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Kalau Bukan Berasnya, Berarti Informasinya yang Oplosan

by Asyari Usman

Hari-hari ini, Kapolri Jenderal Tito Karnavian tampaknya harus bekerja keras untuk membuktikan kebenaran tuduhan bahwa PT Indo Beras Unggul (IBU) melakukan pengoplosan beras bersubsidi menjadi beras premium yang dijual dengan harga mahal. Negara dikatakan rugi ratusan triliun rupiah, sedangkan fakta menunjukkan omzet IBU hanya empat triliun per tahun.

Kalau tidak bisa membuktikannya, Pak Tito akan kehilangan muka, kredibilitas dan bahkan bisa kehilangan jabatan. Kalau kehilangan muka, mungkin bisa diganti dengan muka baru. Kehilangan jabatan, bisa dibuatkan jabatan baru. Yang berat adalah kehilangan kredibilitas, apa ada yang mau kasih kredit baru?.

Jelasnya, harus kerja keras untuk menghadapi serangan balik IBU. Mungkin, inilah kecerobohan tingkat tinggi dengan risiko tinggi.

IBU membantah tuduhan polisi dengan data yang lengkap. Kemudian, bantahan itu didukung oleh sejumlah pejabat tinggi dan banyak anggota DPR dari berbagai partai. Dukungan kepada IBU juga sangat deras datang dari netizen.

Bulog, kata Mensos Khofifah Indar Parawangsa, memastikan IBU tidak mengoplos rastra (dulu raskin) yang diperuntukkan bagi kalangan tak mampu. Kemudian, bermunculan fakta-fakta bahwa IBU membeli beras dari petani dengan harga jauh lebih tinggi dari harga beli Bulog. Praktik IBU ini sangat membantu petani.

Seterusnya, ada sejumlah testimoni (kesaksian) dari orang-orang yang sudah berpengalaman berbisnis beras. Intinya, apa yang dilakukan IBU dalam pengolahan gabah sampai menjadi beras premium merupakan praktik yang wajar. Tidak ada yang harus dipersoalkan.

Semula dituduhkan bahwa IBU mengemas beras bersubsidi IR64 dengan harga beli Rp6,000 sampai Rp7,000 per kilo menjadi beras premium dengan harga jual Rp20,000 per kilo. Maknyuss dan Ayam Jago adalah dua label yang dikatakan beras oplosan.

Mantan menteri pertanian, Anton Apriyantono, yang duduk sebagai komisaris PT Tiga Pilar Sejahteran yang merupakan induk IBU, menegaskan bahwa sekarang ini beras IR64 sudah sangat jarang ditemukan. Sudah berganti varitas baru. Anton mengatakan dia akan menuntut pihak-pihak yang menuduh perusahaannya melakukan pengoplosan.

Kenapa penggerebekan beras oplosan itu berbalik menerpa Pak Tito?
Salah satu kemungkinannya adalah bahwa informasi yang disajikan kepada beliau adalah “informasi oplosan”. Informasi yang tidak akurat. Informasi yang menyesatkan. Kata seorang pemerhati, bisa jadi informasi yang dibisikkan oleh tengkulak gabah yang kalah bersaing dengan IBU. Si tengkulak tak sanggup membeli beras dengan harga tinggi dari petani seperti yang dilakukan IBU.

Jadi, kelihatannya kita akan menyaksikan drama baru yang pasti akan seru. Pasti seru, karena Pak Tito dihadapkan pada dua pilihan. Pertama, harus melanjutkan tuduhan itu dengan “risiko premium” (bukan “risiko rastra”). Kedua, meminta maaf secara terbuka dan, biasanya di negeri lain, diikuti oleh penyerahan jabatan secara sukarela.

(Penulis adalah wartawan senior)

!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMURAI OF HYUGA!!!!!

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆(o(*゚▽゚*)o)。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Today samurai of hyuga officially turns 2 years

old!!

YEA GUYS, SOH BOOK 1 WAS RELEASED

T W O Y E A R S A G O

feeling old yet?

In celebration of this wondrous event, I’ve decided to host SOH APPRECIATION WEEK,

starting

TOMORROW

So everyday is a different prompt, all based on moments in the first SoH book. It’s your decision to interpret each prompt however you see fit. For example, friendship can be a happy situation, or something angsty and sad about losing said friends.

Link to the moments hereee!!

Or you can do your own thing each day and explore any au’s and ideas you’d like! The prompts are there as ideas, but you don’t have to follow them if you don’t want to!

Hope you guys can participate all week long, and if you guys have any questions regarding this week feel free to send them in and let me know! Have fun guys, and make sure to tag your posts with #sohweek2k17 so that I can find them and reblog them!

-Mod jenny, out!

oh, before i go, a huge HUGE shoutout to @zappacats for giving me a hand with all this and making the amazing calendar!! Thanks again sm!!<3

C'est fou ce que je peux t'aimer
Ce que je peux t'aimer des fois
Des fois, je voudrais crier
Car je n'ai jamais aimé
Jamais aimé comme ça
Ça je peux te le jurer
Si jamais tu partais
Partais et me quittais
Me quittais pour toujours
C'est sûr que j'en mourrais
Que j'en mourrais d'amour
Mon Amour, mon Amour…
—  Edith Piaf
Seventeen as oddly specific family members:

S.coups: The dad that gets really upset and emotional (like with tears and everything) when the family doesn’t cooperate and only complain during a family vacation. The dad who cooks and maintains the garden. (Was the only one that cried when the oldest daughter left for college that’s near the house )

“I’m not mad, just disappointed” *takes off his goddamn shoe*


Jeonghan: The mom that would call your name from downstairs, you’d call back, and she wouldn’t answer, so you have to go down and ask all frustrated like: “WHAT.” But she was actually calling your other sibling.

“I drink to forget, but I always remember”


Joshua: The ‘hip’ uncle that always has money to pass around,obviously having a midlife crisis, and loves to embarrass his wife while awkwardly serenading her during karaoke. preferably with a early 2000s hit like ‘Toxic’ by Brittany Spears. Bonus points if it has rap (that no. He does not know)

*crawling on table dramatically reaching for his spouse* “your toxic tongue slipping under”


Jun: That one little cousin who’s awkward as hell at first, but as you get to know them you learn that they’re a wild child that also favors you

“Wanna play imaginary power rangers with us?” (that game’s lit BTW)


Hoshi: Uncle that yells during sports games or any time tbh and is a lot of the times the life of the party. The only one who is still traveling around the world not completely settled down like everyone else with their damn 60 children

*drunk*  “jokes on you guys, I get to see the world! You guys just have a home! children! Someone to love…a place to always go back to…. HAHAHAha” *intense crying*


Wonwoo: Older Brother who was once a childish weirdo, that then went through a teenage emo phase, BUT is now slowly forming into a new him that is more mature, nicer, and a GROWN UP weirdo…

*attempts a really stupid prank that failed* -me: obviously not amused- “Look at your face I GOT YOU HAHAHA, bitch you just got PRANKED” (<- this happened when he was  in elementary AND college -_-)


Woozi: That old ass dog that just strolls around the party as everyone pets him. Doesn’t mind it until he chooses to mind. He’s super cute and people make a sad pouty “awww” whenever they look at him (lol cause he’s old af, days are numbered bud) but deep down in his dog mind he’s prob. thinking:

“Oh Patricia; still not married huh? oh well… I’m not judging…” *judges*


Dk: Loud ass mother fukn cousin who is on crack 25/8; but then you dont see each other for a couple years and it’s weird, but then you warm up again and YUP. He’s still loud as hell (and you love it)

“BET I can eat this whole tub of ice cream!” -me: I’m not betting you th- *stuffs face* “I can’t believe you’re making me do this :D”


Mingyu: The successful, surprisingly young uncle in the food business who walks around wearing nice things, and looks like he could buy the world, but he and the whole family knows that he’s actual trash and breaks everything; still apologizes to the animals he cooks (it’s what makes him quirky)

*Walks into the party-host’s newly designed home* *Picks up vase* “ Wow where’d you ge- *drops it* *  NO ONE is surprised* “I-I can pay for that…”


The8: The somewhat violent cousin who is in between the “toddler and kid” phase and still looks small, but can form full savage sentences. His mom just put him in karate and he just loves using your lifeless body to showcase his ‘skills’ (but you love him anyway b/c he can play rough without crying like a lil bitch)

* doesn’t cry if you punch him, but cries if you tickle him for too long*


Seungkwan: The aunt who always tries to get your antisocial ass involved in the partay she’s always like “tell the kids how to play the game, sing for us (I’ll give you $5~), or eat EaT EAT.”, Gossips with your mother who was her childhood friend

“Ohhh you’ve changed so much! (from 3 days ago…) So sexy!!”


Vernon:The family friend’s child you grew up with (in which both your moms practically arranged a wedding for already*-_-), but they had a glo up (hot). They look different, have a new taste in music, and SEEM more mature, but act the exact same (stupid and childish. they act stupid and childish.), but you still dont know how to act around them because you’re a naturally awkward bean and they’re ppreeettyyy

*is literally 18* “ so are you gonna play power rangers with us (*cough* with actual 6-10 year olds)  or not?”


Dino: That one chill ass baby that like never cries for some reason. everyone loves him because he doesn’t cry and just seems kinda confused most of the time. Only reacts to certain songs being played. He’d crawl to the dog and feed him some good shit from the table.

*all the aunts pinching his cheeks till they turn red* Chan: *not crying but left with a confused/dIsGuSteD facial expression*

What went down in The Bubbler
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Tikki: ok I am so tired today, so please just this once don't go crazy about anyth—
  • Marinette: IT'S THAT HOT GUY'S BIRTHDAY
  • Tikki: and here we go
  • Adrien: can I celebrate my birthday today
  • Gabriel: f**k you Adrien
  • Nino: ok he defs did not say that to you
  • Adrien: yeah but that's what he meant
  • Marinette: imma give this present to that hot guy
  • Alya: please do not have a major freakout fest
  • Adrien: hi Marinette!
  • Marinette: I AM HAVING A MAJOR FREAKOUT FEST
  • Chloé: *pushes Marinette in front of a bus*
  • Adrien: did you just push Marinette in front of a bus?
  • Chloé: she'll be fine, now let's get back to what's important which is your birthday present that I defs have for you
  • Nino: while this is happening imma go talk to Adrien's dad
  • Gabriel: f**k you Nino
  • Nino: oh wow he wasn't lying
  • Gabriel: now get out of my house and stop blowing all those f**king bubbles
  • Hawkmoth: hey Nino you wanna blow some f**king bubbles
  • Nino: oh hell yes
  • Bubbler: *blows some f**king bubbles*
  • Marinette: *transforms*
  • Bubbler: hey every single one of Adrien's friends, let's go have a party
  • Everyone: kk
  • Bubbler: this is all of you, right? I'm not forgetting anyone? for instance, somebody I explicitly told Adrien he should get to know?
  • Everyone: no you're not forgetting anyone
  • Bubbler: kk cool
  • Adrien: why are you all at my house
  • Bubbler: it's time to PARTAY
  • Adrien: did you just kidnap my dad
  • Bubbler: um, no?
  • Bubbler, to himself: great deflection there dude, that was totally convincing
  • Chloé: hey Adrien let's dance together
  • Adrien: I don't think this is how consent works
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *record happens*
  • Ladybug: *throws record*
  • Record: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOOVE
  • Bubbler: aaaaaaaand that's enough dancing for today
  • Adrien: *slips away and transforms*
  • Ladybug: imma busting up your party
  • Chat Noir: me too, because I definitely haven't been here yet
  • Bubbler: imma blow lots of bubbles at you
  • Ladybug: is this really happening? is this really your power? is this really the best Hawkmoth could come up with?
  • Bubbler: *blows a lot of bubbles at them*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *go high into the sky in a big bubble*
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Ladybug: good thinking bc we're falling now
  • Chat Noir: you can save us, right?
  • Ladybug: *saves herself*
  • Chat Noir: *falls to his death*
  • Bubbler: ok imma send everybody into space
  • Bubbler: *bubbles everybody and sends them into space*
  • Bubbler: bye bye little bubbleflies
  • Ladybug: NO YOU DO NOT GET TO SAY THAT
  • Bubbler: what?
  • Ladybug: THAT'S MY LINE
  • Bubbler: is this really what you're concerned about here
  • Ladybug: look it's about brand integrity, ok?
  • Bubbler: well anyway, you still haven't seen the last of me, now run before my EXPLODING FIRE BUBBLE ATTACK!!!
  • Ladybug: is this real? is this a thing that is actually happening?
  • Bubbler: I guess so?
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *wrench happens*
  • Ladybug: *uses wrench to destroy the Eiffel tower*
  • Bubbler: you realize you're destroying the Eiffel tower
  • Ladybug: *beats bubbler* bye bye, little bubblefly
  • Nathalie: here Adrien have a gift that's definitely from your father, not from Marinette
  • Marinette: I made that
  • Adrien: idk
  • ROLL CREDITS