for the love of softball

i just looked it up and the highest recorded pitch for a softball player is 77mph by monica abbott and i did the math and it would take a 77mph softball pitch the same amount of time to get to home as a 114mph baseball pitch. the fastest recorded baseball pitch is 105mph. furthermore an average highly competitive softball pitch is like 72mph which is the equivalent of a 110mph baseball pitch and softball players hit that commonly and the defense can field it and get the runner out in less than 3 seconds i love women and softball goodbye

❀ masterlist ❀

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❀ Series ❀

➺ Not even a choice [PT 1] [PT 2] [PT 3] [PT 4] [PT 5 FINAL]

➺ Skinny Love *collab w/ @pancakpop* [PT 1] [PT 2]

  Forbidden Love [PT 1]

❀ Imagines ❀

Surprise (KNJ)

Let me love you (JJK)

➺  Softball Player (BTS)

➺  Sex Before Marriage (PJM)

➺  That Girl (MYG)

❀ Collages/Moodboards ❀

➺  Summer x Yoongi

➺  Prince Jimin

➺  Pink x Hoseok

➺  Purple x Namjoon *namjoon day special*

➺  Brown x Jin

❀ BTS Reactions ❀

➺  BTS reaction to you being a hardcore gamer and anime fan

BTS reaction to their s/o writing a song

BTS reaction to you being silly and clingy when sleepy

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o having a hoarse voice when sick

BTS reaction to another member being close to their pregnant wife

 BTS reaction to finding out you are rich

BTS reaction to finding their s/o’s blog/youtube channel

BTS reaction to you being jealous of their makeup stylist

BTS reaction to you accidentally turning them on

BTS reaction to you back-hugging them sleepily

BTS reaction to finding their pregnant wife dancing

➺ BTS reaction to you never going out

BTS reaction to their s/o having a big port wine stain

BTS reaction to another MC saying something bad about their s/o

BTS reaction to their s/o being embarrassed to receive skinship

BTS reaction to meeting your parents for the first time

BTS reaction to their s/o fainting on stage

BTS reaction to doing a kiss scene

BTS reaction to their s/o being physically disabled

BTS reaction to finding your ideal type

BTS reaction to you singing one of their songs

BTS reaction to their s/o’s acceptance speech

➺  BTS reaction to you attempting suicide

BTS reaction to finding out you’re bisexual

BTS reaction to you buying a goat

BTS reaction to a song written about their past relationship

➺ BTS reaction to becoming parents as a teenager

BTS reaction to you being a cuddly drunk

BTS reaction to their little sister doing scandalous things on sc

BTS reaction to finding a fanfiction of another member

BTS reaction to you coming out as asexual

BTS reactioon to believing in aliens

BTS reaction to their s/o being a translator

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o pranking them

BTS reaction to a big age gap

BTS reaction to you writing a sentimental song

BTS reaction to a reality show with their child

BTS reaction to overhearing their crush crying

BTS reaction to their younger brother disrespecting them

BTS reaction to you finding them making pancakes in their boxers

BTS reaction to their s/o being a great choreographer

BTS reaction to an asthma attack

BTS reaction to fans not liking you because you act like Tae

BTS reaction to their s/o wanting to shave their stubble

BTS reaction to their s/o asking them to take their virginity

BTS reaction to their s/o’s comback towards haters

BTS reaction to ‘50 shades of black’

BTS reaction to you being a backup dancer for another group

 BTS reaction to seeing you cry for the first time

 BTS reaction to you having menstrual pain

❀ BTS Group Texts ❀

➺ Jimin comments on your Father’s Day post

 ➺  Hoseok, Namjoon, and Jungkook fight for your attention and find out you’re dating Yoongi

➺  The boys comfort you after finding out your boyfriend cheated

Finally meeting their foreign friend

➺  Confronting you about drinking and doing drugs

➺  Them being cute to make you happy after rejection

➺  Finding out you’re a top supermodel

➺  Worrying about their younger sister

➺  Collabing with BTS

➺  Bad puns

➺  They get jealous of you being a fan of INFINITE

➺  Poly relationship with Yoonmin

➺  They come to you about their insecurities

➺  They worry about you when you’re stressed and miss them

➺  You want cuddles and kisses

➺  You’re being followed so you text them

➺  Them finding out you’re pregnant from the hospital

➺  Poly relationship with Taekook

➺  The boys talk you out of suicide

➺  They find out you’ve been sneaking out to the studio to make music

➺  Your parents find out you’re in a poly relationship with Yoonseok

Asking Yoongi and Hoseok to be in a poly relationship

➺  Yoongi and Jimin confess to you 

➺  The boys wonder why you don’t audition for a company

➺  You break your leg and the boys worry about you

 Vkook gets jealous (poly relationship)

  They find your chibi drawings of Yoongi

They ask about you speaking Patois

 Confronting them about the ‘DNA’ teasers

❀ BTS Snapchats ❀

 ➺ Supportive snapchats from their S/O’s story

➺  Goodnight snapchats

➺  They miss you while on tour

❀ Maknae/Hyung Line ❀

➺  Anxiety attacks [Maknae Line] [Hyung Line]

➺  Making them feel better about their looks [Hyung Line]

➺  You’re insecure about your weight [Hyung Line]

➺  Mental breakdown over your scars *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon] [Min Yoongi/Kim Seokjin]

➺  Pregnant from a rape that happened while they were on tour *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi] [KIm Seokjin/Kim Namjoon]

➺  You get into a fight with them [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] | Part Two [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

➺  You’re on your period and you ask them to get you things [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

❀ Kim Taehyung ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Taking your bra on tour

➺  Confesses to stop you from going on blind date

➺  Taehyung is dating a black girl and she rants about anti-blackness in the kpop community

➺  The boys try to get you and Taehyung together

❀ Kim Namjoon ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Jealous over Namjoon’s Tinashe lockscreen

➺  Protective older brother

➺  Fluffy texts with Namjoon

➺  The boys try and get you and Namjoon together

➺  Best friend Namjoon confesses

❀ Kim Seokjin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Cupcake and chicken thieves

➺  Daily best friend texts

➺  Older brother Jin doesn’t approve of your relationship

➺  His way of implying it

➺  Jin gets jealous of Yoongi

❀ Park Jimin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Outfit opinions

➺  Awkward situations

➺  Fuckboy Jimin

❀ Jung Hoseok ❀ 

➺  Morning texts

➺  “Are you calling me a liar?”

➺  You getting a puppy instead of a bunny

➺  He makes you feel better when you are on your period

❀ Min Yoongi ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  “I sent those over a year ago”

➺  Yoongi lamely confesses in the wrong chat

➺  “I want…”

➺  Your dad finds weed in your room

➺  Yoongi acts cute to get your attention

➺  Yoongi gets jealous of Taehyung

➺  Yoongi having an Armenian girlfriend

❀ Jeon Jungkook ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  You and only you

➺  Saying how much you love each other

➺  Acting cute to get your attention

➺  You try to set Jungkook up on a date, but he accidentally confesses [PT 2]

➺  The boys give Jungkook horrible advice

Got7 as dads

A/n: I thought this would be so cute bc who doesn’t love imagining their favs as dads???? Anyways enjoy!!

Mark:

• soccer/softball Dad™

• will get your kids riding bikes and walking as quick as he can

• treasures every single moment with them

• if your kid is interested in a sport he will do everything in his power to coach it

• doesn’t matter if he likes the sport or not

• if your kid likes it he LOVES it

• super passionate about making sure your kids do well in school

• “if this gets to be too much just know you can quit whenever”

• a lovely and understanding Dad

• would rather you be the one to drive the kids and friends around bc he can be awk sometimes and you’re “really good at it”

• he can sweet talk his way into getting anything from his kids tbh

• like you honestly wonder how they listen to him every. single. time.

• you start to think he has some magic or is paying them bc WOW

• your kids friends like him a lot, he’s “the cool dad”

• this makes him v v happy

• overall: A+++ Dad that loves you guys so much

Originally posted by tuanpumpkins

Jaebum:

• the Hot Dad™

• I feel bad for your daughter(s)/son(s)

• your daughters friends are gonna fawn all over him

• and your sons girlfriends are really gonna reevaluate their lives

• just a LITTLE overprotective sometimes

• doesn’t let his daughter get a boyfriend till like late high school bc “boys are dangerous”

• “but Dad you’re a boy”

• he’s only protective bc he loves your kids a lot and he doesn’t want anything to happen to them

• you gotta talk some sense into him sometimes bc if it was up to him his kids would never leave the house in anything less than a full head to toe suit

• especially his lil girl

• god bless your daughter(s)

• overall a good Dad but just controlling and sometimes can’t control his anger

• thankfully he’s been working on it and is much better than before

• loves your lil family like crazy and wouldn’t trade you guys for anything

Originally posted by igot7-love


Jinyoung:

• the PTA Dad™

• the one that carpools his kids friends around whenever

• also known as the 2nd mom

• won’t hesitate to go to the school board if he feels kids aren’t being treated right

not the first time he’s done it

• everyone loves him

• can be embarrassing

• drives around in the minivan with the windows down playing old school music

• drops off your kids and yells that he loves them w/ the window rolled down yikes

• will definitely run your kids the project they forgot at home so they don’t get an F

• has good intentions

• def will talk shit about your teachers with you bc he agrees that “Mrs. Lee totally has favorites”

• will be very proud of how well his kids do in school and will def brag about them

• overall really supportive and loving, you’re lucky to have such an amazing father to your children

Originally posted by got7pics

you’re mark and coco is your kid


Jackson:

• another soccer/softball Dad™

SPORTS

• really involved with his kids athletics

• he couldn’t wait to help coach your sons basketball team and your daughters softball team

• for most dads that would be too much to handle but not him

• he’s “super dad” as he puts it

• smoothies for everyone after the games

• some of your daughters friends have a crush on him

• it’s cute when you notice their blushing, Jackson is literally oblivious to it

H E A L T H Y

• y'all eat so damn healthy and organic

• he will sign all of you up for gym memberships

• when the kids get old enough yall will take family gym trips and it’s so cute

• parks are also a big deal

• like fresh air >>>

• he really is that sports dad

• will encourage his kids to do tons of sports in high school

• you gotta tell him to chill bc academics are just as important if not more

• “oh you’re right, listen to your mom kids”

• pretty understanding of a lot

• rarely yells/punishes your kids bc “they are just so cute”

• you’re the bad cop most of the time sorry

• altogether, a very loving, healthy and supporting Dad good job

Originally posted by marksonislovely


Youngjae:

• the fun field trip Dad™

• literally EVERYONE wishes he was their dad too

• always has snacks at the ready

• will feed any child, doesn’t matter if they are his or not

• the one that makes sure their group gets all the work done before having fun

• helps with big school projects even if they don’t need it

• also a lil embarrassing but he really doesn’t mean to be

• sometimes you’ll have to pull him aside and tell him to give your kids some time with their friends

• “but they were having fun?”

• “just trust me babe”

• will let your kids date in like the beginning of high school

• tries to intimidate boys but sometimes it doesn’t work

• takes him a hot minute to actually accept people your kids date bc

• “nobody is good enough for my kids”

• the innocent Dad too

• def won’t hesitate to buy your kids a puppy or three if they ask

• your kids take advantage of his kindness sometimes

• he really doesn’t notice and feels bad when he makes a decision w/o consulting you

• a sweet and sentimental dad, truly one that is worth treasuring bc this man is a dime

Originally posted by softseong


Bambam:

that Dad™

• will pick your kid up from school in the bright red lambo

• spoils them to no end bc as he says “yolo”

• you hit him when he says that

• Christmas is a big deal in your house, like shit yall need two trees bc all the presents “santa” has gotten everyone

• if your daughter asks for something she’ll more than likely get it

• lowkey highkey tries to outdo the other dads

• if someone else brings their kid flowers

• he’ll bring his kid flowers and a new charm bracelet

• is protective as well but not nearly as bad as JB

• lets his kids date in like middle school

• will probably have the sex talk with your son, you’ll definitely hit him for how he explained it

• surprisingly a really caring dad, he can be strict but not too bad

• what a lucky girl you are, people will be wishing they were apart of your family

Originally posted by got7lparadise

Yugyeom:

• dance recital dad™

• such a cheerleader for his kiddos

• not the coach type but will definitely hype them up in the stands

• “babe sit down you’re gonna embarrass them!”

• “YOU GO GIRL FAKE EM OUT YOU GOT THIS

• will buy them ice cream after

• is so excited when your kid expresses an interest in dance

• will sign them up for classes as soon as legally possible

• gets so excited when the parents are allowed to stay and watch the rehearsal

• will try and keep up with the lil tots but finds it way harder than anticipated

imagine big ol’ giraffe boy tryna learn baby choreo and literally tripping over his own feet

will hold little shows in your living room bc he’s so proud

• such a stage Dad!

• gives your kids pep talks before they go on

• brings huge bouquets of flowers to give to them afterwards

• doesn’t matter if they can hold them or not

• such an amazing dad that loves your babies to pieces and will probably want like a million of them so get ready girl

Originally posted by noirahgase

150 (so far...) reasons to ship McDanno

Hi! Today I bring a gift to the McDanno fandom, courtesy of a lovely fan I met on twitter, @elsitaa, who asked me for a little help on a very nice project she had: watch every episode of Hawaii Five-0 and write of a list of all the reasons to ship McDanno. Season after season, she sent me a list and, believe me, after seven season the list was VERY long, but we managed to sort-out all the reasons and pick those that seemed more important to us. Now the list counts 150 reasons to ship McDanno, but this is most of all a wish for the show to make this list much, much longer.Now, I’m posting the list for you, and you are absolutely welcome to comment on it, add your reasons to ship McDanno, if you don’t find them in the list, pick your favorite reasons on the list or even, if you have the skills, make a video about it: feel free to use the list. It’s really just a way to celebrate this wonderful story of love and wish it the best, happiest evolution.

REASONS TO SHIP MCDANNO (150, so far… here’s to many more!)

1. The first meeting: sparks flying immediately and, most of all, the fact that fate brought them to each other in the worst time of their lives to give each other a reason to be happy again. 

2. Steve starting Five-0 because he found something, or better someone, in that garage: Danny Williams. 

3. Carguments (lovers’ quarrels) since day one. 

4. “Book’em, Danno”, a term of endearment. 

5. Steve’s gift to Danny and Grace to spend some quality time together: three nights at the Kahala Hotel. Just the first of many gifts that show how much they care for each other. 

6. “We are partners”. 

7. Grace telling Steve her dad talks a lot about him. Steve being delighted about it. 

8. Steve talking to the Governor to help Danny when Rachel threatened to bring Danny to court to change the custody deal so Danny couldn’t spend time with Grace. 

9. “Maybe you are not as alone here as you think, Danno”. 

10. “How long you two been married?”, something they have been asked a lot throughout the years. 

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