for selfie sake


went out last night for a friends birthday for hotpot and sake!!! 

may have ate and drank too much but I’m still a mermaid

  • me: i feel ugly today.
  • the world: don't say you're ugly, there are people who wish they looked like you! don't put yourself down. you are perfect.
  • me: i feel super pretty today and, look, i took selfies because of it and i think they came out really pretty too!
  • the world: ummmmmm, calm down and don't be a cocky, vain bitch, please. sure, you're pretty, but you're not a fucking goddess so shut up and be humble. thanks.
  • me: literally fuck all of you.

selfie time with Benjamin! with a wild Ezequiel appearing in the bg. this is part of a little art exercise i’m doing to help me get in the habit of drawing bgs. it won’t go on for a long time. but if ya wanna follow along you can follow Benjamin on twitter. Das right bronanas, Benji has a twitter. Where he’ll be posting selfies for the sake of getting me to d R A W. 

edit: can’t believe i forgot Z’s tattoo. 


Okay so toastyhat tagged me in this aesthetic meme where you make a post showing your ~aesthetic~ with nothing but pictures you already have on your computer and I was like there is no way I have enough pictures on my computer to do this but WOW I TOTALLY DID.


Hmmmmmm if you’re reading this and you’re not sitting up straight you are TAGGED HA GOTCHA 

It is the year 2065, awards season is in full swing. A lifetime achievement statuette is being presented to renowned egalitarian and producer/director Ian Somerhalder. The presenter is his lifelong friend and renaissance woman, Katerina Graham.

Backstage, he bumps into an old friend who he has not seen since his halcyon days working on the Vampire Diaries: It is Nina Dobrev.

They smile at each other. So much time and life separates them now. “Selfie, for old times’ sake?” he offers.

Her eyes widen, the delicate wrinkles around them crinkling. “Are you sure it’s… safe?”

“It’s been fifty years. I’ve been married to Nikki for almost as long, and I see pictures of you and a different young man every week. We are respected artists, legends some would even say. Surely we are past all that.”

They take the selfie and he posts it on twitter, assured that the world is a gentler, more mature place now.

He is wrong.

Within seconds the tweets pour in. “NIAN LIVES OMG MY FEELS!!!” cries @delenasarmpit. “I KNEW IT, I KNEW THEYVE BEEN SECRETLY TOGETHER ALL THIS TIME” rants @damondieswithoutelena.

Ian immediately posts a picture of himself and Nikki on the red carpet, in an attempt to control the damage, but within 5 minutes there are a thousand angry replies, most of them calling his wife of fifty years a stupid bitch.

One of them is from Matt Davis, who will swear upon all that is holy to other people that he was being ironic and you are just too crazy to appreciate it.

Ian realizes his mistake, but it’s too late. The nightmare is reborn.


Lately I’ve been thinking. What is it that makes anonymous people look at my blog and go “gosh she has a lot of self-esteem, we should attack it!”
It seems akin to attacking the strongest part of a structure. I mean I run a selfie blog for noodles sake… it’s just pictures of me.

What I’ve come down to is that either they look at someone who is relatively successful in life - who by all means should be worse off than them, and feel threatened, causing them to lash out…or they’re just not exactly master strategists.

Either way I’m happy they are going for me who has confidence to spare, instead of my sweet marshmallow fluff followers who deserve love and protection ❤❤