Me two days ago:
Okay so Beauty and the Beast is my favorite animated movie and Belle is very special to me and I'm just really worried the live action is going to suck I'm not crazy about Emma's singing and also the dress is hideous and I mean ugh I'm just terrified I'll hate it
THE LIVE ACTION IS EVERYTHING TO ME FLAWS AND ALL HELP ME I CAN'T DEAL
Request: Hi! So I am currently super stressed out with school (and recovering from Bronchitis…) so I haven’t really been sleeping at all. Could you write a Peter Parker x reader where he has to pull the reader away from their homework and try to help them relax. Thank you! xx
You weren’t sure how long you’d been sitting at your desk. Four hours? Maybe more. The last time you ate? You weren’t sure. It was almost eight and Peter was going to be over any moment. You hadn’t spent time with him in a while, so of course you weren’t going to tell him to stay home. But at the rate your homework was progressing, you were sure you going to be much to hand around. As you flipped through your biology textbook, you heard the doorbell ring and the muffled voices of your mom and Peter downstairs. A few seconds later, Peter shuffling up the stairs and a knock at your door.
“You can come in,” you called. Pushing yourself up from your chair, you stood to greet Peter. You couldn’t help but smile when you saw him. With his disheveled hair, glasses sliding off his nose, and a flannel clinging to his frame. You stood on your tiptoes with your arms outstretched, pulling Peter close to you.
“Hey Y/N,” he greeted, burying his face into the crook of your neck.
You took a step back, and gave him a small smile. “Bad news Peter,” you mumbled, motioning to your desk, “but it doesn’t look like I’m going to be much fun tonight.”
He shook his head, and launched himself on your bed, hands crossed behind his neck. “I can wait. I’ve missed you Y/N.”
We’re betting that right now, some kid is having a nightmare in which they keep growing more and more teeth, endless rows of them, and the dentist has to keep twisting them out of their skull over and over again until the end of time.
With that in mind, allow us to introduce you to Ashik Gavai. Having suffered from a swollen jaw and severe pain for 18 months, Gavai, a 17-year-old student in India, finally gained access to the dental department at Mumbai’s JJ Hospital. His father was worried that his jaw pain was cancer, and technically he was right, but this particular cancer was teeth. Over 200 freaking teeth, all jammed in his mouth like he was trying to smuggle several sets of dentures through an airport security checkpoint.
“Wait a minute, Cracked,” you might be saying, “I’m no mouth bone doctor, but don’t humans normally have, like, 32 teeth?” Generally, yes. However, Gavai suffered from a rare non-malignant dental tumor known in scientific terms as a “composite odontoma,” and in layman’s terms as “a horror movie curse that turns your mouth into a tooth fountain.”
As you can probably assume, Gavai’s smackers were tightly packed, so dentists were unable to reach the extra teeth with contemporary dental tools. So, tearing a page out of our collective nightmare diary, they began the operation by chipping away at Gavai’s jaw with a hammer and chisel.
Prompt: Imagine finding a lost dog, but it’s not just anyone’s lost dog. Who will show up at your door to claim the pup?
Warnings: maybe language, lost dog, dash of angst
Word Count: 2525
Note: My precious doggie went missing on 6/10 and no one has spotted her or turned her in to the local shelters or anything. I miss her so much, but it inspired this fic. Texts are in italics. Thanks to my darling beta @like-a-bag-of-potatoes (I’m sorry for this part)
You decided to stay friends with Sebastian, and when the time was right, he would ask you out, and if he never did, then you guess it wasn’t meant to be. But you weren’t about to throw away the carefree relationship you had with him.
The following week, you didn’t hang out as much because you needed to focus on work and you spent some early mornings and late nights there while Sebastian did the same with filming. You respected each other’s responsibilities, promising to hang out as soon as you were both free.
But when Friday night came, it was just you, some take out and some Netflix. Nothing wrong with that, until a loud banging noise came at the door.
*sigh* you know it’s things like this that tick me off okay look there are so many things wrong with this okay look
number 1: zim is not human he is an alien it’s never stated in the show directly how old he really is so you can’t just label zim as an adult also not all aliens are immediately adults we’ve seen smeets and other baby aliens in the show and also in the comics so if that were the case zim would go to I don’t know collage or somthing for information, heck zim in irken years may even be considered a youth!
Number 2: as for the whole flooding the tags with shipping ruining our youth that’s some bs okay this is tumblr what do you expect! This isn’t a kids app or site!
Number 3: there’s a thing called ageing up where it isn’t pedophilic also its been confirmed that in the comics and maybe the movie the whole invader Zim cast is much older now so that means that they could be in thier early adult years I’m not too sure though I need to catch up on the comics
Number 4 : it’s and repeat after me everyone it’s FICTION meaning not real these aren’t real living people this could never happen! I would never support a minor and an adult not in real life or fiction I hate pedophilia just as much as everyone else so calm down and stop ship shaming shippers!
A/N: Sorry if I dragged this one out longer than I should have! I tried my best, I hope you like it! (;
Today marked your three-month anniversary with your boyfriend, Jisoo. Three months seems like a short amount of time, but not when you and him had decided to take things slow, not wanting to rush into anything, not to mention the fact that you’re so shy and he’s such a gentleman. Though your relationship made progress very slowly, the two of you were both content with where you currently are.
Jisoo had made sure to plan something that the two of you could both enjoy on this special day. He had planned a simple date at his apartment, not wanting to show off too much, wanting to save the more fancy things for later on in the relationship. He knew how strong your passion for art burned within you, so he figured he’d incorporate that into the date somehow. Days before, in the process of planning, Jisoo had purchased two easels and a pair of canvases. He also made sure to pick up all sorts of paints of different colors and tones, as well as paintbrushes, although he was concerned about whether or not the art supplies was of good enough quality for his favorite art major. Even when planning something for the two of you, you were his main priority.
Everything was set flawlessly in the living room of his cozy little apartment. Snacks were set up on the coffee table in front of the couch, as well as the paints and brushes, and before the coffee table also stood the two easels set with a canvas on each one, ready to have yours and your boyfriend’s art scattered across them. Awaiting your arrival, Jisoo sat in silence on the couch, helping himself to some of the strawberries he’d just set out for you both. He jumped slightly as you rang the doorbell to his apartment.
He hurried calmly, yet excitedly to open the door for you, letting you in and greeting you with a kiss on the cheek and a gentle embrace. “Happy three months,” he spoke softly as he held you, then pulling away to look you in the face.
You returned the message regarding the day’s occasion and your eyes wandered the room, landing on the set up before you. “We’re gonna paint,” you asked shyly, yet, sounding a bit more excited than most would. You looked at what snacks were laid about the rectangular table, noticing a huge bowl of strawberries. You gasped, “And you got strawberries?!”
He giggled sweetly at the great amount of excitement pouring out of you caused by the most simplistic things. “Yeah, I noticed how much you like strawberries that time we got frozen yogurt and you had more strawberries in your cup than the actual dessert,” he explained, a little embarrassed.
As you settled in, the two of you began painted and after a few minutes, you turn to look at your boyfriend who has the most focused look on his face. He looked absolutely stunning when he was focused, but you still couldn’t help but wonder what he was so concentrated in. You secretly peak at his canvas, trying your hardest not to laugh at how cute his creation was.
There on the canvas lie a massive red blob with bright yellow spots scattered across it with a cluster of green paint at the very top of the blob: a strawberry. He tried his best to make it look nice, in which he succeeded, but it still appeared as though it had been painted by a very talented 6 year-old.
You called to him, almost sounding like a question as you spoke his name.
“Yeah,” he turned to you in confusion.
“That’s a real cute strawberry on your canvas,” you giggled out.
“I know, right? It reminds me of you because it’s cute.”
You hated when people would say such cheesy lines, but your soft spot for Jisoo just couldn’t help but allow you to feel overjoyed when he spoke these childlike words.
The two of you spent the remainder of the date enjoying each other’s company, watching movies once the two of you completed your paintings. You’d gone with a simple painting of a sunset to seem like less of a show-off to your less-experienced boyfriend, and he continued to paint more strawberries around the initial, largest one.
“Thanks for spending the day with me,” he said to you as you sat beside him on the couch, his arm wrapped around your shoulders.
You replied shyly, “And thank you for having me, it was tons of fun.”
He continued to look at you with strong admiration in his eyes. He kissed you on the forehead and the two of you continued to watch the film.
I would absolutely love to make a Halo movie. Yeah yeah blah blah sequels and reboots and remakes are garbage and I hate them more than anyone else but… Halo is a gorgeous series with some real meat to it’s storytelling. Audiences outside of gaming view it as just another mindless shooter, and even some people who are fans of it only see it as such.
Halo 4 was especially rich in story, even though was totally unnecessary and outside of the really relevant halo storyline and if somebody could apply that perspective to the original trilogy and on film, It would really be something to behold
me and my friend discussed this for a few hours the other night, and you could easily cut all three original trilogy games down to one (pretty long) movie. most of it is just gameplay rather than plot, as it is supposed to be played and not merely viewed. being. a video game and all. you would just have to hit a few key points, and CE isn’t even that thematic or important to 2 and 3 beyond initially setting up the premise, which is pretty clear when you follow the tone of the series jumping from CE directly to 2.
so yeah. just some thoughts. Maybe one day I’ll have that opportunity, or someone else could get to. it really doesnt matter so long as it does justice to chief and cortana
You know what nevermind the best part of the movie /was/ Chief. Because while everyone else had their period, even if very brief, of “this chick is bonkers”, he just fucking rolled with it from the starting line, no hesitation.
And in the village I can’t remember the name of, everyone is trying to offer him money, and he turns it down. Because even though he said just like ten minutes earlier how much he and his people need it, he sees that these guys are in more immediate need of the funds, and can’t take it.
Just…. I hate when all people go on about is representation, but this is the first real representation of a Native in a big budget action flick, let alone a superhero movie(not counting Suicide Squad cause…. they at least tried, but come on guys), and they did it so well and respectfully, and I could cry.
he (jiminie) put a song from shrek on there too jksdlbgjdsngjsgdiksgdj
BOTH JUNGKOOK AND JIMIN PUT THE SHREK SONG ON THERE AND IM CACKLING OKAY. LIKE I FCKN HATE THEM TBH WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS (ok but for real though, the shrek soundtracks are actually pretty damn good so im not gonna give them too much shit for it.)
Here’s a Fanlore article about tinhatting. Here’s a longer article about it in various fandoms, featuring the notorious spn_gossip community. *lol*
Both are common terms in the Real Person Fiction (RPF) circles. In short a tinhat (in a RPF context) is someone who’s into conspiracy theories; they think that their favourite actors are a couple but have to pretend otherwise because of the movie industry etc. And in order to keep up their heterosexual image they get into heterosexual relationships. I think the women (Gen and Danneel) are then considered to be their beards, hiding that J2 are secretly in a relationship. Though I don’t remember exactly why the wives are called beards.
It’s really a big thing in the J2 fandom, which is also where the hate for the wives (and even Misha) comes from quite often. I mean from the tinhatting part of the J2 fandom, not from the J2 fandom itself. (For some mind-boggling reason I’ve also read that some tin hatters claim that Misha is Jensen’s ‘meard’ which means his (secret) relationship with Misha is trying to distract from the really real relationship Jensen actually has with Jared. Like… It’s a tinhatting labyrinth. I don’t understand how to navigate this *lol*)
Again: I don’t have any issue with tinhatters or RPS. I am a Cockles appreciator myself. I just don’t like the hate and bullying that can come out of it in extreme cases.
I haven’t actually watched Call the Midwife in so long ahh! The end of the semester has been kicking my ass but good news, this is my last week of class & I only have 2 finals next week! So I’ll be able to relax a bit and go back to being ctm trash™ later next week + I also convinced my mom to buy the books so I can read those when I get home too. Anyways, I have a break in between my second and last class & instead of being productive/working on all the assignments I have due this week I’m going to watch 4.06 (I closed my eyes and picked from the episode guide lol) because it’s been far too long! 😭👏🏼📺 ✨ here goes nothing, I’m officially back to annoying you all with my commentaries™ 💁🏼
•It’s the 70s, and punk is real and it’s rockin’! Punk is Ponyboy’s favorite genre, though he’ll still listen to The Beatles and what not every now and then •Ponyboy isn’t really a greaser anymore, but still styles his hair the way he did when he was a teenager •Ponyboy still watches sunrises and sunsets in memory of Johnny •He also visits his grave A LOT •Ponyboy’s favorite band is probably The Clash •When Grease came out in 1978, Ponyboy HATED how silly the greasers were and just overall hated the movie.. but loved the songs. His favorite being “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.” He sometimes sings it around the house.
•Ponyboy got what he always wanted: to live out in the country. Although he misses just walking down the street just to grab a pack of cigarettes, he still enjoys the quiet the country brings him. •Ponyboy writes short stories, reads them to Sodapop, who gives “constructive” criticism. It ain’t constructive, just downright offensive. •Ponyboy has a girlfriend, but he doesn’t wanna get married. They’ve been together since college.
•PONYBOY SOMETIMES VISITS GREASER RUMBLES OR HANGOUTS WITH SODAPOP AND REMINISCES ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE GREASERS. •Ponyboy’s last day of being 29 was spent with Darry. Darry telling him that being 30 ain’t all that bad. Darry saying he got nothing to worry about. •It’s Ponyboy’s 30th birthday. Ponyboy is sad how his 20s went by fast. He just wishes Johnny could’ve been 30, too.
Hi so I asked you this before and I dunno if you ever got it or not, but can I have a Sammy imagine where he comes home from tour and meets your child together for the first time?
A/N: I changed it a bit, I hope you don’t mind
‘But he’s coming home first and then going to the hospital, right?’ My sister Nicole asked.
‘Umm..no. He’s going to the hospital straight from the airport.’ I said pulling my sleeves down and crossing my arms.
‘Seriously? And what about you? He hasn’t seen you in six months.’ She said. ‘I thought he said that he can’t wait to see you.’
‘Nicole, she’s giving birth to his child. Of course that his priority is to see his kid as soon as possible.’
Nicole and I were talking about Sammy, who is soon becoming a dad, and his ex Stephanie, who is the mother of Sam’s child, and about me, his girlfriend. Yeah, it’s pretty fucked up, but here’s the story..
Sammy and I have been best friends ever since we were little kids. All of my best memories from my childhood happened with Sam. We’ve always been so close and cared and loved each other to death and that will forever stay like that. It’s impossible to break that bond between us. You could never see Sam without me or me without Sam. When we started the high school, a lot of them thought that we were together because of our acting when we’re around each other. Even our parents asked us if we were together which we found ridicuolus. We could never see ourselves being together, being in a relationship. But that’s what we thought then. When we graduated high school, I decided to go to college. Sam didn’t want to go to college, but he also didn’t want to let me go, he didn’t want for us to separate cause we both knew that distance would have ruined everything. Since he didn’t want to attend college, but also didn’t want to be away from me, he decided to move with me all the way from Omaha to Los Angeles. At first, it sounded crazy and it seemed impossible, but since his parents are pretty wealthy, Sam begged them to buy a small apartment in L.A. for the two of us. They were against it at first because they didn’t want Sam to leave, they didn’t want him to move to a whole another state so Sam told them if they don’t let him that he’ll run away there anyway and no one will be able to stop him nor get him back to Omaha without me. It didn’t take a long time for them to say ‘yes’ to Sam and let him move with me so our parents shared costs and bought us an apartment. We were the happiest people on earth when we moved to L.A. It was like dream come true - two best friends living together all by themselves far away from home. Everything was perfect. One night, it was a friday night, we were going out in a club with a few of my new girl friends that I met on college and I still hang out with them actually. We were having so much fun and that was the night when Sam met a girl that he fell in love with. He met Stephanie. The girls that I hang out with told me that she was no good, but if I told that to Sam he would have thought that I was jealous which I really was. Soon they started dating and he was spending more and more time with her and I was getting more and more jealous. It was then when I realized that I love him, but not in just a friendly way, it was much more than that. Suddenly, I started wishing that I was Stephanie; I wanted to have his arms wrapped around me, I wanted him to kiss me, to tell me how much he loves, to hold hands with me and all those things. I thought that I was going crazy, but all I did was fall in love with my best friend and honestly that terrified me. Then, a few months later, we were going out again and all of us got quite drunk, but Sam..oh, God, Sam was hammered as well as Stephanie. They disappeared from the party and two weeks later, Stephanie called Sammy crying telling him that she’s pregnant. I think that I was even more shocked than he was. It’s like my world fell apart because the moment he told me that she’s pregnant, I saw them getting married and living together and that broke me. But then, just a week later, Sam found out that Stephanie cheated on him, more than just once or twice, right at the beginning of their relationship which lasted 5 months. Sam was heartbroken. Even though she was pregnant with his child, he couldn’t stay with her. He hurt him so bad and he just couldn’t forgive her, but he promised that he’ll take care and that he will always be there for their baby. After about 4 months, it was an ordinary Saturday night and Sam and I were watching a movie together. I have and always will hate horror movies, but that night Sam managed to convice me to watch one with him.
‘Oh my God..’ I said hiding my face in Sammy’s chest. ‘I don’t like this, Sam..’
‘Babe, that’s not real.’ He chuckled rubbing my back with his one hand and his other holding on my legs which were in his lap. I just sighed and continued watching, but then some creepy thing jumped out on the screen and I screamed so loudly and Sam started to laugh at me.
‘You know what? Fuck you, I’m done with this shit.’ I said. I was so annoyed with him so I just got up from the couch and headed into my room.
‘Y/n, wait!’ He said following me. ‘I’m sorry for laughing at you.’ He said, but I just ignored him. ‘C’mon, baby girl.’ He said turning me to him by my elbow making me bump into his chest.
'Y/n, that’s not real, okay?’ He said taking my face between his hands.
‘Stop making fun of me. You’re not funny.’
'I’m sorry, okay? I promise I won’t do it anymore. Okay?’ He said leaning his forehead against mine. 'Do you forgive me?’ He asked quietly. I looked up in his eyes glancing at his lips. He slowly closed the space between our faces and gently kissed me. He started walking making me walk backwards all the way until my feet bumped into the bed. He gently pushed me on the bed and then laid on me.
‘I’ll stop if you don’t want-’ He said through the kiss.
‘No, no please don’t stop..’
And basically that’s how we ended up together. The next day we confessed our feelings to each other even though he never ‘officially’ asked me to be his girlfriend, but I don’t mind because I know that he loves me and that’s the only thing that’s important to me.
It was around 11 p.m. when the doorbell rang. I quickened my pace toward the door knowing that that was probably Sam.
‘Sam, oh my God..’ I tightly wrapped my arms around his neck and he around my body burying his head in the crook of my neck.
‘Hey, baby’ He said lifting me up a few inches from the floor and then putting me back down. ‘I missed you so much’ He said cupping my face and kissing my lips.
‘I missed you too’ I smiled. ‘So..did you go to the hospital? Did you see the baby?’ I asked.
‘Yeah, I did. I came just a few minutes after she gave birth actually.’ He said smiling and looking at the floor.
‘Sam? Is everything okay?’ I asked noticing that he wasn’t in the best mood.
‘Yeah, yeah it is.’ He said. ‘I held him in my arms and he’s so tiny and so cute and oh my God, I can’t believe that that’s my baby. It sucks that I won’t be able to hold him every single day and be with him and just watch him grow up.’ He said and it seemed like he wanted to get back together with Stephanie and it scared the shit out of me.
'Do you want to..to be with them? I mean like do you want to live the family life with he-them?’ I asked looking at the floor with my arms crossed on my chest.
'I do want to be with the baby, but I don’t want to be with her. I don’t want anything with her, y/n. You’re the only woman in my life and you’ll always be, I promise you that.’ He said holding my chin up with his forefinger and I quickly wrapped my arms around him and he kissed my head.
'I love you.'
'I love you.’
2 months later
Today Sam was bringing Noah to our home and I was so excited to see him. I’ve seen him maybe just 2 or 3 time since he was born so I’m happy that he’s coming today.
I heard the front door shut and I knew that that was Sammy with Noah so I left whatever I was doing and quickly went to them.
‘Look’s who is here!’ Sammy said smiling and putting Noah on the floor who was in his infant car seat.
‘Hey, baby’ I kissed him and then turned my attention to Noah ‘Hey, little guy. I missed you.’ I said smiling and kneeling down.
‘Take him out of the car seat’ Sammy said. I took him in my arms and then the three of us went into the living room.
‘He definitely wins the award for being the cutest baby ever’ I said.
‘Yeah’ Sa chuckled. ‘He got it from his dad.’ Sam joked making me giggle. ‘You look good with kids’
‘Oh, do I?’
‘Yeah’ He said holding his hands on his hips and biting his lip.
My phone, which was in our bedroom, started ringing so I put Noah in Sammy’s arms and went to answer the phone.
After having a short talk with my mom over the phone I headed back into the living room. Sam was holding Noah in his arms while walking slowly around the room and quietly talking something to him. I stood at the entrance of the living room and just watched them for a few minutes. Sammy’s smile when he is with Noah is priceless. I could see in his eyes, which literally shine when he holds him, how much he loves him. He already is and will be the best father to him. All that made me want even more to have kids with him, to have a family with him that I always wanted to have.
I took my phone and opened camera taking a few pictures of the two of them.
‘Are you taking pictures of us?’ Sam chuckled.
‘Yeah’ I smiled.
‘Hold on.’ He said. ‘Now’
‘This one is great’ I said as I sat down on the couch looking at the picture. Noah was asleep so Sammy put him on the other side of the couch and covered him with a blanket and then sat next to me.
‘Let me see’ He said taking my phone in his hands. ‘He’s such a blessing.’
‘You make adorable kids.’
‘I know, right?’ He chuckled. ‘Imagine just what our kids will look like. Cuteness overload.’
‘Our kids?’ I asked smiling. ‘Y-you want kids with me?’
‘Of course, babe’ He said making me sit on his lap. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pressed my lips against his lips.
‘I can’t explain you how happy I am to hear this’
‘How could I not want to have a family with the woman I love the most in the world, with the woman who I have been in love with my entire life? Baby girl, I want everything with you. I love you and I don’t want you to ever doubt that.’
‘I never have and never will doubt your love because I know that you do, I can feel it and see it.’ I said. ‘I love you too, inexplicably much.’
My favourite way artists draw Lego Joker: Soft. Squishy. Round lines. You could imagine him messing your stuff up so badly but you can only say ‘I hate you’ in the most loving way. Adorable, but with teeth that could put a shark to shame. A massively bad influence on his new adopted kid but wouldn’t let him come to any real and lasting harm ever. Jail, though, is still an option.
Friendly reminder that Elsa was NOT the first Disney Queen…
and if y'all wanna get real technical
The only reason people mistake Elsa as the first Disney Queen is because her and Anna are now considered original Disney Princesses whereas Kida and Atta wouldn’t be. (Even though Kida totally should because she’s a bad ass mother fuuucker!)
there was a post pretty recently by a trans woman who went to see Wonder Woman and then made a post about how the movie inspired her to fight nazis and TERFS. It was a very revealing post, because it showed that people use both nazi and TERF to mean 'people I hate and want to hurt' even though these groups have absolutely nothing in common, and also that people have no idea what Nazis actually are, because there are no Nazis in the Wonder Woman movie
Wow this ask probably came right while I was writing that long ass post about how terfs aren’t real, which is a coincidence because in any time I would point out that I agree with you that it’s revealing while also pointing out…terfs aren’t actually a group of people.
Wonder Woman is literally the terfiest comic book hero anyway lol