for the fangirl

Most YA Novels VS Sarah J Maas Novels
  • Katniss: I'm really not that pretty.
  • Peeta: Your so beautiful.
  • Tris: I'm not pretty.
  • Four: I love your haircut, and you're gorgeous to me.
  • Clary: I'm not beautiful, or pretty, I'm just cute.
  • Jace: You're the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on.
  • Aelin: I'm the most stunning being to ever grace this freaking planet.
  • Rowan: Yeah babe, even the bakery down the street heard you yell that.
  • Normal Person: School is over and this summer I'll go out with my friends all the time.
  • Me: Go out? No way! I have to read all the books on my endless tbr.
  • Me : *is the messiest person in the entire world*
  • Me : *never cleans anything and is totally cool with it*
  • Me : *does not give a shit about things being messy*
  • Also me : WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON MY BOOKSHELF ISN'T PERFECTLY TIDY AND NEAT AND MY BOOKS ARE ALL PUT IN THE WRONG ORDER LIKE THERE WAS A REAL LOGIC HERE AND NOW THIS IS SO MESSY HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE I NEED TO FIX THIS NOW CAUSE I'M HYPERVENTILATING AND I MIGHT DIE OF ANXIETY

HARLEY/IVY fangirl starter pack:

  • flower crowns
  • an mp3 file of Joan Jett’s Crimson and Clover
  • red and green lipstick
  • a credit card that you stole from a billionaire
  • matching white underwear
  • multiple cute pics of yourself (if you have a partner, include pictures of them as well); for maximum affect, place them on your fridge so that everyone else can see them too
  • gardening gloves
  • a picture of Joker with the eyes gouged out
  • sparkly jewelry
  • a chemistry textbook; to fully unlock this item, you must scribble anti-Batman drawings on at least 90% of its pages
  • floral-scented perfume (made without real flowers, of course)
  • cash

(requested by @ivysclowneyprincess)

Jules Rules

Why @outside-the-government is The Literal Greatest™

  • She’s a goddamn genius.
  • Actual healer, actual hero.
  • One of the most genuine people I’ve ever met.
  • Inspires me every damn day, with her words, with her wisdom, with her knowledge, with her indomitable spirit and untempered encouragement. 
  • Pyromaniac ;)
  • The backbone of this community. Perhaps I’m biased because she was the first to reach out to me, but I truly believe that this corner of the fandom has one of the most welcoming and inclusive atmospheres on the internet, and I truly believe that it’s JULES who sets that tone for us. 
  • Does badass things like snow skiing and rhythmic gymnastics.
  • Gives excellent advice. Also a good listener.
  • Knows. Her. Shit. 
  • Has a profound understanding of character (both actual and imaginary), which leads me to believe that she is observant, perceptive, inquisitive, and sensitive.  
  • Literal Gay Scientist™ **
  • Kind. Like, undeniably, honestly, no-pretenses-or-bullshit kind.
  • Is well on her way to being PUBLISHED (holy shit) *standingfuckingovationjuliathatisbeyondawesome*
  • Cool, calm, collected. The ultimate role model. Reminds me a bit of the sea, and I mean that in the best way.
  • Kickass writer.
  • Incredibly patient, understanding, empathetic, and accommodating. 
  • Fun. For lack of a better descriptor, Jules is a whole lot of fun, you guys.

Happy birthday, Jules, you wonderful woman, you. You’re a marvel and a treasure, and I could not imagine this corner of the internet without you. 

FOR THE REST OF YOU - I’d like to encourage you to add on to this list. Reblog, tell me (and Jules) what I missed. Let’s show this sensational lady some mad love. Nobody deserves it more.

** Jules, dear, I know you’re pan. I just… wanted to say Literal Gay Scientist really really bad. Seriously, crack me over the head if that’s not okay.