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Lucy has been searching for everyone since Fairy Tail disbanded, right? //ugly sobb

BUT WAIT??????




TOGETHER?! WHAT IF???????????


Illa J - Timeless (Yancey Boys, 2008)

I’ve been wrote off before, I got abandonment issues
I hold grudges like bad judges, don’t let me resent you
That’s not Nelson-like, want you to love me like Nelson
I went to Robbin’s Island analysing, that’s where his cell is
So I could find clarity, like how much you cherish me
Is this relationship a fake or real is the heavens be?
See I got to question it all, family, friends, fans, cats, dogs
Trees, plants, grass, how the wind blow
Murphy’s Law, generation X, will I ever be your ex?
Floss off a baby step, mobbed by the mouth a bit
Pause, put me under stress
Crawled under rocks, ducking y’all, it’s respect
But then tomorrow, put my back against the wall
How many leaders you said you needed then left ‘em for dead?
Is it Moses, is it Huey Newton or Detroit Red?
Is it Martin Luther, JFK, shooter you assassin
Is it Jackie, is it Jesse, oh I know, it’s Michael Jackson, oh

When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan?
When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan?
That nigga gave us Billie Jean, you say he touched those kids?
When shit hit the fan, is you still a fan?

—  Kendrick Lamar
If MatPat made "Cartoon Theory"

“Muh newest ‘theory’ is that Mickey Mouse is a psychopathic monster! Here’s the evidence! In Steamboat Willy, he threw a potato at a bird JUST FOR SINGING!11!!1! Psychopathy often starts with harming animals before moving on to people, or in this case, talking aminals! Speaking of tormenting talking animals, he treats his friends like garbage! In all his cartoons, he puts Donald Duck through a lot of crap like getting blown up in one intro of The Mickey Mouse Club, STARVATION in Mickey and the Beanstalk, and even getting turned into A HAM in one episode of House of Mouse! All to be sidelined as second fiddle! Let’s not forget Goofy, Mickey is a jerk 4 calling him such a degrading name, especially when his real name is Dippy Dawg… because that’s such a better name than Goofy, amiright??? Also, his pet, Pluto, is a dog in a world of, lemme remind you, TALKING ANIMALS!!! Uh-oh! Can anyone else say SLAVERY????!1!1 Taht’s even MOAR evidence of Mickey’s disregard for life and freedom! And then there’s his girlfriend, Minnie, who is just himself with a bow and dress, CLEERLEE he’s only able to love himself and extensions of himself, TIHIS IS Narcissism in action!!!1111! Finally, he has multiple theme parks, multiple cartoons starring himself at the top and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE BOTTOM!!! TALK ABOUT POWER HUNGRY VERMIN!! In conclusion, if Walt Disney was trying to make a friendly icon to represent his work, HE BLEW IT!!!11!1 I would know more than Walt on how to maek such characters, because Mickey is raelly an animal abusing, narcissistic, degrading, power-hungry, psychopathic monster! Buh hey! IT’S JUST A THEEEORY! UH CARTOON THEEREEE!!!1!1"

Put me in charge of the next version of Animal Crossing, I will make you millions
  1. The ability to put shit on top of dressers
  2. That’s it
  3. That’s all you need
  4. Seriously, they’re flat, they’re low down, why can’t I just GAH why so close, I’m so close, it’s right there, I can taste that sweet top of dressers storage action.