for the love of johnlock

anonymous asked:

Sherlock asking Irene for tips on anal

Sherlock : So..um 

Irene : Hey virgin gay nerd !

Sherlock : Let’s cut to the chase..

Irene : OH MY GOD YOU ARE GETTING LAID TONIGHT !

Sherlock : I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING !

Irene : You dumbass, I am The Woman . I know everything.

Irene : Not actually. I asked John.

Sherlock :

Irene : So yeah. Don’t forget the lube.

Sherlock : I know.

Irene : And breathe. Don’t forget to breathe.

Sherlock : I know that as well.

Irene : It’s gonna hurt a little. Unless he is teeny weeny.

Sherlock : John is not tiny .

Irene : Is it ? how big? ^^

Sherlock : WE are not talking about John’ penis.

Irene : Don’t call it penis in bed you dickhead. Say cock, dick, manhood, joystick, magic wand.

Sherlock : Thank you for you help. And by help I mean utter uselessness.

Irene: Don’t forget to scream a lot ! People like that stuff.

Sherlock : This conversation ends here.

Irene : Best wishes on getting your ass pounded you giraffe.

Sherlock : Let’s never talk again.

♫ Donde Estas, Yolanda? ♫

Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda?
Que pasó, que pasó, Yolanda?
Te busqué, te busqué, Yolanda,
Y no estas, y no estas, Yolanda.


Where are you, where are you, Yolanda ?
What happened, What happened, Yolanda ?
I looked for you, I looked for you, Yolanda
and you’re not there, you’re not there, Yolanda.


La luz de tu mirada,
El fuego de tus labios,
Flecharon a mi pecho, 
Y de ti me enamoré.


The sparkle in your eye
the fire of your lips
conquered my heart and I fell in love with you.


REALLY? JOHNLOCK CONFIRMED.

i’m just gonna like make a general post b4 anyone starts following me for iasip content: i love johnlock and tjlc so don’t follow me if you think you’re cool and above that? nice that that’s sorted

youtube

I am crying right now. 

(NOT my video, but I needed to share because it is one of the most beautiful I’ve seen so far)

The owner is Dale Pike and you can find the video on Youtube: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xePPOO0Y4tg