for putting up with this shit

Within the last few sessions, my friends and I had been exploring the capital city chassing down a pair of blood magic twins who screwed us over in a deal we had made with them. After putting a few pieces together that night, we went to sleep only to find that two, including my character, out of the three of us were kidnapped.

When my character woke up he found he was captured by the twins and was going to be used in a sacrifice that would allow the twins to keep control over the town. He ended up losing a leg in the process before his unkidnapped companion stepped in and fought them.

The next day our DM, who is my best friend, texted me.

DM: Sorry bout your leg btw

Me: Pfffffft!!! Eh Zaris will manage. Maybe. He has a broom so he can still move a bit. Unless he needs both legs for it. Then he’s a lil fucked.

DM: TBH, I was actually going to take both of your legs but Cam (our friend) interupted.

Me: Thanks babe. Appriciate it. What is a rouge without his legs?

DM: A bard

Me: Ok rude.

colmc10  asked:

Marc, Pt1-First Of, love, love the sizzle reel. The one thing that bothers & it's nothing to do with the show directly it's about the paparazzi guys that drop spoilers of cast sightings & spoilers of dialogue of scenes from scripts of episodes not even aired yet. Not to mention a guy on Reddit that somehow gets the actual script & writes up a summary verbatim. The one concern is if what he says doesn't appeal to fans they don't watch which can most definitely affect the show

Straight up:  I hate those m*therf*ck*rs.  They’re shitting on you guys and they’re shitting on the hard work of all the actors and crewmembers who put up with the cold and wet and rain of Vancouver until the wee hours of the night.  We do absolutely everything within our power to stop them.

this might sound really simple but when I was younger, i didn’t understand what it truly meant to apologize until the day someone told me “i forgive you.” Because at the time there was a brief moment where i legitimately was like… offended that they said that. I realized that back then, i apologized hoping people would say “no it was my fault” or “you didn’t do anything wrong,” wanting people to absolve me of any fault. I used to apologize while I was still mad, before I properly reflected on the effects of my actions, when I was still 100% self-justified, and I used to apologize only in hopes they wouldn’t fight with me anymore. Honestly it was manipulative, putting myself in a position where I hoped they’d feel bad for me and ignore the issue that had happened.
That first time someone actively said they FORGAVE me, I realized shit, i gotta own up to what I did wrong, I need to understand what it means to apologize.

Also maybe more importantly, I also understood what it meant to be forgiven. To have someone acknowledge your mistake but still want to be with you, a promise to grow together while simultaneously accepting your flaws. It’s a really vulnerable position, and probably why I was so scared of it, but understanding this has made my relationships so much stronger and healthier

azuremessenger  asked:

I was checking out this couple and having a good chat with them. Our store has one line for all registers, I'm on register 2 and the line is by register 4. While I was in the middle of my transaction the next in line came up real close and started putting his stuff on my already limited space counter with money on it. I just didn't know what to say and the couple didn't like it either. Guy got the hint and went back in line. He appenrtly shit talked me saying that I gave a look and felt superior

can i just talk for a minute about how Lucas was willing to go headfirst into the upside down just to bring Will back ? as soon as it was revealed to him that Will was trapped in this cold, dark space he had to find out how to get him out. and once Eleven, or Mike, or even Dustin didn’t seem to have the same drive he just decided to go on by himself. no matter what it took, no matter if he’d get caught, his priority, his mission was to find his friend and get him back. and honestly, he didn’t even understand what he was getting himself into. he hadn’t seen the demogorgon before so he had like no idea how high the stakes were. he just knew his friend was in trouble, and that they had to get them out. and he geared up for battle and marched himself over there to do it himself. because he couldn’t go on and possibly let Will die because they all were taking their sweet time with it. like just realizing he was willing to walk into another dimension solely based on the fact that his friend needed him says a lot about his character. and honestly people think that he’s selfish, or rude, but this is a kid with clear allegiances, who has a tight circle around him and if you’re in the circle he’ll do anything for you, he’ll die for you, but if you’re out of the circle he just can’t focus on your troubles ?? and while that’s a hard position to take, it’s very realistic imo and very mature tbh and I don’t feel like he should be vilified for it. another thing is, is that he actually realized he was wrong and sincerely apologized for it like– that’s so mature and aware of his actions and I just want this kid to be appreciated and loved and respected and yeah.

Preschool Teacher!Hoseok

And now it is time for the third member of the hyung line, our hope, our angel who’s so so so sweet and loving and caring and he takes such good care of the boys, sometimes in big ways and sometimes in lil ways but either way, I appreciate him so so much, Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope aka hobi 

  • Hoseok is SO perfect for this I’m ready
  • Actual child teaching smaller children
  • He’s so energetic and friendly and he gets all of the kids so hyped up like kids are already hyped enough on their own, put them in with hobi and that shit is gotta h y p e
  • Just imagine this for a second plz bc it makes my heart so happy, he would love the kids so much and they’d love him just as much
  • Hobi has this vibe to him where you can’t help but feel happy just looking at him bc he’s so positive and I think the kids would loVE that 
  • He isn’t afraid to play around either, he’s got no problem making weird faces or weird noises to cheer a bby up
  • But he’s also really caring
  • One of my favorite things about hobi is that he isn’t only hyper, he’s got this really soft sensitive side to him and he really genuinely cares about the people around him
  • There’s this one time where one of the kids trips over something and is crying and hobi just sits there and stays by him until he’s all good
  • He kisses the “boo boo” and gives him a band aid and lets him pick one he gets bc that’s v v important and he hugs him really gently and keeps mumbling out “you okay? you need anything?” until bby boy is good to go
  • So kids get sick obviously and there’s this one lil girl who doesn’t feel very well and she just wants to take a nap so hobi carries her around for a good hour, rocking her and singing to her whenever she goes to cry bc she just does not feel up to doing anything rn she wants to go home
  • He calls her parents and keeps her in his arms the entire time and he makes sure none of the other kids get sick either bc he hates seeing kids get sick they’re so lil and he wants to take all of that discomfort away from them and he wants them to be smiling always so seeing her so sick breaks his heart
  • The actual best at story time
  • He’s super interactive about it, he tries to see if anyone wants to help him read and he lets them all look at the pictures in the book and turn the pages for him bc they wanna help, everyone gets to turn one page in the book
  • He’s got so many voices he does and he gives every single character a different voice and he’s so extra about everything like he reacts to the story
  • When something dramatic happens his eyes get all wide and he looks around at the kids
  • “They’re in trouble now, do you think they’ll be okay?!?!?!”
  • All of the kids are practically hanging on the edge of their seats
  • He teaches them so many dance routines
  • He has an entire portion of his class dedicated to “dance time” which is where he plays music and lets the volunteers have a break while he entertains all of the kids bc hobi is so thoughtful and kind and he wants them to be able to have some time to chill out
  • He would encourage all of the kids to dance their lil hearts out, no matter how silly they think the moves are, just do it and have fun
  • At nap time, he sings to them and his beautiful soft voice is so soothing and relaxing and he makes sure everyone is tucked in super tight and that they’re all comfortable and have everything they need
  • Sometimes, this one lil girl, the one that was sick, holds onto hobi’s pinky while she sleep so he has to sit there the entire time next to her but he doesn’t mind at all, he gives her head a lil kiss and gets comfy and sometimes takes a nap with them, sometimes reads through the books to find a good book for the story time
  • He’s forever singing, he knows pretty much every single kids show theme song, he gets all of the kids to sing the Spongebob theme song with him all the time bc it always gets them so ready for the day
  • You’re another teacher at the school
  • You teach a grade higher than he does but the two of you still see each other pretty often since you’re teaching the same kids he did
  • He asks about them during breaks and you always tell stories about your classes and you two get closer and closer
  • His current class will be your future class and your current class is his past class so you two are always tied together
  • You know he’s obviously gotta be good with kids or they wouldn’t have hired him for his job but you don’t realize just how good he is until you see him playing with the kids in the playground one day
  • He’s spending time with all of them while also giving them individual attention and he’s cheering them on to try everything out
  • One of the lil kids is a bit scared of climbing up the small rock wall and hobi’s there with him every step of the way and he holds the boy’s weight so he can “climb” up the wall and once he touches the top, hobi starts clapping and gets all of the other kids to clap for him and you can see the lil boy’s smile get so wide and he looks so proud and the next time he climbs up, he does it by himself
  • You’re talking to hobi later that day as you two are packing up to head home and you start talking about what led the both of you to this job and he tells you about how he’d always loved kids so much and that he’d always wanted to teach them and be able to help care for them and help give them a good start to their education bc he’d heard too many horror stories about teachers
  • He didn’t think a lil kid should ever have to go through that so he decided to choose teaching as his major and now here he is
  • “So I have to go buy a couple things for tomorrow’s class but why don’t you come with me? Maybe we can get dinner afterwards”
  • “Like a date?”
  • “Like a date”
  • “I’d love that”

anonymous asked:

So Karamel fans think mon-el is a good boyfriend because he puts down the book he's reading when Kara comes home? If you have to set the bar *that* low to find something good about him . . .

It reeks of desperation honestly. I’m forever mystified by shit straight girls will put up with, in life and in fiction. I’d rather be alone than live that way.

Hopefully the falling ratings and constant social media nagging has made them realise that usurping Kara for a slaveowner who’s more generic than Crocs hasn’t been an inspiring feminist message. Maybe we’ll get some payoff by season’s end. 


1. I made a medieval campsite at the halfway point between the monastery and town… I had to edit the objk resources of the tents so they would be permanently set up (i Have no desire for bears to be toting tents around….)

2. I set up little alters all around town and found the silliest thing i could to live on this shrine. Of course i forgot to put the potty bush in my game before loading it so for now the outhouse stays… but soon trees will be bears shitting in the woods 😂

3. More ruins :) i found an override that makes a lot of rocks and ruins recolorable, bringing so much joy to my life. I hid a moon globe in the middle of the overgrown area… I’m sure the bears will want to know their fortune. 

4. Fuzzy playing air guitar (lute?) While i work on this. 

5. Entrance to the camp. It’s just off the road, hence the directional sign

A bonus: i loaded up my game after editing the files of the tents. I had tried grabbing fuzzy, thinking she could set up the tents and just leave them, but it didn’t work (i think the script editing mod interferes with some things… some pie menu options seem to disappear….) so I went the other route. I reloaded to this:

“chicks only go to punk shows to whore around”

yep. you caught me. I learned lyrics, got ready, went out, supported the scene for years, spent all my money on music and shows, and put up with objectification, not because I love punk rock, but to catch someone’s eye in hopes of swallowing their pencil dick in some filthy bathroom stall. totally why I am here. no. other. reason. at all.

shit i've heard IRL sentence starters.

“Rule number one of Tumblr. Don’t put the hamster up your ass.”
“Are you high? You should be.”
“It’s the fucking Pikachu’s fault.”
“You already live off Welfare, asshole.”
“Nobody is that scary when they don’t have hands.”
“Maybe it’s because you were born to be unhappy.”
“That was a pretty dank analysis.”
“Let me drink your milk.”
“For $0.75 an hour you can invite me to sit in your house and eat bread crumbs.”
“You exude weird shit.”
“Just throw it back and walk away.”
“Raise your hand to fuck elves.”
“This entire endeavor was rendered pointless.”
“Everything you know is wrong, and ____ is gonna tell you why!”
“Have you been torturing the peasants for your own sexual pleasure?”
“On a scale from one to yikes, how fucked are you?”
“I am the hands of God.”
“In a way, those Cheetos were just like me. White, puffy, and made with real cheese.”
“I’m going to go home, eat doughnuts, and cry.”
“This rug is my boyfriend.”
“We’re all just stupid birds.”
“I don’t think I can take anything seriously, much less you.”
“And no, you can’t start a fight club.”
“Everything in your life turns into a dead body.”
“I tried. I did try. But then I forgot to finish trying.”
“DAMN! Ya blew it!”
“You are exactly fifteen layers of Hell.”
“You go, musclemania.”
“Alright, keep sucking your own dick.”
“My son is seven and he smells like PICKLES…. Stop screaming.”
“You look like you murdered an entire family and you’re satisfied with your work.”



When Darnell’s phone started ringing again I looked at her with annoyed expression on my face. That shit has literally been going off for the last thirty minutes and I was tired of hearing it. She either needs to answer that shit and talk to Xavier’s annoying ass or turn it off. He and Trouble both have been blowing our phones up for the past two days. I got some common sense and just blocked his ass so he couldn’t call me anymore; I wish this bitch would do the same.

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I started benching at the end of 2015 with a max of 85lbs. This was a close grip, half rep with barely any arch at all. Over the years, I’ve widened my grip to max competition width and gained a ton of back flexibility. My ROM is currently ~2-3". The heaviest weight I’ve worked up to is 150lbs for 6 singles with a two second pause on the chest. I’m trying to achieve a 200lbs bench by the end of 2017.

As a competitive powerlifter, my bench technique is all around perfect and I have no shame in saying that because I’ve put in so much work to get where I am now. My set up is solid. My joint stacking is A1. My back flexibility is some next level exorcist type shit. I finally learned how to effectively leg drive. I’m at a point where the only thing holding me back is my muscle capacity, which is why I’ve been doing a ton of volume chest work.

If any of y'all have any questions about getting a better arch or anything bench related, feel free send me a message. It’s no secret that it’s my fave lift lol and I’d be happy to give tips/tricks/pointers.

Asher: “I have no idea what I’m doing.”
James: puts hand on Asher’s shoulder
James: “None of us really know what we’re doing.”

anonymous asked:

Why don't you like Brock Lesnar?

where to begin.. 

  • championships: whenever he wins a big title he comes around for the next few weeks after winning it and then disappears with it. when he won the wwe championship of john cena he was barely on monday night raw, we didn’t see him for months and he was champion for 7 fucking months. and now is happening again with the universal championship, that championship had so much built up, then when it was revealed at summerslam 2016 the fans at the arena boo the shit out of the title, but seth rollins and finn balor put on a great match, then finn had to give up the title, and somehow lesnar ended up with the title, and we have barely seen him or the title so yeah..
  • money: brock lesnar doesn’t give two shits about wrestling, he has openly said that he is in it for the money because they pay him a lot for showing up and beating people up, he works part-time and gets full-time pay. 

Look, brock lesnar just likes to beat people up, he shows up makes money and leaves, he has no respect for the business, he was given nicknames like the beast, the pain, the next big thing, but he is boring as fuck if it wasn’t for paul heyman people would be booing him out of the building. he is predictable, he isn’t entertaining, at the end of the day wwe is entertainment and for me seeing brock lesnar is just a mehh.. so i don’t like the guy, and probably never will..