for real though wow how cute

anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)




-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!


-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”


-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”


-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down


- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”


- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis


- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”

Thank You? // Lee Donghyuck


the prompt: may I please make a request of Haechan. When the reader is a new person in school, but can only speak English (or something) and can only talk through Mark, but then, like he gets real sick of it and just wants to be able to get to know them better and strait up (tries) to learn English himself but sound broken but cute…

words: 445

category: drabble + fluff

author note: this one is long overdue and i’m sorry for the wait. even though it’s super short i rlly like how it turned out haha. also i lov donghyuck sm wow. pls enjoy!

- destinee

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7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.
43. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

@flyingfiremelon Enjoy! :) (this guy has hilarious gifs omf)

It’s a missconception that Hufflepuffs are all gentle flowers, who wanted no part in any imbalanced and tensed situations, they will get part in any situation, if they have to defend something they believe in, or someone they love.

But yes, pretty true that they are genuine and nice, openminded people, who weren’t too keen on the idea of fights in general. What the hell were you doing in Hufflepuff, that the question you mentally asked yourself when you yelled at Malfoy’s face in Potions, after reading his ridiculous little note with ‘Sub, baby? Wanna smush?’

True, you got minus 15 points for your House, but he was being a teasing jerk and you were fed up with his inappropriate flirting, and apparently so was Snape, because he sent you two out of the classroom, but of course, Malfoy got away just with detention.

You were frustrated, annoyed, you wanted to go there and punch him in the smirking face. He could get on anyone’s nerves, even on yours, and you had some iron patience. But no more of that shit.

“Malfoy, I swear, if you ever talk to me again in class, I’ll get your wand and stick it so far up your ass, you’ll have to get it out through your mouth!” - well that was a good one, you had to admit. And you didn’t even rehearse it. Ten points for team ‘I don’t give a fuck if a teacher heard me or not’ .

“Come on baby, what’s the problem?”- he asked with a sultry voice that made your blood boil. Not to mention how the looks he was constantly giving you were messing with your head and morals.

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice! Wait, I mean don’t talk to me- oh fuck it, Malfoy, you know what the hell I’m talking about!“ - you said grumpily, waving a finger very close to his beguiling face.

“I can’t help myself baby. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.” - For real Draco? Did he really had to start this shit again? But he was looking quite amused, obviously he was enjoying this way better then you, though it didn’t matter if you felt your insides tickle or something. Flattered? Please. Maybe. Who cares! NOt you.

“Wow, I’m impressed! How long did it take for you to think of this little pick up line?”- you clapped sarcastically as he made his way towards you, his hand got dangerously near your face, but just put a lock of your hair behind your ear. And then he whispered: “Not as long as it’ll take you to admit you think about the same thing.”

anonymous asked:

You always have super cute rarepair headcanons. Do you have any for Peter/Ned from Spiderman?


  • you know that text posts that’s lije “babe get ready for a night on the town, I just found a subway giftcard with 3 dollars on it” THAT’S THEM
  • like they TRY to go on dates but figuring out how that’s supposed to be different than just regular hanging out is awkward and confusing and DUMB tbh so they don’t even really think of themselves as ~going on dates~ it’s just more hanging out but sometimes there’s kissing
  • their first attempted date was at that Thai place and that one waiter was trying really hard to make it Ultra Romantic for them so he could score some points with May but all he really accomplished was making two small queer boys very sweaty and nervous
  • they do squeeze in a Real Date every once in a while, though. there was a super cute arcade they went to together, and obviously every new Star Wars movie is a Big Deal 
  • they keep calling each other “dude” and May think they’re ridiculous
    • Peter, talking to Karen at 3 AM: “She’s like ‘get a normal pet name for your boyfriend’ but it’s a term of endearment, you know?”
  • figuring out how to kiss was adorably awkward because like that’s… your best friend… and you wanna kiss them but like… what the fuck lmao.
    • and then what immediately followed was basically
      • “oh wow”
      • “yeah”
      • “nice”
      • “that was okay”
      • “okay?”
      • “I mean, you know, good”
      • “yeah”
      • “cool”
      • “cool”
      • “…”
      • “…”
      • “wanna do it again?”
      • “yeah!”
  • they don’t make out in public or anything but they’re v cuddly and in each other’s space. they spend a lot of time, which is maybe one of the ways that they end up distinguishing how hanging out is different now.
    • before: sitting on a couch playing video games four inches apart
    • now: sitting on the couch playing video games, Peter is sitting on Ned, Ned’s resting his chin on Peter’s shoulder
  • walking down the street, holding hands
    • both of them say “look, a dog!” and point with their free hands at the same time
    • it’s the same dog
    • they’re made for each other

anonymous asked:

Important question khat: who r ur top ten daddy af characters?

OH BOY THIS IS IMPORTANT…OMG THIS IS A HARD QUESTION GURL…Ok so I tried my best to vary from fandoms xD and also different actors as much as i could…but imma be real all of my baes are…and i did more than 10…lol



Sir Patrick (The moment he was on screen…My mind went “Daddy…” cause wow…and as weird as it is…That cane…that suit…and moustache is everything for me…)

Remus Lupin (I mean there’s a reason he’s “Professor Daddy” 😏 I mean he went from all cute and handsome to woah…my possi👌)

Norman (His arms…they blew my mind…and that raspy voice like wow…my possi 👌Ok but for reals though any of Stephen lang’s characters are DADDY…)

Negan (A+ Daddy cause that face and that attitude is everything 😏👌And that fancy ass scarf…)

Sandor (He might not be sure as to why I call him that but…he has a feeling of it 😏ps. Jorah, Baelish, Beric, Thoros, Tormund and so many more could fit in as well…just reminding y'all of how thirsty i am…)

Chibs (His face screams it…like no joke…well my possi screamed it when i first saw him)

Father Gabriel (A cute fluffy daddy 😊 like I just want to have ice cream with him…and then SMASH…)

Kraglin and Drax (The cuties i had to put them together cause im a cheater like that…)

Harald (I mean the hair, beard, and craziness was everything for me…like wow…my possi is ready…)

Bonuses : Davos (A literal daddy xD like it would be really cute to hear and see kids running up to him), Lucius and Snape (Daddy doms 😏), and all the others i wish i could put up here

anonymous asked:

i was thinking about the scene where Magnus gives Alec back his bow & quiver &is all 'idk how to use these' & i was thinking that Magnus is old af he definitely has been around since the bow &arrow was a commonly used weapon & i know he primarily uses magic but what if he's still trained with weapons? Like, can you imagine how many cute as heck archery competitions Malec would have if Magnus was good with a bow, they would get so competitive and flirty omg i didnt know i needed that til now

Wow, thanks, Anon, for making me all emo again. Because duh…. if this is not canon, I don’t know what is. Let’s be real, Magnus lived for centuries, so of course he knows how to use a bow. I am also pretty sure that, even though he might use magic when it comes to fighting on the battle field and all, he knows how to use other weapons as all. I mean, just look at him, being all bad ass, fierce eyes and body strained, but on the other hand those fluid movements? The elegant way when being deadly precise with that weapon of his choice?

Damn, give me bamf!Magnus all the time. The content I am here for.

But well, yeah, Magnus again trying to convince Alec that he has no idea how to use that bow like he did when they both played pool? So Alec leaning in, his chest against Magnus’ back, warm breath caressing Magnus’ ear while he helps Magnus to steady his posture and teach him how to hold that bow. While Magnus is trying very hard not to smile that fondly smile. Or grab Alec and throw him on the ground and kiss him senseless.

So he really tries to put on an unfazed expression, playing the oh so eager student who just wants to do it right. When Magnus finally shots that arrow and it hits right into the yellow ring. “Not that bad.”

Alec just stares, arms crossed. He shakes his head. “You did it again.” He tries to sound grimmly but Magnus sees that he is fighting back a grin.

“What are you talking about, my dear, Alexander?”

Alec huffs. “Shut up. I am going to get you another bow and then I wil teach you how to shot an arrow.”

Magnus beams. “Oh, Alexander. I didn’t know that you can play dirty.” He wiggles his brows.

Alec tilts his head. “You know, you are going to lose against me, right?”

Magnus’ lips curl into a sly smile. “Wanna bet?”

Alec rolls his eyes but he laughs. “Game on.”

Which leads to these two competitive shits shooting arrows until dawn comes. Neither wanna lose or declare defeat. Not until Magnus may or may not start to get Alec distracted with accidentally touching his arm and leaning into him and placing a soft kiss onto his neck. Alec may or may not miss but he grabs Magnus by his wrist and may or may not kiss him in the middle of the archery field. After some passionate kisses, they both agree to continue this tomorrow.

“I am still better at this, you know?” Alec says with so much pride and a gleeful smirk while tugging Magnus back into the institute.

Magnus chuckles. “Whatever you say, darling.”

Oh, he will teach that cheeky nephilim a lesson. Later. Tonight. In the bedroom. And Alec will be begging. This is gonna be so much fun. Magnus grins while entwining this fingers with Alec’s. Alexander Gideon Lightwood. The best thing that ever happened to him.

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite magical girl anime?

Oh wow, it’s impossible to pick just one, I watch so many! I’ve watched pretty much every single one, actually.

I’m basically like a magical girl in real life, so it’s good to keep up with how we’re represented~

Oh? Did you ever see Modako?

O-of course I did! It’s one of the best!

Super cute, huh? It’s a little too sweet for my tastes, though.

(Eh? I thought it was supposed to be-) A-ahaha! Y-yeah, it wasn’t a problem for me. I’m already the cutest, sweetest girl around, so things like that don’t bother me at all!

Ahh… maybe we could watch it together? If you don’t mind watching it again, of course. I’m sure I can make it through it if I have your smile for company.

Th- this feels like a trap…

A Foolproof Plan

Rating: G -T; for comic mischief.

Pairing: EreAni, Eren x Annie. Hints of other pairings.

Summary: How would Annie Leonhart ask her date to the Sadie Hawkin’s Dance? Here’s how! (No guarantees that it will all go smoothly… especially when your friends are idiots.)

Word Count: 1678

A/N: I love the RBA trio. Btw, this is slightly crack lol. That is all.

“Have you asked anyone to Sadies yet?”

If Annie Leonhart had to hear that question one more time…

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“I saw [Connie] hanging out with this boy the other day.”

“Boy? What’s his deal?”

“I dunno. He seemed pretty normal …”

“He can’t JUST be normal if he’s hanging out with Maheswaran. Maybe he’s like … I dunno, a wizard or a werewolf or something.”

“Nah, he came off as pretty normal to me. Just a sweet, chubby guy. They looked pretty cute together though. I bet Connie saves him from danger all the time.”

“Aww, yeah, you’re right. Or maybe they’re like old childhood friends or something.”

“Well, if that’s the case, they’ll definitely end up together. It’s just how these things work, after all.”

“Did you take a picture of them? Kinda wondering what that guy looks like.”

“Well, no, but I did draw this picture of both of them holding hands together last night …”

“Lindsey, isn’t it kinda weird drawing fan-art of real peop– oh wow, this is actually really good!”

“Thanks! Not to brag, but it’s got thirty-four reblogs, so I’m kind of a big deal …”

first 7 eps

so far I’ve watched the first 7 eps of S2, here’s some of my general thoughts so far:

-lol wow I forgot how much I dislike the theme song
-injured Vanessa again? not digging it. give her a real plot please
-need more Jax and Miles interaction
-need more Julie and Scarlett interaction
-loving the increased amount of Dunn sisters screen time
-Jax and Bianca are cute (though not as cute as Jax and Miles) but it’s hard for me to be pro-Jianca when they got together because Bianca lied and meddled and his relationship w/ Jenna, and now Jax has gone and kissed some other girl over summer break….
-Please keep Miles and Alya broken up. Yeah, let him have time to get over his feels and stuff, but I don’t need to see them eventually get back together (though I wouldn’t be that surprised). They are good musical partners and friends and they care about each other, but the romantic chemistry isn’t there. 
-Beckett is an interesting character. the Helsweel plot twist wasn’t too surprising but I like having a character foil all the other high strung dancers
-I hope we find out George is autistic and he’s not just being coded that way. 
-Sasha has a multiple episode story line independent of C & V! finally. also….his unofficial crush on Beckett :) (I mean the show hasn’t said that as of now but I mean….)
-Jenna’s still kinda annoying but at least she’s slightly more fleshed out as a character so far this season

oh and what happened to Denzel?? Did they say at the end of S1 and I just forgot?

My Top 8 EXO hair styles

(not in order)

Yifan’s White/Silver hair

I’ma be real with you bro, this guy pulls off silver like a mother fucking BAWS. Seriously though, like, for real, him in Mr Six with that badass white hair got me like (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

Kris, stop, you’re killing me man *spazz*

Sehun’s Rainbow hair

Bruh, don’t even get me started on Oh Sehunnie’s skittle locks (〇_o) It’s just so fucking fabulous. Literally, I can not express how fucking perfect it is. Just…my god, the beauty. You’re so majestic Mr Oh #Ipreachyou


LuHan’s pink hair


*cough* I mean…um…it looks good on him…ehe

My god, he’s literally a walking tuff of cotton-candy 

Baekhyun’s grey highlights

I love it. I don’t know why, but I fucking love it. I think it’s the undertone dirty-blonde mixed with the silver that got me like “Daaamn, that looks so cuuuute”. For real though…like, I wish I could pull something like that off (but I’m too white…apparently lol)

mawww, Byunnieeeee

Tao’s blonde undercut

Zaymn. Honestly, I never thought Tao to be #damnson material until I saw him with the blonde hair and undercut. For real. Zaymn.


Chanyeol’s ‘Love Me Right’ tattered Silver

Honest to god, Chanyeol almost effed up my bias list again because of this fucking hair. OKAY, I admit, I have a personal fetish for guys with silver hair, but COME ON, the rag-doll texture (probably due to bleaching) looks so cute on him (๑⃙⃘ ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾

Stop it, home boy, I’ma lose my shit.

LuHan’s pushed back Dark Red hair

Because I’m total LuHan trash.
It’s so on fleek, like, how do I even…just, wow. The volume in his hair just makes him look cute as fuck and, feeehhhhheshfjkdsknf like bruh, stop.

(◍°̧̧̧o°̧̧̧◍) THE CURRLLLLLLSSSSS *cries*

Classy Black Hair Bonus Round

Because to be plainly honest with you, coal black hair, though fairly simple, can actually tend to look classy as fuck and sexy as hell.


you are 26 and you need to stop getting old because i need u in my life forever and ever <3 THOMAS MULLER IS MY FAVORITE AND SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN BC HERE’S WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH:



like……….really weird (& i just appreciate how real of a person he his)

but him in a suit…likelook at dat though…damn boy


PLUS HE’S MIA SAN MIA AF (wow we’re twins…perfect for each other lmao)


and he’s the cutest husband ever and im so jealous and i just want a thomas AND HE ALWAYS DOES THIS CUTE WINKY THING AND I LOVE IT I THRIVE OFF OF HIS WINKS:


“He was looking at you on the low” ...

I had to hurry up & post this lol 😂
So I had to go with my mom to handle some business about some documents today. We get to office building & we were waiting for our number to be called & the announcer calls us & tells to go to window 11. I get up to the window & some handsome Asian guy was sitting there. All I’m thinking is “Dannnng he has a nice face” lmao! He was kind of built too, not buff but you can tell he worked out, he looked young (in his 20’s still). I was so happy I looked nice today.

My mom starts talking (she’s such a peoples person. Always talking lol) She tells him I’m heading off to college & he ask me my major. I told him I was doing my generals at a technical college for free then I’m transferring, my major is Biology then I’m going to medical school to be a cosmetic surgeon. He awed & said he was doing Biology too. He planned on becoming a physician despite his already well paying job, he said he has goals in life (In my head I was like “Yassss, we both majoring in biology, & we both cute, we both doing medicine, we should just hook up).

After that my mom keeps talking & I’m just sitting real quite thinking “Wow he’s like really cute. He has a fox like face.” Then my mom  asked about his smart watch, then he educates us on how it worked & everything. He even made a cute little joke. 😄 Then sadly it was time to go…. (Damn! Damn! Damn!). I whisper to my mom & say “mom he was cute, & he’s marriage material!” She laughed & said “He was looking at you on the low” 😂😂😂 I felt some type of way after that. Then she hit me with that “Be careful though, ‘they’ don’t date outside their race” *rolls eyes* I then told her that was a lie because my Cambodian friend has a black girlfriend & they dated for two years. So that’s it nothing major….. Unless the universe has a trick up its sleeve.

wrapmonfvtbtb-deactivated201508  asked:

top 5 pics of yixing




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Let’s be honest though. Every Yixing picture is a good picture amen. Thank you Lord for this gift.

Wonderland (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2

Karlie got back to her apartment around 6:30AM. She tried to make as little noise as possible, in case Cara was still sleeping. If the girl was even there, at least she knows she’ll be alone. Cara knows to respect her boundaries and knows not to bring random one-night stands back to Karlie’s apartment – she’d go to their house so she could leave before they wake up.

“Save the walk of shame, you whore.” Cara joked as she sprung up from her laying position on the couch.

“Holy shit!” Karlie exclaimed, clearly startled, “Why are you awake?”

“I came home like 15 minutes before you did.”

“Ugh, you dirty slut. Who was the unfortunate girl?”

“Honestly, I don’t remember her name…” Cara said after her quick minute of contemplation.

“Wow, you are horrible.” Karlie said whilst laughing.

“Enough of me, your person was actually relevant. Spill the beans, Karls!”

“Definitely better than I thought.” Karlie said with a cheeky smile.

“How many rounds?”

“Lost count.”

“Ooh, yes, Karls!” Cara bellowed.

“Was she awake when you left?”

“Falling asleep, but she gets the deal. I told her we should do it again sometimes though, for the fun of it.”

“Oh wow, more than once? That’s rare for you.”

“She’s…cute.” Karlie admits, almost shyly.

“Plus, who doesn’t want great sex again and just great sex?” She added.

Cara nodded, “Did you buy breakfast? I’m starving.”

“Oh yeah! I bought some Greek yogurt and whole wheat toast.”

Cara glared at her hard on, “Do you have real breakfast food like bacon?”

Now it was Karlie’s turn to glare at Cara with that, ‘are you fucking serious look?’ on her face.

Cara laughed, “Kidding, babe.”

“I can make you whole wheat dark chocolate chip pancakes…”

“I’ll take it.” Cara said as the two made their way to the kitchen where they just talked about trivial things.


A few days have passed and now it was time for Cara to go back to London. Cara bid Karlie goodbye as she left at 8:30 AM to make her way to the airport. 

“I’ll miss you so much, babe.” Cara said as she pulled Karlie in for a bone-crushing hug.

“I’ll miss you too, love. Have a safe flight and text me when you land.”

Cara broke the hug and the two exchanged pecks on the cheek before Cara said, “Keep me updated on that Swiftie situation you got going on,” followed by a wink and then got into the cab.

Karlie chuckled at Cara’s antics before making her way to her favorite café, less than three miles away from her home. She decided to jog there to get a bit of a workout in before she left to really start her day.  Of course, being a well-known model, she tried to cover herself up with a beanie, with the hood of her Nike jacket over it, and sunglasses. Since it was December, that attire didn’t come off as a suspicion.

When Karlie got there, she ordered her usual almond milk cappuccino. When she was about to take a seat at her usual table in the back corner, she noticed a blonde with her sunglasses still on already occupying it.

Karlie decided to sit elsewhere when she noticed the blonde looking awfully familiar. As she kept blatantly staring at the blonde, the latter looked up feeling eyes on her and that’s when Karlie realized, it was none other than Taylor Swift.

Karlie decided to make her towards the other blonde.

“How lucky am I to run into such a beautiful girl once again in all of the places she could’ve been in New York?” Karlie started as she walked up to the blonde and removed her sunglasses.

Taylor gasped not fully registering what Karlie had just said, “Hey, hi, Karlie! Take a seat.” Karlie took the offer, taking a seat opposite of Taylor.

“What are you doing here?” Karlie asked nonchalantly, as if they did not even have sex all night just a few nights ago.

Taylor decided to just go with it, deeming it better than awkward stares. “I heard about this little local café making a mean skinny caramel latte so I had to give it a try. You?”

“It’s actually my favorite café. I live like seven minutes away from here. I’m more of a cappuccino person. Do you like cappuccinos?”

Taylor nodded, “I love coffee so I’m open to all types.”

“Want a sip?” Karlie asked, offering her own drink.

“I’d love to,” Taylor said with a smile adorning her face as she took a sip of Karlie’s drink.

“Mm, it’s good.” Taylor complimented when she noticed the stain of her red lipstick on the mouth of Karlie’s drink, “I am so sorr –“

Karlie chuckled, “Don’t worry about it. I don’t mind. It’s a beautiful color on you, by the way.”

Taylor couldn’t help but to smile at the small compliment. Karlie was such a sweet talker.

“So, how long are you staying in New York?” Karlie asked.

“Honestly, I’m not sure yet. I’m kind of just hanging out until I get bored I guess.”

“Or… Have you gotten your eye on someone and aren’t ready to leave yet?” Karlie teased.

“A bit,” Taylor said with a small smirk, “She seems fun. I wouldn’t mind getting to know her more.”

“I’m sure she feels the same way.” Karlie said spotting s smirk similar to Taylor’s.

“So tell me, what is it about this girl that made her lucky enough to catch Taylor Swift’s eye?”

“She’s crazy tall, but very fit. Her stamina pleasantly surprised me.”

Karlie couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.

“Her lips are kind of thin, but they’re still super kissable. I kind of miss them.” Taylor continued.

“Say, do you have any plans for the rest of day?” Karlie asked.

“Not really, I’m just wandering for the day.”

“Awesome, because I’m 100% sure said girl wants to invite you back to her apartment.” Karlie said with a sultry look on her face.

“Hmm… I don’t know. I’m pretty tired.”

Karlie’s face dropped, confused, earning a laugh from Taylor.

“I was totally kidding. You are so cute.”

Karlie let out a soft chuckle, “You’re a twisted one.”

The two stood up and Taylor scanned the empty café noting that all the employees were in the back.

She leaned in to capture Karlie’s bottom lip between her owns, grazing her teeth over it as she release excruciatingly slow, “Lead the way, Kloss.”

A/N: Sorry if it’s too filler-y. Ngl, the next chapter’s pretty filler-y too just because I want to establish the dynamic of their relationship first. Thanks for reading as always guys! Love everything you guys leave me! :D 

Faking it? Maybe?

Michael Clifford Au:

Michael needed someone to get his family off of his back about settling down.

Y/N needed someone to show her friends and her ex that she was doing fine.

The 2 come up with idea to be in a fake relationship to shut everyone up.

Y/N P.O.V:

My phone lights up with a phone call from my best friend, I sigh and pick it up.

“Hey, what’s up?” I ask as I stare down at my nails.

“I was just calling to see how you were doing.” Lacy asks. 

Oh my god when will this end? He ended it months ago, just because he’s dating my roommate doesn’t mean I’m in a state of despair.

“I’m fine, okay? Like I told you yesterday, I’m fine.” I click her onto speaker phone and lie back onto my bed.

“I know, I know. I just worry you know?” 

“I know, and I love you for it. But really, I’m okay, I promise.” I hear her sigh on the phone.

“Y/N, what are you doing tonight?” She asks her voice slightly demanding.

“Well I was planning on ordering a pizza and watching movies. Sabrina is having him over and I don’t plan on leaving my room and running into all of that.” 

“Oh my god, y/n.” She sounded exasperated.

“What?” I asked curiously.

“Seriously? That’s your Friday night plans? Why don’t you go out? go dancing, get drunk in the bar, dance on some strange men, be normal? Or I don’t know god forbid GO ON A DATE?” 

“First of all, Lacy, you know I don’t like to drink much. Second, staying home and crying over Hotel For Dogs is fun. Third, who would I go on a date with?”

“Oh I know!” She says excitedly, “That guy from the coffee shop! The one who gave you his number, you should call him up and ask him out.” 

“Lacy, no, I can’t okay?” I say, my voice sounding defeated. 

“Why not? You’re not still stuck on him are you, Y/n? Alex doesn’t deserve your love. Not anymore.” She sounded sad as she spoke.

“No, no, no it’s not that. I just don’t like him okay.”

“Why? He’s GORGEOUS, and I’m sure hes super nice and ch-” I cut her off mid sentence not wanting to get guilted into texting the guy.

“Hey Lace? I gotta go, okay? I love you.” I quickly say and hang up the phone. 

I love her but god, she can be so invasive sometimes. I’m not hung up on him, I just am not ready to get back out there quite yet. Healing takes time. Healing take time and lots of pizza.

Thinking of pizza I quickly type in my order to my fave local pizza delivery place and order a medium cheese pizza for pick up. 

I throw my hair up into a messy bun, slip on some shoes, and grab my bag and keys.

“Hey, Sabrina? I’m heading out, text me if you need anything!” I announce as I head out the door.

One thing I love about living in a city I can walk to just about anywhere I want to go, including the pizza place I love. 

Walking along I decide to put my headphones in and put on some music to match the weather. It’s cloudy and a bit chilly so the obvious choice is to put on ‘Bad, Bad, Bad’ by LANY. Walking with music always makes me happy and before long I reach the pizza parlor.

I walk in smelling all of the good aromas of pizza and cheese bread and it brings a smile to my face as i walk up to the counter.

“Pick up for, Y/n y/l/n.” I say politely.

“Looks like that’s still got about 10 minutes left, if you wanna take a seat I’ll call your name when it’s done.” The cut employee says.

“Perfect, thanks.” I smile and take a seat in their waiting area.

To pass the time I fiddle with my phone and listen to music and not before too long someone says my name, only it’s not the cute employee it’s my friend Michael from college.

“Y/n? Oh my god, how have you been?” He says and opens his arms for a hug, which I quickly give him.

“I’ve been okay. How about you? How’s the real world treating you?” I smile up at him.

“Oh you know it’s treating me good, I’ve got the dream job what more could I ask for, ya know? How about you, how’s that boyfriend of yours, Alex was his name right?” He asks with genuine curiosity.

“Oh, he’s not really my boyfriend anymore.” I say while tucking a piece of hair behind my ear and looking down at the ground.

“Oh, sorry to hear that.” He says sincerely.

“Yeah, it’s okay. He ended it kind of suddenly a couple of months ago. Now he’s dating my roommate so that’s cool.” I say with a light laugh.

“Oh damn, that’s harsh.” 

“Yeah, kind of. I’m over it though. My friends don’t seem to get that though. They’re on my back about getting back out there, but I’m just not ready, ya know?” I look back at him.

“Oh I totally get what you mean, my mom is all over me about not having a girlfriend and not ‘settling down’, she doesn’t seem to get that I’m perfectly fine and settled just without a girl.”

“Don’t you hate that? Why do you have to be dating someone to seem ‘okay’ or ‘normal’ like I’m fine eating pizza and watching moves by myself on Friday night, I like it.” I move my hands as I speak and he laughs.

“Those are your plans for the night as well, huh?” He asks with a glint in his eye.

“You know it. Nothing better. You don’t party anymore, Michael?” I ask with my eyebrow raised.

“No, not as much. I’ve been tamed by having a real job.” He chuckles.

“I get how you feel, even though I never really partied in college.”

“Yeah you always were an odd one, y/n. Where are you working now?” he asks curiously.

“You know that french restaurant with the fancy name down on 3rd street?”


“I’m the pastry chef there.” I beam proudly.

“Oh, wow, you’re really making it.” 

“I know-” I’m interrupted by the cute employee, who i know notice is not as cute as Michael.

“I have a small pepperoni and cheese bread for Michael.” he announces and Michael looks at me a bit sad.

“Well that’s my cue. I’ll see you around, okay? Don’t be a stranger and shoot me a text sometime.” 

He goes up to pay and begins to leave with his food. He gives me a small wave as he begins to walk out the door.

“Hey, Michael, wait up a second. I just had a good idea.”

He smirks, “Oh yeah?”

“Just let me get my pizza and then lets go for a walk down to the park I want to ask you something.” I smile at him.

“If this idea is coming from you I’m sure it’s bound to be good.” I smile at him knowing it’s going to be great. 

We made small talk on our way to the park, we also picked up some 99 cent drinks from the convenience store to make it a picnic.

When we finally find a spot in the park and settle down and start eating he asks about my idea.

“So what’s this great idea you had in the store?” He asks a curious sparkle in his eye.

“So your mom is on your back about you not having a girlfriend. My friends are on my back about not getting back into the dating scene. What if we fake dated to get everyone off of our backs?” I ask him and bite my lip nervously.

“I like the way you think, y/l/n.” He smirks and then laughs. “So what would this fake dating include?” He asks.

“You take me on a few fake dates, after a couple weeks I accompany you too meet your mom. Then after a few months we mutually break up, say ‘We just weren’t right for each other’ and go back to being friends.” I smile at him.

“That could really work you know.” He smiles and takes a bite of one of my slices of cheese pizza. 

“Hey! That is my pizza.” I smack his arm.

“We’re girlfriend boyfriend now, what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is ours or however that saying goes.” He smiles.

“Dumbass.” I laugh at him happily eating.

“So what will we do on these fake dates?” 

“I don’t know. Whatever you want really. We could do this, watch movies, I’ll bake you yummy treats I don’t know.” I shrug and take another bite of pizza.

“I vote that you make me yummy treats.” He says happily and I laugh.

“Anything for my ‘boyfriend’” I use air quotes which makes him chuckle. 

We finish eating and making stupid jokes and before we know it it’s pitch dark and I’m ready to go home.

“So boyfriend, I’m gonna leave, care to walk me home?” I ask with a smile.

“Oh anything for you.”


Lacy is over at my house getting me ready for my 3rd ‘date’ with Michael. Our other 2 ‘dates’ went really well. I’m starting to realize why Alex would get jealous of him in college. 

Michael is a really great guy, so sweet, kind, and funny. He honestly would be the best real boyfriend and I can’t help but to have a tiny crush on him.

“So are you guys like official? And you know I’ve always loved his cute little Australian accent. Oh and the dyed hair! So cute. I always kind of shipped you with him in college but then you were with Alex sooooo.”

“Thanks Lacy,” I say with a laugh, “and if you must know, yes we are official.” I say with little tiny grin on my face.

“Oh my god, I’m so happy for you. After all you went through this year you deserve a nice boy friend.”  she says and puts her arms on my shoulder having perfected my hair and make up.

“Thanks, Lace, really it means a lot.” I smile at her in the mirror.

“So what are you guys doing tonight? He told you to dress warm.” 

“I actually don’t know, we’ll see when he get’s here.” 

There’s a knock on my door a couple minutes later but before I can grab the door Sabrina and Lacy already have it.

“Oh, hey Michael. You looks handsome tonight. Where are you taking my girl?” Lacy asks him excitedly and he whispers in her ear and then proceeds to hold a finger to his lips telling her to keep it a secret.

“A surprise.” I smile as he says it.

“Hey babe, who’s here? Is it the pizza because I have ca-” Alex comes out of Sabrina’s room. “Oh, hey man. What are you doing here?” he asks my Michael looking surprised.

“Just picking my girl up for a date.” I smile and grab his hand and lean into him. “Well we better get going. Nice to see you.” He says politely as we hold hands and leave the apartment.

“Alex looked surprised to see me.” He notes as we reach the elevator.

“I know, it felt good to see him a little jealous.” I say with a grin on my face. “You know Michael, you don’t have to hold my hand anymore.” I say while looking down at our hands.

“I know, but I want to.” He says with a smile before leaning down and kissing my cheek leaving me blushing.

A/N: I hope you guys like this as much as I do! Shoot me a message if you want a part 2 :)


Michael Aus