SAMMY HAD A ONE DIRECTION DREAM PART 85?
Ok so this dream was a doozy.
I was in my local Harris Teeter (for those of you who have no idea what that is, it’s a grocery store), and all of the sudden I am SHOCKED because guess what song starts playing?
If you guessed Love Me Goodbye YOU’RE RIGHT and
OH MAN I started jamming in that grocery store, belting to the heavens when HARRY STYLES SHOWS UP. And I didn’t want to be annoying, so I pretended like he wasn’t there, and walked by him (still belting Love Me Goodbye, mind you), and I guess
he didn’t like it?
HE TRIPPED ME? AND I FELL ON MY FUCKING FACE?
After that, I got really upset and ran away crying. And then I said “fuck that, where is that little piece of bum crumb” and I HUNTED THAT CURLY HEADED TIT DOWN. He was hiding from me. He knew he was in trouble.
We sat across from eachother, staring at eachother. When out of nowhere, Harry says to me “you have a greasy forehead, fuck you.”
My jaw drops.
I point my finger in his perfect little face and say “YOUR FOREHEAD IS GREASY, FUCK YOU!”
He grins, and we high five. And then we become texting buddies and we planned to go swimming the following weekend.