for my john

Eliza: Your son is 9 years old today, he has something he like to say. He’s been practicing all day, Phillip take it away!

Phillip: Daddy! Daddy! Look! *puts his hair up in a ponytail*

Alexander: *starts crying* Phillip! Why?!

Laurens: Do like me?

Alexander: Of course.

Laurens: But do you like-like me?

Alexander: …

Alexander: We’ve been dating for like 2 years…

Laurens: Right…

Laurens: But do you?