for reals though its super annoying

anonymous asked:

Do you still do headcanons? If you do, could you tell me abt middle school pidge


  • I don’t want to shoehorn Pidge’s character and say she was a gamer gremlin but like… Pidge is a gremlin.
    • “What’s up scrublords.”
  • I feel like Pidge was Exceedingly Self-Aware but then she fell down the irony rabbithole
    • Pidge: I’m just being ironic
    • Matt: But… Katie… where does it end?
    • Pidge: (crying) help me
  • She went to Matt’s old middle school, which meant that Everyone knew she was THE younger sister of the Holy Father, the king of this nerdy middle school, the crown prince of NASA: Matthew Friggen Holt.
    • Every Single Teacher: ‘Holt?’ As in… ‘Matt Holt?’ Oh! Are you the Katie that Mattie was always talking about??
    • Pidge: (through gritted teeth) Yep…that’s… me…
  • Pidge: (comes home) Matt, I love you, but I hate you. How did you manage to charm the Home Ec teacher, you literally can’t even cook??
    • Matt: Oh, Mark’s still teaching? Ahhh, he was awesome. That wild son of a gun sure loved banana bread.
  • Honestly though it’s super annoying to be constantly compared to a sibling who went through the school system YEARS AGO… And it’s doubley sucky because Pidge and Matt actually have a lot of interests in common?? So Pidge couldn’t even go in her own real direction…
    • Pidge: UGH. Why are we so similar? Goddamn this family and its nerd genes.
    • Commander Holt: I know, being this scientifically inclined and gifted is such a burden :(
    • Pidge: There’s only one solution… Matt, I’m going to prove that I’m better at everything you love.
    • Matt: haha, k
  • Pidge probably realized she was gay due to Homestuck. Like, as a whole, there’s a lot to regret about Homestuck… but, it normalized a lot of LGBT+ things for me, and I’ll always be thankful for that.
    • Pidge: Homestuck taught me that it was okay to be gay.
    • Lance: Like… That’s literally such a great and awesome sentiment… But you’ve somehow made it, bad.
    • Hunk: Cursed sentence.
  • Middle schooler Pidge was probably a compulsive collector of gossip. Like, she can do absolutely nothing with this knowledge, but she still… Has to know. She was pretty much a third party to all the major drama that happened for no reason other than that she’s nosy lmao
  • Can you imagine the LENGTHS Pidge went to to get out of gym class, or to at least do the bare minimum?? Tbh Pidge probably climbed up the rope once and got stuck lol. That or she escaped through the ceiling boards lmaoo
    • One year through a LOT of misdirection Pidge was able to get her entire class out of the mile run. Her teacher just assumed they did it in September and the truth didn’t come out until June when they were supposed to run it again. But the entire point of the mile run is to compare your before/after times and if there’s no before time… (Pidge voice) then there’s no reason to run for an after time, is there???
    • Pidge was hailed a saint by her gym class for her brave efforts.
  • One day this random student brought a waffle maker to lunch and Pidge immediately sprinted over to 1. Get a waffle and 2. Fiddle with the machine until it was working at 200% capacity. They started a business, became best friends, and created a new unit of measurement: wpm (waffles per minute).
  • Pidge tragically faced the curse that all wlw shared… All her middle school crushes inevitably had boyfriends :(( Pidge could never catch a break. Even with the whirlwind romances that define middle school, she never managed to time it right. Rip.
Seventeen Hip-Hop Unit Highschool!au

Here’s the HipHop unit version of the highschool au thang, enjoy :3

Vocal Unit is here



- Is he a teasing flirt?

- Is he a squishy baby bear?

- Is he both? Is that possible?

- No one knows

- He’s not a gym person, he doesn’t really play any sports, but he’s still looks really fit and strong and his shoulders are all wide and buff, and his arms are buff, and he’s …We don’t know, he confuses everyone

- He touches your hair some when he’s being playful, and he likes to be super gentlemanly and carry your things for you and give you piggyback rides if your feet hurt and give you his jacket

- or sometimes he’ll just backhug you because ‘then everyone’s happy’

- He’s a joyful little bundle of riddles. But its also a little frustrating. It’s just confusing, okay


-          Quiet with strangers

-          But also approachable ..?

-          Super genuine and real

-          Can’t sing, knows it, does it anyway just to annoy people

-          Except when you walk in, then he gets all awks and quiet.

-          If you talk to him he’s probably just going to stutter and get really red and it’s adorable

-          Be gentle with him plz thanks

-          Also raps (sometimes its great and then sometimes it’s like smtm…   ………..BUT we don’t talk about that!! On to happier times!!)


-          Does he belong in the elementary school or the high school though? Askin’ the real questions

-          Papabear/babybear S.Coups brings him tissue packets

-          Mischievious trouble maker, teachers keep a close eye on him

-          Kind of how he keeps a close eye on you in a different sort of way *wiggles eyebrows aggressively

-          TEASE

-          Constantly trying to put you at a loss for words, And whenever he does, his smirk only intensifies and his face does that thing where he looks like a disney villain if that villain were simultaneously a seven year old who just put glue in some poor girl’s hair and a tall, broad shouldered young MAN MAN who just made a girl get all blushie :3 which is basically how his flirting goes, he’s either seven or a stud, no in between

-          Eyebrows

-          All the eyebrow raises, eyebrow quirks, eyebrow wiggles, all of that

-          Btw, did I mention smirks and eyebrows


-          Shy SHYYYY SHYYYYYYY boy *SECRET plays in the background

-          Sits in the back corner of the class and sometimes zones out and looks out the window but he doesn’t mean to, he’s just kinda spacey, but all the teachers are like D’awwww :3 we’ll let it slide because he’s a sweetie

-          Few friends, but they’re all the best and nicest people in the school

-          Gets super quiet and shy (even more than usual, which people didn’t know was possible)

-          But he also kind of lowkey takes care of you, like if you forgot a pencil, you don’t even have to ask anyone, he just notices immediately and hands you his and when you smile and say thank you he just lights up a little bit and feels all warm and fuzzy inside

-          All his friends notice but no one says anything because it’s so endearing and they worry that if anyone mentions it he’ll *shooop back into his shell


Now to update my masterlist, and after that back to Got7 shtuff