for my thirsty followers

i haven’t made my own studyblr post in nearly a year…*sighs*

Well here’s an update of my study space/room if anyone is interested! the last time i posted a photo of this area, it didn’t have all those photos on the walls. But i’m really glad i have them now because every time i’m staying up super late at night trying to plow through some procrastinated homework, looking at all the different pictures makes my mood at least a little bit better :-) 

(follow my insta bc i’m thirsty for followers: you.nique )

Closer to Midnight {a shallura fic}

Rating: mature/explicit (it’s smut, people)

Summary: they get in the healing pod together as a prank and their minds become temporarily linked. interesting things happen.

Notes: I don’t normally write any smut? At all? But a while ago I had this idea for a cute fic where Shiro and Allura get into a cryopod together and their minds get joined and they can read each other’s thoughts like Allura can do with the mice. And then I thought ‘why not turn this into some smut’ and I just rolled with it.

{Read it on ao3}

anonymous asked:

chuxas chuxas chuxas

Anonymous said to livelivefastfree:  Can I put in a request/vote for chuxas on the compromise list?

Anonymous said to livelivefastfree:  Request drawing from your fic list huh? Hmmm, would be a crying shame if somebody requested some Chuxas to the list now wouldn’t it? *nudge nudge wink wink*

WELL OKAY THEN!  Some drama/angst and some cutes, since so many people asked!

Texas stares at it for a second, and then up at Chuck, and then back at the bruise.

“…you sure that was me?”

“Well seeing as how that’s where you ‘friend-punched’ me so hard I fell over, and then laughed at me…” Chuck pulls his shirt back up. “…yes.”

Texas settles back, looking distinctly unsettled.  “…It was just a buddy-punch,” he says, a little bit plaintively.

god chuck third person is HIS thing you can’t just STEAL A GUY’S THING

To all my followers

This is a message to all the followers who started following me or want to follow me simply because my body looks good. I have news for you.


Today, 4 months ago, I gave birth to a baby boy. This is us on his first trip to the beach.

This boy is my world. Being a single mom isn’t easy but he is the light of my life and I can honestly say I’m proud to be his mother. 

Going back to my thirsty followers. As you may or may not realize, pregnancy changes a woman’s body. In my case, I gained over 100 lbs and after recovering fully, lost about 70 lbs. All that in the span of a year. You know what that does to the human body? If you don’t know, you’re in luck. I’m going to show you. 

I’m not apologizing for the crappy webcam quality of the photos either. 


I have stretch marks. God do I have stretch marks.
My boobs are uneven and a little saggy from breastfeeding.
My hips are significantly wider.  
I have a bit of flappy skin on my stomach.
I have rolls when I bend at my waist. 

Ladies and gentlemen, 

I  am  beautiful

I stand before the internet in my bikini bottoms and a sports bra and expose what I was ashamed of for too long: my real body. 

If you can’t stand to see skin that has stretched to accommodate a rapidly growing human being for 40 weeks, unfollow me.
If you can’t handle my love for my uneven breasts that readily supply vital nutrients to my baby, unfollow me.
If you can’t accept my body the way I have learned to accept it, unfollow me.  

You only have one body in this world. You’re the one who lives with it all. the. time. Your body works so hard to keep you alive. It may not live up to your expectation of perfect but damnit, it’s trying. It’s trying every day and every night to keep you here and to keep you healthy to the best of it’s abilities. 

I am tired, so tired of seeing people being torn apart for loving their body. I hope that these photos help others see the importance of loving yourself. 

Golden | Jungkook (M)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Summary: Jungkook will show you just how golden he really is.

Word Count: 6,670

Genre: Smut/fluff

A/N: Jungkook smut for my thirsty followers who didn’t get enough in AL. Btw I hope you enjoy it @helloblamebts :)) sorry for the wait bc I know you’re just as thirsty as everyone else

Keep reading

so since we can submit shit have a Greedo.

He has just taken a bath or shower and is being a vain showoff I'llgonow 



Fan Friday Submission from @hylja!!

You know we all imagine that he must be strolling through his bathroom into his bedroom but the reality is he’s probably meandering through the bar during the evening rush so all the customers can take a gander at his glory…… wow I love him. Thank you he is SO BEAUTIFUL AND GOOD

>> Submit a Greed! <<

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guuuuyyysss sorry to self promote again but I’m doing this cool on insta where I post pretty Romanian words & their meanings and nobody is appreciating it cause I’m losing followers fast lol, so if you’re interested in this please follow prince.hylas on instagram for more pics + the etymologies and meanings of these words!! pls & thank u

anonymous asked:

Did I miss something? Is Piper actually pregnant? is this all hypothetical for the sake of drama? I'M SO CONFUSED

Piper isnt pregnant my followers are just thirsty for hypothetical Louper babies 

Hump Day Smut

Well, here’s what I was able to get between Sunday and today. 

Show You by castielsdirtykitten (Reader’s boyfriend calls her fat, Sam and Dean won’t hear it. Threesome but the boys don’t interact, aka no Wincest.)

In The Backseat by deandoesthingstome (Teen Dean takes reader’s virginity in the backseat of the Impala. Fluffy smut!)

Hard by kittenofdoomage (Soulless!Sam smut. Rough and hot.)

Sleep With Me? by winchester-with-wings (Long one. Starts out with fluffy and cute Dean, and then you get some smut to top it all off.)

Apple Pie Life by castielsdirtykitten (Fluffy fluffy Dean fluff with some wedding night smut.)

Plaid on Plaid by supernaturalimagines (Dean is turned on by seeing you in his shirt, so he fucks you in it.)

Cakes, night and summers by thenightyouknow (Pregnancy fluff and smut with Dean. What a good little hubby.)

Daddy by deanwearingsweats (Reader has a daddy kink, Dean finds out.)

what do you call even this by winchestersandwordprocessors (Chris just talks about Sam and Dean’s favorite positions and I’m all worked up now.)

Show me what you got, Winchester by takeitoffwinchester (Reader likes it rough, Sammy is happy to oblige.)

Fighting for Dominance by castielsdirtykitten (Demon Dean and Demon Reader)

Tied Up by deanwearingsweats (Reader takes advantage of her situation after rescuing an already-tied-up Dean.)

Rain Check by winchesterwhisper (Shower sex with Dean Winchester.)

Birthday Spankings by meteoraangel (The first Cas fic to make it on a Hump Day Smut post.)

Distance Makes For Desperation by bovaria (Long distance relationship with Dean, he shows up and shows you how much he missed you.)

Dean having sex in public fic by winchestersandwordprocessors (the title says it all.)

Private Lessons by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (More professor Dean. If you aren’t reading this series, get your life together and start now.)

Stake Out by sp-oops (I would have posted this fic earlier but for whatever reason I didn’t want to post two of her fics in a row (weird, I do that all the time) and then I forgot to put it on the next post and anyways here it is. It’s great and you should definitely read it. Dean and reader are on a stakeout and witness a couple having sex, then get all hot and bothered. Voyeurism obvi. Enjoy.)

Sex on Fire by ilostmyshoe-79 (Dean rolls into town and gives you quite the night. This one gets extra love from me because it was written in honor of the shitty day I had yesterday. And it put a big stupid grin on my face.)

Y’all thirsty yet?

Smut Timeout:

Well, well, well. Look who did it again. Little miss Jess (better known as abaddonwithyall) Has gotten herself right back in the hot seat. Two weeks in a row, Jess? Really? I don’t know why you love to hurt me so. Maybe because you love writing the makeup sex? (My favorite fic, aka A+)

Here’s Photograph, it got Jess thrown into timeout. She drew me in with smut and then cut me down with angst. Fluffy kitty is not amused by your angst, Jess.

And here’s a nicer, happier fic that Jess wrote, that was listed with the other fics, but like I said, abaddonwithyall has gotten herself thrown into timeout. So I had to pull it and put it down here with grumpy kitty. This Is My Jam.

Now, Jess, you go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Since I’ve got the bitter taste of angst in my mouth, and I don’t want to leave you guys on such a negative note, here’s some happy gifs. 

a lot of horrible great pickup lines that never always work!
(compiled with assistance from friends, the internet (especially these guys), and myself)

  • are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt
  • you turn my software into hardware
  • am i dead because you must be an angel
  • are you shampoo with moroccan oil because you’re giving me body
  • your dad must be a baker, because you got some nice buns
  • are you a mophie case because you’re giving me extra juice
  • help me! i’m lost! can you give me directions to our bedroom?
  • are you homosexual tendencies because i don’t want to tell anyone about you until i’m ready
  • what is that in your eye? oh yeah it’s a twinkle
  • i’m gonna need a library card because i’m checking you out
  • are you lady gaga because you make my (he)artpop
  • are you a pokemon because i wanna pikachu
  • are you an easter basket because i wanna hold your eggs
  • are you a fast food sandwich because you’d be a mcgorgeous
  • are you roadkill because i wanna take you home for dinner
  • are you caffeine because i can’t go a day without you
  • that outfit looks great on you but i think that i’d look better on you
  • are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see
  • are you gluten free because i want your glutes on me
  • are you big bang theory because my parents love you
  • are you earwax because i can’t get you out of my head
  • are you the movie chicago because i watch you a lot
  • are you a nun because you are nun like any other
  • you must be starbucks because i crave you five times a day
  • i lost my teddy bear! can i sleep with you?
  • if i was a superhero, i wouldn’t be batman, superman, or iron man, i’d be your man
  • did you feel this shirt? it’s boyfriend (girlfriend) material
  • my love for you is like diarrhea, it is out of control
  • are you a palm tree because i am coco-nuts about you
  • are you the new mariokart because i want you so bad
  • are you megan fox because you’re hot
  • are you a bunny because you hopped your way into my heart
  • if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
  • did you invent the airplane because you seem wright for me
  • do you have a band-aid because i just scraped my knee falling for you
  • are you an interior decorator because when I saw you the entire room became beautiful
  • are you religious because you’re the answer to all my prayers
  • did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass
  • your body is 65% water and i’m thirsty
  • my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u
  • can i follow you home because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
  • did we take a class together because i could’ve sworn we had chemistry
  • was your dad a boxer because you’re a knockout
  • you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
  • if i had a star for every time you brightened my day i’d have a galaxy in my hand
  • if being sexy was a crime you’d be guilty as charged
  • i was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen
  • if you were a vegetable you’d be a cu(te)cumber
  • if I were a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you
  • do you work at starbucks because i like you a latte
  • are you a banana because i find you appealing
  • did you read dr. seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn
  • is your dad a drug dealer because you’re so dope
  • me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, andasentencewithoutspaces
  • your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon
  • most people like to watch the olympics because they only happen once every 4 years but i’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime
  • i must be a snowflake because i’ve fallen for you
  • there’s something wrong with my cell phone; it doesn’t have your number in it
  • if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print
  • do you work at dick’s because you’re sporting the goods
  • you must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room
  • i’d like to invite you over, but i’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
  • excuse me, but i think i dropped something, my jaw
  • if you were a booger i’d pick you first
  • if i were to ask you out on a date would your answer be the same as the answer to this question
  • if this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
  • are you lost because heaven is a long way from here
  • are you a campfire because you are hot and i want s’more
  • you’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind
  • put down that cupcake because you’re sweet enough already
  • you’re so fine you make me stutter wha-wha-what’s your name
  • when I first saw you I looked for a signature because every masterpiece has one
  • i like legos you like legos why don’t we build a relationship
  • i might not be sriracha sauce but i sure will spice up your life
  • are you jewish because you israeli hot
  • you may be asked to leave soon because you’re making all the other (wo)men look bad
  • are you chapstick because i wanna rub you all over my mouth
  • did you just fart because you just blew me away and the whole room smells really bad
  • LOVE ME

anonymous asked:

Gurl I'm gonna reblog as many of your pics as possible to feed my thirsty gay followers and bring more gays into your glorious light

You’re doing gods gay work friend 👌🙏

I really just don’t want to be with anyone that only exclusively follows plus models & bbw accounts, I don’t like being put in a box or being made to feel some type of way when ppl just see me as a choice among many, I don’t like that shit, I don’t care if it makes me sound petty, I just have had my fill of thirsty dudes especially dudes that thirst follow my online friends & make the plus size movement feel weird and fetishy for me

Followers

Is it bad that I’m thirsty for more followers? That I’m hoping my writing can please a lot of people? Is that bad or selfish of me? Please tell me if this is a bad thing. Because I just want to know if I should continue my imagines or not.

Originally posted by haunting-s0uls