Of course I would love to be able to write books that are successful enough that I could live off that income, but honestly if I can publish one book that inspires tumblr posts and fanfiction then I will have succeeded.
Psychic: *reads my mind*
Psychic: what the fuck
Harry James Potter, describing a girl
Luna: odd, blonde, wears strange stuff.
Fleur (Canonically the hottest girl around, like): French, kinda hot but yeah whatever.
Cho: she cries.
Ginny (future wife!!!11!): Quidditch, freakles, kinda scary.
Harry James Potter, describing a guy
Cedric: dark hair, bright eyes, really pretty.
Sirius: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. He’s awesome, I’m trembling. Beautiful.
Tom Riddle: Beautiful, pale, dark hair.
Draco Malfoy: literally sparkles in the sunlight. What is Draco up to? Where’s Draco? Draco, Draco, Draco, Draco. Pointy features. Really pale. Okay, but Draco, Draco, Draco?
How am I supposed to believe that Harry Potter is an heterosexual man?
That’s why we’re here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: Hm, I wonder what the creator of Fairly Odd Parents is up to…
When you open Tumblr and the first thing you see is your bias.
Academic conferences: me, “I’ve never seen so many well educated drunks in one place before.”
Tyler is the type of guy who would knock you off the couch just to beat you in Mario kart.
Should i even continue this
Barry is actually just the personification of TAZ fandom
Evidence: hopelessly in love with Lup
when you just need to eggscape