping each other, and laughing at the pain they inflicted on one another. You would never understand why the boys always had studio time scheduled after long stretches of not seeing each other.

“Whenever you lot are ready, we can get started,” you scolded.

“Yes, teacher,” Niall laughed. You rolled your eyes. You were the same age as the boys, but they always managed to bring out your authoritarian side. It was mandatory for anything to get done.

“I’ve got other clients, you know. I could go do vocal exercises with people who actually want to sing.” You were only half-joking. Of course, as a vocal coach you did have other clients, and even though the boys were getting on your nerves, they were you favorite to work with. Calming them down took patience, but they were a pleasure to work with once they started singing.

“Please don’t leave us, [Y/N],” Harry said as he gripped your arm, keeping you from going anywhere.

“Then start singing!” you exclaimed in exasperation. Harry’s touch was buzzing through your body. The two of you had always exchanged sly glances and a few flirty texts, but nothing had ever come of it. He was away too much, and you liked the stability of your life.

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FINAL FANTASY XV - Chapter 14 with young party (Cutscenes)

You can’t finish the game like this apparently, Ardyn won’t attack you during the final fight. Still, it was fun so I recorded all the cutscenes I could get with them.

10 PRACTICE TIPS TO TELL YOUR STUDENTS

1. SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
Find a friend who is more advanced than you and ask them to help you. They will be flattered.

2. PLAYING VERSUS PRACTICING
If you sound good practicing, you are not practicing… Playing through the music is the reward for focused attention on measures that you cannot play. Work first, play later.

3. VIDEO RECORD
Students can video record themselves practicing to allow them to hear and see their playing from an audience perspective.

4. PRACTICE ONLY ON THE DAYS THAT YOU EAT - SUZUKI
I tell my students this all the time when they ask me if they have to practice.

5. HOW TO PRACTICE WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO
Just get out your instrument, rosin your bow, set your music on your stand, set the metronome, and put your bow on the string…. That’s it. (They will always start practicing - try it yourself when you don’t want to practice.)

6. FRIEND PRIVATE LESSON
Students can take turns giving each other private lessons via FaceTime, Skype, etc.

7. MORNING PRACTICE IN THE ORCHESTRA ROOM
My orchestra room is packed in the mornings because their friends are there practicing. I get to school an hour early and allow the students to come to school early to practice. Students can earn ribbons, get help from other students, and can get help from me. I blast the metronome so everyone can hear it. My advanced students get really good at playing in cut time because the beginners need slower tempos.

8. SLOW METRONOME
Always practice with a metronome and start slower than tempo. If you cannot play it, go slower. I model this by always using a metronome in class and always requiring that every playing test is performed with the metronome. It’s a nonnegotiable in my teaching.

9. SAY NO TO CIRCLES
Always mark in your music, but never circle things in your music. You will forget what the circles mean. Write short and clear notes to yourself.

10. RIBBON TESTING
I highly recommend ribbon testing. See my post about it. For older students you could do the same concept without ribbons.

Visit Team Orchestra site for more tips!

It really breaks my heart seeing so many “Exo-Ls” deciding to not watch the MV because their “bias isnt in it 😖😖” and even being salty towards Jongin stans, saying that we always get so spoiled.
I really don’t know about any of you, but the group as a whole has always been the priority for me. I love Exo. I’ve been there since their very debut, I was there as 3 members left and Exo seemed to break and I was there throughout this whole year, watching Exo becoming even stronger and stronger after their very heavy times and not only succeeded in getting even more united but also in staying at the very top, even breaking their own records. You can call me a delulu fan but I will support everything they’ll release at this point to see them smile and being successful after their hard work so this upcoming christmas album is really no exception. Yes, we all have our biases but I still admire and worship each member so much that it wouldn’t even get in my head to not watch the MV, even if my bias isn’t in it. It absolutely makes no sense; haven’t you guys supported CBX also?? And what about Jongin stans getting fed so much, have you forgotten that Jongin literally missed out the whole promos for “Lotto”?? What suddenly happened to “We are one!” and being there for each and every single member??
I can’t force you to watch the MV of course. But if you really decide to cut off this comeback because of the screentime your bias will have in the MV, I don’t want to imagine his face or feelings if he would know about it.

Stiles getting his wisdom teeth removed and Derek taking care of him.

And Stiles is a terrible patient, he doesn’t like how the pain meds make him sleepy, he keeps taking the ice off his face, and he HATES not being able to use straws.

But Derek makes sure he takes his meds, holds the ice on his face when Stiles is being difficult, and hid all the straws so Stiles can’t be tempted.

The sheriff comes by their apartment to find them curled up on the couch, a melted ice pack still on Stiles’ face and both of them sleeping.

Stiles doesn’t get dry sockets and heals in record time. He also calls Derek ‘Nurse’ for a month after. Derek doesn’t mind at all, he’s just glad he can kiss Stiles again.

Fml I’ve had a shitty day dealing nastiness and elitist shite that was brought to my attention and I hate dealing with anything of this sort. So stressed out by all of it and we’re meant to be recording MAG now and there’s literally nothing I want to do less. Even trying to get ready right now is just ugghh. These fucking snarky gother-than-thou types are just fucking terrible really. If I can hold back MY true, unfiltered feelings about them, they should be able to choke down their bullshit and keep it to themselves as well.

Drabbles - 99

You got a cute butt.”  +  Yoongi


“So I got hit on today,” you tell him, carefully smudging the fur around the cat’s mouth to create a soft texture on the drawing. You’re sitting on the couch in the recording studio, keeping him company as you draw. He’s finishing up some basic edits before the two of you can head out for dinner.

Yoongi doesn’t reply, but you see his head turn from the corner of your eye. 

“I know, not all that unusual. I mean, I’m kinda gorgeous, so… some people just can’t handle it.” 

He snorts, turning back to his laptop and reaching for his headphones.

“But this time was a bit different.”

His hand lingers on the headphones but doesn’t pick them up. Yoongi looks at you from the corner of his eye, blinking slowly. Get on with it

“I was working on some sketches for my Perspectives course at the Busy Bean, as is my custom on Thursdays. You know, in our favorite window seat. And I went up to order another mocha from Yoona.” You pause to lean closer to your sketch, picking up one of the pencils to trace the sharp edge of the cat’s eye. 

He sighs. “And?”

You glance up at him, before returning to the sketchbook. “So when I reach the register, the guy behind me reaches an arm onto the counter. Kinda bracketing me in.”

Yoongi turns in his seat to stare at the side of your face. 

“He leans in and says, ‘You got a cute butt.’ And then he smiles at me, like I’m supposed to thank him.” 

“Tell me this story ends with you slapping that fucker across the face. Please.”

“I would have, if he had tried to touch me or something,” you tell him, finally putting the drawing down and meeting his gaze. “But no. I just told him that he was reason pepper spray and modern birth control were invented, and then Yoona said she would spit in his coffee if he didn’t leave. So….”

He frowns, dissatisfied. “If I’d been there…”

“An international scandal would have ensued. I can see the headlines now: ‘BTS Suga Not So Sweet: Punches Worthless Douchebag in the Face’.”

He rolls his eyes, turning back to his laptop. “Whatever. I’m the only one allowed to appreciate your cute butt,” he mutters quietly.

“What was that?”

“Nothing.”

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First Impression: Clozemaster

I just heard about Clozemaster and I thought I’d give it a try. Clozemaster is “gamified language learning” based on filling in the blanks in sentences in your target language. I tried a little bit of N4 and N3, but I didn’t play for long so this is truly a first impression.

Here’s what the site looks like while you’re using it. The default is black text on a white background, but I like how you can switch to white text on a black background!

First of all, I really appreciate that this site has recordings of actual Japanese people saying every sentence. The recordings play automatically after you finish each question, but you can quickly skip ahead if you don’t feel like listening. 

I also like how the whole system is repetition-based, so sentences will keep coming up until you get them right.

My first criticism would be that the words are written in kanji, so you need to be able to read kanji in order to select the right answer. (Just knowing how to say the word won’t help you.) But that’s not necessarily a bad thing! Just depends what you’re trying to achieve. 

Since this is a game, you get points each time you get a question right. Getting a question right in the multiple choice mode (pictured above) gets you 4 points, but getting a question right in text input mode (pictured below) gets you 8 points.

If you get stuck, you can click the question mark on the right to make choices appear.

The next issue I encountered was related to the words being written in kanji - you can’t just type the answer in hiragana if there’s a kanji for that word. As you can see below, I got the answer incorrect because I typed は instead of 葉.

There’s an option to take away the English translation, and at first I thought this made the game way too hard, but I realized it’s actually pretty cool. The whole idea behind a “cloze test” for languages is that you’re able to really process the sentence as a whole and think about which word would make the most sense, rather than just translating the one English word that’s missing from the sentence.

Finally, here’s a look at the dashboard that keeps track of your progress:

Overall, I think Clozemaster is great. It’s not a stand-alone tool for studying Japanese (or any other language), but I already feel like I strengthened my Japanese from the 30 minutes or so I spent playing around with it.

I got a bunch of people asking me about this post https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/enjoloras/155966897401 

and more specifically what happens to Camille afterwards.

So anyway I’m writing a short fic about that, actually.

But for the record, it involves Marius and Cosette heavily.

Marius decides, riddled with survivors guilt, that the only thing he can do to honour his dead friends is to settle all of their affairs. He goes to their homes, their families, clears out their things, tells their loved ones, sends letters for them and generally just makes sure that all they left behind is put in order.

When he gets to Enjolras’ lodgings (which have at this point been gutted save for a few dangerous political books and a box of his writings, anything of value sold off by his landlord,) he finds a thick envelope, with ‘Camille Marie’ as the recipient, addressed to a house just outside of Paris. 

The contents of said letter are pretty much earth shattering for Marius. It was obviously written by Enjolras to his son, meant to be delivered in the event of his death for Camille to read when he is old enough to understand the unusual circumstances of his parentage - and Enjolras’ decision to send him away and go to the barricades anyway.

Marius takes the letter (and a few of Enjolras’ books and belongings) and shows it to Cosette. Cosette, eerily reminiscent of Valjean, decides they simply HAVE to find the child and raise him as their own. Marius agrees - he’s still convinced he ought to be dead and maybe Enjolras or Grantaire ought to have lived, and so as far as he’s concerned the only honourable thing he can do is to take Enjolras’ son and raise him to the best of his ability. He feels it is a debt he owes for surviving when they did not.

They find the family, who are more than happy to give the baby over to them (They say that the child’s ‘mother’ is apparently dead, and will no longer be able to send them an allowance…he’s another mouth to feed…and they don’t want to be involved in any of the affairs of the students killed in June, they’ve heard his father was one of the insurgents…)

Years pass and they raise Camille as their own son. When Cosette gives birth to their daughter three years later, Camille is as proud as any big brother. Life is good. 

But the older he gets, the more Camille resembles his true parents. He looks like Grantaire; the same nose, hard jaw, dark curls. But his eyes are all Enjolras, and Marius feels like he’s being haunted, like he’s in some way raising the boy against Enjolras’ wishes. He has a talent for the things Grantaire had - art, dancing, fencing, as well as proficiency in several musical instruments. He’s bright and quick-witted, but he’s prone to passionate, stubborn outbursts (and occasional bouts of melancholy) and has the same drive as Enjolras. The same righteousness and capability for terrible things. 

As Camille grows Marius notices anxiously how he looks curiously over the books in the library that focus on law, the rights of man, politics and history. He knows, deep down, that somehow it’ll come back to a barricade. It’s fate, he’s sure. 

He’s right. One day Camille comes home, wild-eyed, saying students are putting up flyers that challenge the status quo, and that there is tension in the streets. Marius refuses to let him go to those streets again; he goes full blown overprotective father on him. He refuses to let Camille die the same way as Enjolras.

Finally, Cosette tells Marius straight that he has to be honest with him. There’s no way they can hide it; he looks and acts less like them both each day. He is too much Enjolras. He is too much Grantaire. He is no Marius. Marius relents, thinking maybe it’ll save the boy from his grim fate to know what happened to his parents. So he gives him the box of Enjolras’ things, along with the letter. He reads it twice, three times, and is stunned. 

He reads through the few political writings of Enjolras’ that are in the box, looks through the books, learns all he can about his parents. And when the time for insurrection comes, he chooses to go to the barricades anyway. He’s only seventeen, far too young to be throwing his life down. Marius learns too late to stop him; by the time he reaches the barricades to try and bring his adopted son home, it is over. 

But the year is 1848, and this time, a young idealistic man with the family name Enjolras comes out of the wreckage alive and victorious. 

anonymous asked:

So I want to get started animating using photoshop, and I was wondering, where's the best place to start? Like any tutorials, or info pages, etc? Note that I have messed around with it a bit already, but I still get confused how everything works ^^'

I actually… don’t have any go to’s. I usually just google a bit and check some tutorials, chances are on the technical side, if you legit just google what you’re trying to get done it’ll show up. There’s not really an issue of technical terms.

I can however point to some of my own posts because I do have a record of them:

and also the catch all for art asks tag

I’d suggest you start small and instead find parts of your compositions to animate as you go. Like I started off animating super simple stuff-sometimes my work is still simple, but you kinda build up what you’re able to animate.

google is your friend tbh. I’d honestly suggest just having a tab open for it. If you find a good animation, save it and observe it for reference’s sake, too.  good luck!!

BTS Reaction | when you argue in front of the members and they reveal a secret about you

| Could I please request a BTS reaction where you (their gf) two get in a fight in front of the other members and he uses a huge secret of yours as an argument like “At least I don’t have a criminal record!!” Like a colossal secret thing you regret doing and the only person you’ve told is him but now all of BTS knows. Sorry if it’s confusing, thank you! |

~Admin Hedgehog


Jin/Seokjin: As soon as the words left Jin’s mouth he would instantly regret them, and apologize as many times as he can. He’s not one to be a bigmouth, so your argument must have been something big to make him loose his cool like that. 

Suga/Yoongi: Yoongi is the type of person to not argue in front of his members, like he refuses. If you two have a problem with each other, it can be settled between you two, without dragging the other members into it unintentionally. That being said, IF somehow you guys were to argue in front of the members, he would try to hold his tongue until you said something that made him blurt out your secret. He would still be pissed off, but if you started to cry or ran out of the room he would have to leave the house/apartment/dorm in order to organize his thoughts, before he would apologize.

J-Hope/Hoseok: Hobi doesn’t argue. he doesn’t. it might not be the healthiest method, but he hates to fight with his S/O, because he loves them so much. he prefers to communicate in a much calmer fashion if you have something that bothered you or him. if you guys DO argue, and if you somehow got him mad enough to say a harsh word against you, he would just. collapse. he would start to cry and if you tried to leave the room he would grab your hand and hold you tightly in a hug until you forgave him because he didn’t mean to be that mean.

Rap Monter/Namjoon: Namjoon would be so wrapped up in his irritation towards you that he would snap it at you, and go back to doing whatever he was doing, only to hear awkward silence all across the room from everyone. If you started to cry, then he would feel really guilty but he wouldn’t do anything, because he said something so terrible so why would you want him of all people to comfort you, and if you just ran out of the room he would distance himself from everyone to think for a while.

V/Taehyung: Tae is very easygoing and very much non-argumentative, so the fact that you guys are having an argument at all is a feat in itself. He’s not a blabbermouth, even if he talks a lot, but if he accidentally uses your secret against you while you’re fighting, he’ll be similar to Hobi in the fact that he just grabs you and refuses to let you go as he says sorry over and over again.

Jimin: Sweetheart hardly argues, he just keeps those bad emotions to himself which can sometimes end up in a situation like you’re in right now, with a bias argument and bad words thrown around and him bringing up your secret against you, him slamming the door as he leaves to get some air and you closing yourself away in your shared bedroom, until he comes back to apologize.

Jungkook: Jungkook doesn’t argue….but he does get grumpy and snap at you sometimes, which can lead to “Loud Discussions” as he calls them. If he snapped at you about your secret, if you were nagging him about something for example, he wouldn’t feel bad in that moment but as he saw how hurt you got from his words he would just be flooded with guilt, and he would immediately apologize, telling you how he didn’t mean it and it just came out, and if you wanted to be alone he would go back to the dorm, anything to make you forgive him.