for pitiful

  • Friend: I really liked the piano in this movie.
  • Me: Harpsichord.
  • Other Friend: Yeah, the piano was actually pretty funny.
  • Me: Harpsichord.
  • Other other friend: I loved the wardrobe's relationship with the pia--
  • Friend: What's the difference? They're the same thing!
  • Me: (long stare) Okay, sit down and get comfortable.
bite me | m

Originally posted by missmanfreda

◇ “Chanyeol — bite me!

◇ Chanyeol x reader

◇ vampire!au

◇ requested by anon; Good I please request a vampire chanyeol where you’re shy about your first time and he’s really sweet

◇ agshfjsj sorry ive been so mia!! Catching up on all the avengers fanfics ive missed while i was focusing on kpop lmao / also i tried to add a read more but i have no idea if it worked or not so——


“You don’t feel… pressured, do you?” He watches you carefully.

“No! Not at all, really…”

Contrary to your assuring words, your skin trembles with every second and you can’t meet his eyes; Chanyeol has only had the pleasure of meeting you and calling you his mate for 4 months, but when your index finger hooks around the thumb of your opposite hand and you rock back and forth on your feet, he feels pity blossom in his chest like an unwelcomed garden weed — he finds it easy to read you.

“If you don’t want to do this, we don’t have to,” Chanyeol reminds you quietly, stepping closer until you stand chest to chest, and despite the matter at hand, his close proximity only serves to calm your nerves.

You sigh deeply, before a smile, small and nervous, flickers onto your features. You look up at him reassuringly, modding your head. “I know. But I — I want to.”

Sex wasn’t a new concept to you, despite not having taken part in any form of sexual intercourse — it wasn’t why you were nervous. It isn’t why you were painfully aware of your pulse thundering in your ears.

The source of your wavering and quickly depleting confidence were the two glimmering, shiny white canines that were hidden in Chanyeol’s gums — his fangs, which, if everything you were told about vampire tradition was true, would most likely be buried deep in your jugular during your love making.

You had considered whipping up a quick painless potion just so that you wouldn’t have to feel anything, but that wouldn’t only take away your pain, it would take away your pleasure too — and you didn’t want to feel nothing while Chanyeol was making love to you.

“It’s gonna happen sooner or later,” you add with a shrug and a weak, uncertain smile, folding your arms and hugging yourself close.

“I don’t want you to do this because ‘it’s gonna happen sooner or later’,” Chanyeol shakes his head, reaching down and intertwining your fingers. He lifts your knuckles to his lips, murmuring, “I want this to be memorable. I want you to enjoy yourself, my love.”

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So I was tagged by @yeol-stole-my-soul (luv u fren) to do the lockscreen, homescreen, and song last listened to (along with whatever the hell the last one is rip… *cough* I don’t take selfies *cough*) challenge. …So here it is?? Just pay attention to Chanyeol looking like a prince in the top corner 👌

I’ll tag @writing-bout-you (yasss such a sweetheart), @mini-minhyuk (honey you are so cUte), @musicoverlove (omg queen slAY), @lovesehunright (i need more of your face, woman) , @exosmuttytalk (a tru babe) , @kitcatreads (ur pretty and u know it my friend~) , and of course, @exosmutxoxo (no words needed??) 

Feel free to ignore it if you don’t want to~


Look, here’s the thing: if a group of people freaks you out, you don’t have to hang out with them.  Hell, Steven wasn’t really being Onion’s “friend” at the start of the episode, either; he was just taking pity on the kid, and was relieved when the ordeal was over.  Not a healthy situation for anyone involved, especially since it was born out of a desire to give Amethyst some time with Vidalia.

Is the episode shooting towards a message of “accept everyone as they are?”  Well, instead what we’re getting is “accept the attention of people who make you uncomfortable whether you like it or not.”

Especially if they constantly wreck your stuff!

hp au Yandere Yoonjin mood board for @ask-gryffindor-jin

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)

I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place
I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames

Maybe if I knew all of them well
I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this hell that holds me
Maybe if I casted out a spell
But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons

Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me
Whatever, whatever
Just means there’s way more cake for me
Forever, forever

I’m laughing, I’m crying
It feels like I’m dying

-Pity Party, Melanie Martinez

today was wild.. i read the new hq chapter and fell in love with miya osamu, finished watching young justice and cried my eyes out, and read the first chapter of robot x laserbeam and fell in love with roboto.. 

anonymous asked:

Blue have u seen the comments on the dmail article?? they're literally everything we predicted, calling him a bad father and someone who can't be without a girl for 5 mins etc. i'm so mad his image has been manipulated this badly

I don’t exactly because of that. I expected this. Yikes, I’m so mad. He’s such a sweet person, I hope everyone that’s doing this to him chokes 

anonymous asked:

What if Tim came into the family younger (maybe right at 9 instead of whenever Bruce originally took him in) and like one night 15 yr old Jason is up smoking or drinking a bit in the middle of the night. He's surprised to find Tim up, blanket around his shoulders and looking upset. Kid had a bad dream. Jason takes pity on him and suggests they watch movies until they feel better. They fall asleep like that, Jason lying on his back and Tim curled up on his chest.

Aww, big brother Jason. Bruce has never felt happier than when he finds them in the morning like that, and is so happy to be their dad, and that they’re creating a bond.

(He’ll worry about the cigarettes and booze and nightmares later.)

anonymous asked:

I think you've mentioned this a loong time ago, but if someone asked (while not an anon) would you check out their blog?

I guess? I’ll gladly check out someone’s blog if I have the time. I really like looking at other people’s work!

But… If someone where to beg for me to like, reblog, and follow them then don’t count on it tbh. I know I sound like an asshole for saying that but I mean???? I don’t like it when people beg for stuff like that, ya’know? Like some people beg for fame and beg to be noticed and it just?? Makes me not wanna follow them??? Like they want me to feel bad for them and follow them out of pity but that’s just not how you get people to follow you. idk if that makes any sense, I probably sound like a jerk for saying that >~> …

In my personal opinion it’s not about how ‘popular’ you are or how ‘good your art is’, it’s about who you are. If you’re a kind person and treat other with kindness, then that’s all that really matters and you deserve all the followers in the world <3

  • Thunder: So, I grabbed a healthy breakfast.
  • Lightning: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
  • Thunder: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
  • Lightning: I pity your dentist.
  • Thunder: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

feelin real bad about my lack of musical talent friendos. like do any of yall actually listen to the pieces of shit i call arrangements? or do you just like them out of pity? Idk i’ll shut up now, it just gets to me sometimes. and i feel really really skeevy for putting the stuff on bandcamp even if it is for free. now that i’m p much done with the leitmotif stuff i don’t even know what i’d do next. maybe i should just stop.

Featuring the Rainboo and @splatterlewis…cause I just adore these two UwU I need to draw them more UB

  • Just some napping and snuggles…I pity the fool who would tries to separate Spectrum from Splatter. Ya be a bloody puddle if ya tried.
  • Spectrum cleaning some blood off Splatter once again
  • Spectrum looking confused about something
  • Spectrum under a mistletoe…and yup, he is wearing the scarf that he got from Splatter and his Deadbeats. It usually now his typical winter wear, he loves it~

Enjoy 8D