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Vlad is not fond of sleep, but due to his vessel there are times where he must and not stick to just creeping in shadows to conserve energy.  Times are when options to get blood are few and far between or even banned, it affects him both mentally and psychically-- like his hands  ,  a slowly disheveling look, or the vacancy in his eyes, exhaustion on his brow. He’s prone to lapse when tired. Sometimes it’s best to just sleep. On long droughts, he can be caught resting in his chair, or if truly asleep passed out in it or over his desk.  As one can imagine, a coffin would suffice best, but only out of his right mind. He rarely sleeps peacefully,regardless.

He suffers from terrible nightmares that blur the line between his realities and delusions. Berserker acknowledges them as dreams but doubts his own judgement from time to time and even concerns over his master seeing those horrors, or worse– being harmed by them. This is why he makes the player the scapegoat plush so that it may jump and sacrifice itself for them should anything try to hurt them in their sleep. These nightmares can range from Dracula -esque and all the myths’ monsters to twisted and skewed memories, including his own impalement, to even fears and shames. With Legend of Dracula active he can’t escape it, nor the sleep paralysis that grips him upon awakening when lying on his back. Even without a coffin, he hates sleeping on the bed.  The presence and anxiety is only worsened with his state of mind. It does not help that he sleeps during the day and awakens from those dark, haunted places to a darkened room in the evening.  If disturbed he tends to lurch or lash out depending on the type of dream. It is best to leave him be if he’s on his back as it could be quiet dangerous.  But after he wakes, he is often to be at his most low emotionally– vulnerable, wearied,  defeated

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are very happy that their dormitory is in a tower. Most of the windows can be climbed out of and they pull themselves onto the roof. They don’t do it like the Gryffindors do, for bravery, but for solitude. There is an unspoken rule that if a Ravenclaw sees another Ravenclaw on the roof, they don’t talk. On the roof or afterwards. It’s a safe space. Sometimes it’s where Ravenclaws be the teenagers they are and smoke, while sometimes it’s a peaceful place to just read. If a Ravenclaw is sitting on the roof crying, any other Ravenclaw, friend or not, will go and sit on the roof with them until they calm down. And another unspoken rule is that if someone sat on the roof and cried more than twice in a week, they have to talk to someone about it, a friend, a professor, or Madam Pomfrey. This is what once led a third year Ravenclaw to march a first year Gryffindor, who had somehow made his way on the roof of Ravenclaw Tower, to Professor McGonagall. He thought he was in trouble, but became very confused when he was simply asked how he felt.

wait is lance left or right handed? i’m serious i literally have no clue.

i searched up lance’s bayard for references and ?? i’m so confused because the screenies all seem to be switching between him holding the gun with his left and right hand.

here he’s holding the place where the trigger normally is with his left hand

but official art has him carrying it with his right.

left again

and here he’s using his right hand

so is he ambidextrous or did the animators just. not pay attention lmao (wouldnt blame them tbfh)

eh no matter what the truth is ambidextrous lance is my new headcanon

luke skywalker canonically grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, space and you hooligans are tryin to convince me that this sunshine boy wouldn’t say “y’all” in his everyday speak bless your lying hearts 

Things sleep deprived Tim has done

- fell down the stairs in the batcave and manor.
- Argued that life forms existed on other planets all while Kon was next to him…
- Put the milk in the cupboard to Alfred’s horror.
- Almost fell off a few buildings. The boy just need bubble wrap around him.
- Tried driving a car but had no keys. He was still able to hot wire it though.
- Got convinced that Jason was still dead and he was seeing a ghost. Jason might have thought of that one.
- Slipped on a banana peel. Stephanie just wanted to see if it actually worked.
- Ate many questionable food items. His nacho and m&m creation still brings others nightmares.
- Referred to Dick as the fashion diaster.
- Chugged a whole pot of coffee like it was water.
- Fell asleep in Titus’s dog bed.

anonymous asked:

I bet Ahsoka and Anakin had a secret handshake

this is absolutely canon, if you don’t think that anakin and ahsoka did a convoluted 5 minute long handshake after every mission that ended with them simultaneously flipping off obi wan (that was a later addition, mostly because obi wan was always sighing loudly next to them when they were doing it ) then idk what to tell you except You’re Wrong

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A stress relief comic based on this idea by @klanced because I love it to bits and i wanted to be super self indulgent again

Please excuse any inconsistencies regarding how the voyager records work etc! I’m bad with this kinda stuff and this is really just a stress reliever

“I wish there were more animated characters who are nonbinary/gender nonconforming or have an ambiguous sex”

Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Apos (RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne)

Crona (Soul Eater)

Chara & Frisk (Undertale)

Stevonnie (Steven Universe)

BMO (Adventure Time)

Hey whatever you’re doing right now is important and all, but we need to talk about a Fake AH Crew AU where Ryan introduces Meg to the rest of the crew

At this point they are all still kinda scared of Ryan. He’s the freaking Vagabond, like shit my dudes. They’ve been working together for long enough though that Ryan has shown them his face a few times but they are still more than a bit scared of him.

They’re about to rob a place with a very specific and unique uniform and need to blend in. They’ve tried to get the uniforms through their usual connections but it just isn’t happening. They’re just about to ready to give up when Ryan quietly informs that he knows someone who could help them.

So, that evening they get into their car and Ryan drives them into the trendy side of the city and to an apartment building. The other guys are a bit “?????” because this definitely doesn’t look like a place they usually do business at. Also, anyone Ryan has connections to has to be a real bad guy so this seems…off.

They get to a door and before Ryan even knocks the door is opened by this petite girl with purple hair that goes “Rye-Rye!” and just hugs the dude. The others freeze because, like does this girl know that Ryan once broke someones wrist when they touched him without permission?

And then they pretty much piss themselves with fear because this girl just straight up reaches for Ryan’s mask and pulls it off. She’s like “You know I hate that you wear that thing all the time. You know it’s really shitty for your skin. You’ve been using that cream I gave you, right?” 

And they are even more shocked when the fucken Vagabond just looks nervous and goes “….I’ve used it a bit.” and seems to shrink when this tiny girl glares at him.

So they go inside and they all instantly like Meg, but are also a bit confused about how this friendship or whatever it is between these two unlikely companions started. They start discussing it, and by discussing it I mean wildly speculating in groupchat, about how these two could have met. Michael is sure they’ve pulled a heist together, Jeremy is suggesting that maybe Ryan saved Meg from bad people, Geoff is suggesting that Meg saved Ryan from bad people, Gavin thinks the girl is cute, and Jack is mostly just impressed with the room decor.

Ryan and Meg have a very casual banter going on as Ryan explains what the costumes they need are and even laughs a couple of times after which Michael fills the chat with about 243 question marks. The girl seems to think that making elaborate outfits is easy, but hey, Ryan has to know what he’s doing if he trusts this girl. Meg also assures them with a laugh that she had recreated harder to make outfits before.

So they eventually start to relax a bit, and can’t help but to notice that this Ryan is basically a different person than the one they know. The guy they know likes sharpening knives, this one is changing the lightbulbs in Meg’s kitchen because she can’t reach them.

Meg is taking their measures when Jack oh-so-casually asks how she and Ryan met. “At an anime convention.”, she answers like it’s the most normal thing in the world to make friends with someone on the FBI’s most wanted list at an anime convention. Geoff laughs so hard that he pees his pants.

And that is how Meg meets the Fake AH Crew. 

SHIRO DIDNT REMEMBER MATT

Okay hear me out. He obviously remembered his best friend but like, how long had he gone without him after he sacrificed himself.

I mean when he met Pidge he didn’t think “Hey you look like someone I know” or when he saw the picture of Pidge and Matt he didn’t think “Wait I know them” SO DID HE FORGET WHAT MATT LOOKED LIKE. Guys what he was without him for so long he had forgotten what he looked like. What if he didn’t remember until Pidge said she was Sam’s daughter. He finally remembers how Matt looks. He can remember the terrified look on the boy when they were running from the craft, he remembers the worry marks on his sleeping face when he got knocked out.

Can you imagine after a long day he goes to Pidge’s room just to see her. And they just sit until he asks to see the picture of Matt. She shows it to him and he breathes a sigh of relief. When she asks why he is relieved he replies with tears in his eyes.

“I’d thought I’d forgotten what he looked like again.”

Stephanie and Duke making comments when the whole family is together. Its like sports commentaries mixed with comedy.
- Bruce is going to go for the I am your father excuse.
- Oh look someone is broody. Shocker.
- Here Dick does more flips then needed.
-Stats are two blows to Tim. Luckily he landed one on Damian.
- Here is the classic I died once reason from Jason.
- Silent but deadly Cass is up next.
- Omg a new one, harper and luke teamed up to over throw Bruce.
- Barbara just pulled in the argument with statics.
- Kate in the win with side comments.
- and Alfred with the win in sass.

but can we talk about how damn surprised Jack’s not to see Bitty on the wing of the plane.

Thirdy: soooo… does he do this often?
Jack: oh, every third flight or so. You’re usually asleep.

Marty: hey, hey kiddo. Your boyfriend’s on the wing again.
Tater: *presses face against glass and makes doofy faces at Bitty*
Snowy: I’m pretty sure I saw a Twlight Zone episode about this… classic Twilight Zone, not the remake…