for my town

As a British person I’ve never understood the appeal of the ‘British accent’. Are you into the good ol’ Somerset farmer accent? Scouse? Cockney? South Walian? North? Belfast? Edinburgh? Glasgow? Essex?Yorkshire???? Is it the Tom Hiddleston accent ?

For real I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that speaks like him, he’s disturbingly well spoken

Why is it that the only girls that think I’m attractive are girls on Tumblr who live super far away and 15 year old girls at the grocery store?

stingyislife420  asked:

Is there anything that is not yours?

*stops in horror* I-I… That’s an absurd concept. I’d like to say no, but… you clever little thing, you got me doubting myself.

I’ve had this conversation with Sportacus and Stephanie and Mr Mayor and Pixel several times. They keep trying to give me examples, like “Trixie’s shoes are not mine” and “the government papers are not mine”, but those are just silly little ideas - I’m sure they’re wrong.

ok, now this one’s the last one (im from new jersey, so i had to haha)

bonus at the end cos it’s coincidentally been a year since yesterday ;)


i’m glad that dizzy isn’t too freaked out by the candlelit shrine dedicated to him in my basement that i may or may not pray to for good luck every night before i go to sleep

(i mean, he’s wearing a shirt of himself so he must be into it lmao)