for serious

Did I mention I’ve been watching the gay skating anime?

Questions of doooom
  1. First of al, how old are you?
  2. Gender?
  3. Interested in?
  4. How many relationships have you had?
  5. Do you regret any of them?
  6. Do you flirt a lot?
  7. Ever get rejected?
  8. Do you get jealous of other couples?
  9. Fallen for someone who is already in a relationship?
  10. Do you worry about what affect an ex will have on someone or yourself?
  11. Interested in anyone/dating at the moment ;)?
  12. Have you ever had an terrible fight with a partner?
  13. Did it get physical?
  14. Ever been in an abusive relationship?
  15. If so, how did it end?
  16. Lighter question: Do you think fate brings people together?
  17. Quick, what’s your favorite drink off the top of your head?
  18. Are you the kind of person who looks up horoscopes to see if you would be compatiable with someone?
  19. Have you ever gone after someone out of anger?
  20. How easy is it to make you angry?
  21. Has the above ever hurt friendships, or made them stronger?
  22. Define what a friend is to you.
  23. Do you think people misjudge you? If so, how?
  24. Quick, favorite constellation and why.
  25. Alternitely do you think you misjudge people?
  26. Do you have hobbies that you are shy to talk about?
  27. Do you prefer animals or people?
  28. How many chances do you tend to offer if mistakes are made?
  29. Quick, peppers or mushrooms?
  30. How do you walk when out in public?
  31. Do you tend to hold grudges, or let people off?
  32. Do you find it hard to explain yourself, or are you straight to the point?
  33. Are you religious at all?
  34. Do you think religion is a good or bad thing?
  35. Quick, name your least favorite sound.
  36. Do you believe in helping everyone who asks for help?
  37. How easy is it to make friends with you?
  38. Do you keep secrets from friends?
  39. Is it okay to lie to friends, whether for their own good or not?
  40. Are you a good liar?
  41. Quick, favorite quote.
  42. How often do you laugh?
  43. Is humor a trait you constantly seek out in others?
  44. Do you think it’s alright to be immature now and then?
  45. What’s the most comfortable way for you to meet people?
  46. Quick, favorite time of day.
  47. Are you a neat freak or a slob?
  48. Do you think more on the future, or the past?
  49. Last question, are you happy with who you are?
Just a thought

I really, really, really, really hate it when people say that asexuals who masturbate are not asexual, but autosexual.

Autosexual is a term used to describe people who are sexually attracted to themselves.

Unless I’m looking in the mirror thinking, “Yeah, I’d hit that,” in a very literal, non-affirming sense, then I am not autosexual. I’m not all like, “Man, I just want to get down with myself, because I’m so into myself.”

It’s just one more way people say, “Asexuality isn’t real. You are incapable of labeling your own experience. I’m going to come up with a different one for you.”

I always laugh when people tag or comment on my NSFW stories with, “Omg, I feel so embarrassed/ashamed for reading and enjoying this…” and I’m sitting there like, “I wrote the thing, I can verily assure you that the embarrassment and shame I felt was much, much more severe than yours.”